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Phone Tap: Off Site Chef · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: You y Away. Today's phone tap took weeks of planning
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  Speaker 2: to pull off because one of our listeners asked us
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  Speaker 2: the prank. Her sister and they're scheduled to have a
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  Speaker 2: lunch date at this very fancy restaurant. So we told
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  Speaker 2: her after they put in their order with the waiter,
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  Speaker 2: she should excuse herself to the bathroom and text us
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  Speaker 2: what dish her sister got what?
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  Speaker 3: And just stay in there.
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  Speaker 2: Until we're done. You're gonna understand why when you hear
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  Speaker 2: it in your phone tab right now?
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  Speaker 1: Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Hello? Uh Denise? Is it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Who is it?
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  Speaker 3: Are you? You just aldo a visto? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, perfect? So I have a couple of questions about
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  Speaker 4: your order.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, who is this? Well?
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  Speaker 4: I guess you could call me your chef. I guess
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  Speaker 4: this is more of a loose term. My name is Box.
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  Speaker 2: What's your name Box Fox.
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  Speaker 3: Yes you got you have it? Box?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so help me out here.
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  Speaker 3: I just put my order in with the waiter.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I know this, but I am the one who
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  Speaker 4: is making your food today across the way at my place.
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  Speaker 3: Why, I'm a restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: You you do not think that they actually make the
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  Speaker 4: meals inside the restaurant?
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  Speaker 3: Do you know? That's how I know you are a
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  Speaker 3: funny woman. This is funny. I don't think it's funny.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: See, this is not how restaurants work anymore. No food
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  Speaker 4: is that actually cooked there, not after the recent health.
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  Speaker 3: Violations help violation.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, so it is just me in my kitchen right now, Box.
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  Speaker 4: I'm making the orders from all over. In fact, I
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  Speaker 4: just made a big mac off of YouTube. It's quite easy.
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  Speaker 1: No, this doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it is sounding very crazy, I know, but I
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  Speaker 4: love it. I am looking at your order here. You
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  Speaker 4: want the pork medallions with a sweet onion?
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  Speaker 3: DEMI lies? Is it glass?
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  Speaker 4: And how would you.
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  Speaker 3: Even know that? Okay?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, with the waiter he has texted me or order,
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  Speaker 4: so I can't have it, do you number? I do
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  Speaker 4: think that he has spelled the food item wrong. It
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  Speaker 4: sounds very fancy, Dennis, do you know how to spell
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  Speaker 4: demig lies so I can type it into the YouTube.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Jimmy Glaze for you. If you don't know what
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  Speaker 4: gummy is, you probably shouldn't be cooking.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Please, I have another order coming in from the olive garden.
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  Speaker 3: Can you please hold?
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  Speaker 1: Chop?
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  Speaker 2: Chop?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is cranging.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 4: Can excuse me? Come here? Please?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I am back. I apologize for the wait. Just
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  Speaker 3: so you know.
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  Speaker 4: I have run out of the sesame seed buds.
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  Speaker 3: So are you okay? If I.
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  Speaker 4: Couldn't get them at seven eleven for for very cheap?
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  Speaker 3: Okay? I ordered pork medallions with sweet onion. Gay. Wait?
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  Speaker 3: Is this not Chad?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: I apologize. I have so many people on hold.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I just is there is there anybody
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  Speaker 4: inside of this restaurant named Chad?
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  Speaker 3: Do you know?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I want to make this.
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  Speaker 4: We're so clear you're not cooking anything for me.
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  Speaker 1: You understand.
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  Speaker 3: The burghers are for Chad.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want burgers. I don't know who Chad is,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't want you cooking for me.
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  Speaker 4: If you just put me on your speaker phone. I
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  Speaker 4: would shout for him and perhaps he will answer you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, but your sister Rachel, she never mentioned you had
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  Speaker 4: such a fifty mouth.
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  Speaker 3: It has been very surprising for me.
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  Speaker 4: How do you know my sister she is.
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  Speaker 3: In the restroom right now.
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  Speaker 4: She said, I should put minimal effort into your meal
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  Speaker 4: and into this prank phone.
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  Speaker 3: Call on you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm are you serious?
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  Speaker 2: Right now?
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  Speaker 4: Your sister Rachel asked us to do a phone tap
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  Speaker 4: on you.
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  Speaker 3: My name is Jeff from brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
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  Speaker 3: you're on the radio. Your sister Rachel has been planning
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  Speaker 3: this for weeks.
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  Speaker 2: She told us about your reservation at this nice restaurant,
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  Speaker 2: so she went away to the restroom just to tell
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  Speaker 2: us what you ordered so we could call you.
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  Speaker 3: You don't understand this is a very nice restaurant, and
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  Speaker 3: I said, screaming, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I understand that you are very angry. But before
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  Speaker 4: you go, do you know how to spend demiglais? It
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  Speaker 4: is a complicated word, not familiar.
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  Speaker 3: And how much?
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  Speaker 4: How much would you be tipping me tonight? You are
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  Speaker 4: a naughty woman.
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  Speaker 1: The weak up every
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  Speaker 3: Morning was fun taps weekday morning on the twenties, brooking
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning,