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🏡 The Valley Season 3 Episode 1 Recap: No Jax, Britt's Sparkle, Luke Chill Out Bruh & Lacey vs. Michelle · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Drama Darling Drama Darling Drama Darling.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, welcome back into Drama Darling. Today is a
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  Speaker 2: Valley recap. We're heading into season three of The Valley Wow,
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  Speaker 2: and there is no Jacks to be found, you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Emily Teresa, Hi, Emily, Welcome back in thank you.
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  Speaker 3: There was just one not to Jackson. That was his
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  Speaker 3: sign coming down from the.
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  Speaker 2: Bar at the top of the episode, right and the
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  Speaker 2: crashing of the little bald the crash his light is
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  Speaker 2: alley that lauds Bake gigg And well, let's just officially
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  Speaker 2: welcome ourselves back in Welcome in Thank you Wow. You
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  Speaker 2: know we were here. The valley is back, and who
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  Speaker 2: thought that we would be able to pivot this hard
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  Speaker 2: into this while the Summer House scandal is going on,
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  Speaker 2: and yet we're here and that's fine. So let's all
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  Speaker 2: regulate with some valley and it's going to be easier
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  Speaker 2: to regulate since Jacks isn't here Summerhouse.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, the big huge story that is on everyone's
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  Speaker 4: mind is Size divorce.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we were so sorry. You're right. I love how
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  Speaker 2: like no, it's really funny because they're pushing so hard
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  Speaker 2: like prs, like oh my gosh, and this will be
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  Speaker 2: on this season. It's like, all right, what else you got?
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  Speaker 2: Is there anything else or that is that it? Are
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  Speaker 2: we gonna see like a really nice arcuterie because like
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  Speaker 2: then I'll tune in, you will. So yeah, Size has
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  Speaker 2: been filed for divorce after nine years.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, got it right in there, right before the ten
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  Speaker 4: when things start.
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  Speaker 3: To get right legal.
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  Speaker 5: They start to that's right, Well I know all about that.
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  Speaker 5: I just wish my divorce was vital, So good luck
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  Speaker 5: to ye. Britney's divorce isn't final. Michelle and Jesse's divorce
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  Speaker 5: isn't final. Who else am I missing? Zach and Benji are.
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  Speaker 5: Benji's living with Zach while he's working on his visa.
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  Speaker 5: Zach was very smart to make it quite clear to
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  Speaker 5: the government who was watching, because we know the government
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  Speaker 5: watches Bravo. Come on now, Yeah, gotta gotta clamp down
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  Speaker 5: on those fraudsters segua alert. Genshaw did an interview and
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  Speaker 5: is out of prison obviously, and did her first interview.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, with People magazine.
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  Speaker 4: I all I know is Bravo Docket re released their
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  Speaker 4: episod episode one of the Genshaw stuff to be like,
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  Speaker 4: don't try to skirt this. Don't act like yeah, don't
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  Speaker 4: act like we we screwed this up. As as the
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  Speaker 4: media misunderstanding the charges here Jen, because they I guess
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  Speaker 4: just from the sound clips and stuff, people are feeling like,
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  Speaker 4: what do you what do you say?
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  Speaker 2: She said, Well, I think what you might be saying
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  Speaker 2: is that she was like, I just want to I'm
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  Speaker 2: just sorry for any involvement that i might have had
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  Speaker 2: in this. And so I'm like colick or rather scroll
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  Speaker 2: because because she's saying all the right things, and she's like,
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  Speaker 2: and it's just really important for these people to get
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  Speaker 2: restitution and everything that I'm doing, I'm committed to getting
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  Speaker 2: money back to the victims. She did say that, She's like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm committed to doing that, and I hope that other
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  Speaker 2: people who are, in so many words, also guilty of
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  Speaker 2: this offense will do the same, because these victims deserve
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  Speaker 2: to make their lives whole again by being reimbursed for
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  Speaker 2: the things that we stole. And I think that the
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  Speaker 2: way that she originally said that was a strange wording.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I will watch it, but it's not going to make
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  Speaker 4: me be like, oh, poor Denshaw. I can't imagine feeling
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  Speaker 4: that way.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just glad that she did get an interview because
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  Speaker 2: any money that she makes a portion will obviously go
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  Speaker 2: to the victims. So I'm fine with that. And I
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  Speaker 2: think it's good that she came out and has obviously
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  Speaker 2: had some whether it's fake or real, she's had some
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  Speaker 2: level of introspection, and she's speaking on how she screwed up,
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  Speaker 2: and she is committed to paying these victims back. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: that's all we can ask for at this point.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmmm. So we moved on your gen shot take.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I could care less about her, And then you're like,
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  Speaker 4: but this is good.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm thinking about the victims and if she's not
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  Speaker 2: making money. If she's not making money, they don't get
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  Speaker 2: money back because where's the money going to come from.
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  Speaker 3: Even if she is making money. I hope that they
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  Speaker 3: get that money.
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  Speaker 4: Because that's also that weird loophole that everybody seems to
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  Speaker 4: find when it's time to pay the.
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  Speaker 3: Victims, right, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Now, if she could just get Erica Jane's diamond earrings
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  Speaker 2: and give those to her victims, then we're all straight
• 6:00
  Speaker 2: going back to the valley, which is what we're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: I looked up Brittany and Jackson's divorce. The status is
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  Speaker 2: right now as of March twenty, twenty sixth they are
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  Speaker 2: not divorced. Things are like just held up for one
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  Speaker 2: reason or the other. But they do have a custody
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  Speaker 2: agreement and that's all there. So just so y'all know,
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  Speaker 2: we're not gonna end the season with a divorce party,
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  Speaker 2: even though it's looking like it's heading in that direction.
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  Speaker 2: You're not gonna have it's about divorce party, which you
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  Speaker 2: know Britney's gonna watch, but let's go the vigis it's
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  Speaker 2: a divorce party. I mean it's gonna be like everything
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  Speaker 2: will be personalized. So I mean there's gonna be a
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  Speaker 2: great party planning opportunity for that.
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  Speaker 4: She has a storage unit of decorations just for that party.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, already, you're right, she's been getting them like I
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  Speaker 2: don't know when a divorce party decoration bundle would be
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  Speaker 2: on sale, Like, I don't know what time of year
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  Speaker 2: that is, but I'm sure she's found him. You know,
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  Speaker 2: it's not like the.
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  Speaker 3: Day order is mess years.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm ready a black Frida got to get
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  Speaker 5: my divorce party swag and they.
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  Speaker 2: Co work, and then Jesse and Michelle with this divorce
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  Speaker 2: like it's weird. She's, you know, I don't understand what's
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  Speaker 2: happening here. Emily, She's like, yeah, Jesse doesn't. He just
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  Speaker 2: has an excuse for everything, and he just won't sign
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  Speaker 2: these papers. So we are still in the same place
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  Speaker 2: we were a year ago. And then he's just like, no,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's not like I'm trying to pull one
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  Speaker 2: over on anybody. It's just divorce papers happen, and sometimes
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  Speaker 2: you sign him. Sometimes you can't get your hand to work.
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  Speaker 2: You know. It's like, what do you I am believing Michelle?
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  Speaker 2: I think in this situation, because he does seem to
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  Speaker 2: be a real slippery little snake.
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  Speaker 4: What are your Yeah, don't you remember he was just
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  Speaker 4: going to represent himself and then run up her legal
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  Speaker 4: fees because she had a loyal and he was going
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  Speaker 4: to just be like, well, I don't know. I'm just
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  Speaker 4: gonna take my time, and then that her lawyer ended
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  Speaker 4: up having to like do a bunch of extra work
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  Speaker 4: to compensate for his lack of knowledge for.
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  Speaker 2: His DIY lawyer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you would think that
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  Speaker 2: like at this point, since Lacey is in his life,
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  Speaker 2: that he would be ready to sign. So it's very
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  Speaker 2: strange that he didn't. Let's jump to that. Whose party
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  Speaker 2: were we even at? I was a sip and sip okay,
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  Speaker 2: and Lacey and Michelle like finally talk wild they got
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  Speaker 2: these two on camera because you just did not think
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  Speaker 2: that was going to happen.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was also like Lacey's like, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: go say hi to her, and then she walked over.
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  Speaker 3: She's like Hi. That was it, and the ball was
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  Speaker 3: now to be like where are we going now with this?
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  Speaker 2: She's like, can you please tell Jesse to divorce me?
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  Speaker 3: Hi?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I know who you are.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, So can you please explain to Jesse what a
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  Speaker 2: pen is or even like docu signed? Can you please
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  Speaker 2: explain to him, because like you all want to be together, right,
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  Speaker 2: please tell him to sign the papers. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what he's doing. And she's like, oh, yeah, I just
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  Speaker 2: wish you guys are happy and healthy. I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: we got a real one here. I mean, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 2: we got a live one here, not a real one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this is not I'm not getting a good vibe from
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  Speaker 2: this situation.
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  Speaker 3: I don't like it.
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  Speaker 4: I don't I allegedly I allegedly don't like Lacey is
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  Speaker 4: yes what I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you allegedly don't like because you don't want to
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  Speaker 2: sust and to sust.
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  Speaker 4: Especially if she allegedly has a history of doing this
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  Speaker 4: and we saw it in the end she plays dirty
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  Speaker 4: because at the end of the last season she came
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  Speaker 4: to the restaurant and Jesse was like, I thought we
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  Speaker 4: were done filming, and then she shows up in full glam.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, I thought you guys were done in ten minutes.
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  Speaker 2: I'll just wait over here, changeing, like ready if she
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  Speaker 2: has like a ring light out.
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  Speaker 4: And I mean she might have just been put on
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  Speaker 4: a full face to go out whatever I get, But
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  Speaker 4: there is something like you're gonna go to the set
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  Speaker 4: That just drove me crazy. Then and then seeing the
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I know it's a restaurant, but it's a
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  Speaker 4: set for all purposes. They're filming that night. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: so go someplace else and meet Jesse. If none of
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  Speaker 4: this is important to you and you're suing everyone, like
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  Speaker 4: what are you? I would get so nervous around her.
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: Jeremiah, the producer was past. I love that. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: what are you doing? We are filming Jesse. Yeah, like
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  Speaker 2: that was amazing. I love that. I love I love
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  Speaker 2: I love a person who's all about business. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: he was standing, as the kids say, on the business.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well so was Lacey was standing in his business.
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  Speaker 3: H in his business.
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  Speaker 2: She was standing on top of papers some seas and
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  Speaker 2: desists that she was ready to like dole out to
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  Speaker 2: everybody at the party.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't believe her at all. And then you know,
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  Speaker 2: just seeing the end of that fight because I don't remember.
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  Speaker 2: I guess it's been a long time. I don't remember
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  Speaker 2: seeing that footage with Michelle being like fuck you, fuck
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  Speaker 2: you and Jeremari Maya being like professional.
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  Speaker 4: And we didn't see the Jeremiah Okay, I don't think
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  Speaker 4: until this season. But we saw the rest of the fallout.
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  Speaker 3: We saw a lot of it last.
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  Speaker 2: We saw a lot of that. Okay, yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: love it. They gave us the Jeremiah because it just
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: showed how everybody else was right and Jesse was wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and oblivious.
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  Speaker 4: And that is also why I'm like, absolutely Jesse's holding
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  Speaker 4: up the process for Michelle. Yeah yeah, it's not now
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  Speaker 4: and now I will say this is where I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know Michelle.
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you get there's like she's about five percent
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  Speaker 2: where I'm like, really, yeah, you want nothing, you really
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  Speaker 2: want nothing.
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  Speaker 4: There's nothing that you're you just want him to sign
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  Speaker 4: papers at blank page.
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  Speaker 3: Please divorce me. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, She's like, tell him to sign it. I'm
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  Speaker 2: walking away with nothing. Yeah yeah, yeah, without even a
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  Speaker 2: light in my eyes or inflection in my voice. I'm
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  Speaker 2: walking away with.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding.
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: How about Aaron?
• 12:33
  Speaker 4: What a dingbat that guy turned out to be?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Emily All.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: I want someone who's in fitness.
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: I mean that's crazy. It's crazy, like walking and hiking.
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: She didn't count fit. She's constantly working out. I remember,
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know when this was because I it was
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: obviously during filming of the Valley, because do you recall
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: seeing like reels and posts of Michelle and La La
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  Speaker 2: working out on the beach and like bikinis, just looking
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  Speaker 2: fit af They were working out all the time together,
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  Speaker 2: like squats and just like the hard stuff. And I'm like,
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: what are you talking about? You know, have a fitness
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: girl also buying Aaron By Yeah.
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: I likes Laala calling out his crazy eyes.
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: Oh man, you know it is a jump scare, like
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: we never got used to it, but thank goodness we
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: didn't have to. Oh yeah yeah, but to me, it
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: seems like it's got to be some sort of a
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: thyroid problem. Am I right?
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  Speaker 3: His eyes?
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, ormo problem. I don't know. He's
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: looking swimming. Just keep swimming right right, I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, just keep your eyes open and on the
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  Speaker 5: price yet, just keep going.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: Just been waiting to bring back my own degenerous story
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: impression just since I started this podcast, you know. Yeah, Okay,
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: Luke going to the same cryobank that La La used
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  Speaker 2: and like his stats are hilarious. It's possible. I mean
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  Speaker 2: it is possible.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it's a thousand percent possible.
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: I'm like, that is just wild because I in my mind,
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: I'm like, Luke, when would you have done?
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  Speaker 3: Like I forgot?
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  Speaker 4: I have a life in la before.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's why I'm you're bringing up the exact point
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  Speaker 2: that I was trying to figure out.
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  Speaker 4: When, because by the way I did look it up,
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: you can use a sperm that's been you know, cryo
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  Speaker 4: whatever it lasts for like.
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  Speaker 3: Twenty or thirty years.
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  Speaker 4: So there's a world where maybe he did that college
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  Speaker 4: in California and then moved to Colorado and came back
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  Speaker 4: with that sperm.
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  Speaker 2: Mid call good, good call, good call.
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  Speaker 4: But I would like to know when he did that
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  Speaker 4: at the exact clinic that she went to, Like he didn't.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: He's like, oh, I did it a week before she
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: went to pick something out, something out, pick something out
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  Speaker 2: for her child. What if we find out then He's
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: just like this cereal like a a donor, a serial donor,
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: and like planned this and was like, Okay, Lala's she
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: is going to go to this cryobank. I'm gonna go.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: I'm to write down all the things that she's looking
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: for because I know that she's looking for them. My
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: physique and the way that I look is exactly what
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: she wants, and so I'll do that.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: He was a huge fan of Pump Rules fan. Yeah,
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: and he's like things are going to go south with
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: Randall and Walla the right on the wall, and she's
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: gonna want a baby of her own.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: What does she want? It's me. I'm gonna go jerk
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  Speaker 3: off this me.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I'm gonna go do this. I'm actually thinking
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: something even darker.
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  Speaker 3: Okay that.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: Let's see what was the timeline of when they got together?
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Because they were together, Kristin and Luke were together when
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: La La went and got this donor sperm. Correct, So
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: I'm saying he went right before she went to the place, oh,
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: because he knew her.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: Does Brittany have a storage unit of decorations for this review?
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: I do? I do.
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: I've got Sperb DoD Sperb Dodor Reveal Party the Core.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: So here's the like that goes out, say of the
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: day after Easter. You gotta really be friends. Of course,
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: because eggs I eat Sperb they go to dealer, So
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: you know you gotta just be able to look out
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: and branded it out. We love shell about black because
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: we're loved distant, so we like to get deep. We
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: get outlad the Gibbler and we fights to have it.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: We go shelbanded stuff.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Wait, what do you think about I was so happy
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: to hear that they met earlier in their lives before
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Ston Yeah, before she was on reality television. Okay, yeah,
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: that made me comfortable a little hope. Then you head
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: on over to Zach and he's like, I don't know,
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Brittany's got to look for these red flags or else
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: she's gonna do it again. He said I love you
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: way too soon and all this stuff, and I'm like,
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: oh no, yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I think Zach.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: I believe him.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: I believe him.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: But I was like, is that the Is that the
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: red flag?
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Or does Zach just not like Kentucky?
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: Because guess what else you did, Zach? You said I
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: love you a little too soon for me to Lacy
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  Speaker 4: this episodisode that was a red flag.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: But I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Lacey and Zach are that tight where she's like I
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: love you and he's like I love you. I was like,
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: what is that you look for? Red flag?
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Zach?
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: He should have said thank you? Like like the preview,
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: have you ever has anyone ever said hold on? Let
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: me answer this question first. I definitely have been in
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: a situation where someone has said I love you and
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: I did not say it back. Sorry, And there was
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: a time when I was like, thanks, It's like, what
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: do you do? Have you ever been in that situation?
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: With you last week, Emily, don't.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Bring our dirty laundry to the show. How dare you?
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: How dare you? You asked, Well, i'll tell you what.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: You just take that off the microphone. Do you understand me?
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: God?
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: How dare you?
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you just kind of yeah, okay, so insincere love
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: em if they had known each other, if you didn't
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: even say it back, yeah, I don't, So I don't
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: say it back.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: I just continue the conversation. That's how I handle it.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: So discuss, that's what I will say.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: You say I love you, I'll just be like murder.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: You'll be like, are you a faithful? Are you a murder?
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Trade? And miss the traders already? All right? What were
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: we gonna say?
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: I am UK tradering as we speak.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: But I all know, we all know, Emily, Well.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Did you know I haven't watched it in two weeks.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: I'm behind. So I'm just letting you.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Know that everybody knows I love you. And we were
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: on the Zoom. We were on the Darling Zoom. The
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: other night and everyone's like, why isn't Emily watching Summerhouse?
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: This is ridiculous, And I was like, she's watching Traders. Always, always,
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: always be watching Traders. I know, Hi, Matty just walked up.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Are you gonna say Natti?
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Hi?
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Do you want to say?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Badah the microphone so people can hear you. Gotta go close?
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Okay hah badah?
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Oh ye.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Give me five. It is spring break over here at
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: the Philip Sanel Mousehold.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: So wow, it's MTV filming there this year. This is
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: MTV's filming Spring Breaking.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know where we live.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys are familiar with Santa Clarita.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Everybody, welcome in to Santa Clarita.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: Ah.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: I'd like to say it's Nia and Danny's place, but
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: we were here first.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Nobody's going to argue with that.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Nobody, not not Emis, not not no one, not no
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: one anyway, no one getting back.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I know you you're you're watching Traders. I do understand that.
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: Look, I Summer House is my Bravo blind spot.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: We all have blind spots.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, and I.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: Am ashamed because I feel like I feel like somebody's
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: like spouse or significant other when Sandoval dropped and I
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: and they didn't understand what the world was talking about.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: That's how I feel, except for this is my world.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: I should know this.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Well, that's why everybody on the Zoom was concerned. I'm
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: just speaking on behalf of the darlings. They were concerned,
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: And I.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Mean, what do I do? What do I do? Start
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: season five?
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: What do I do?
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: What do I do? She's panicking, like, should I just
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: get into it? You mean, I don't think you should bother?
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: It's a it's a here's the thing in the city
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: is going to be starting? May I believe twenty second
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: or twenty eighth? Okay, okay, twenty second. I believe that
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: is the spinoff from Summerhouse. I say, you pop in
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: there and then you let it unravel.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, you don't think I should just watch like last week?
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Watch the season three?
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: God? No? Okay? Am I good to care?
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know if you do you want to make
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: that kind of time?
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Do you want to make that kind of time? Love being?
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Well, listen, if you would say I love you back,
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: I might ask you to do it. But someone's a
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: commitment foe. So no, I'm not gonna take that of you.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Don't don't bother, save yourself, don't dwint, don't don't wint.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Do'm all right, we'll see what happens.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: All right. Listen, let's get back to the main scoop here,
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: and that is Santa Clarita. Four and four, four under four,
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: four under four, four under four, four and four. Okay,
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: happy to see him up in Santa Clarita. You know
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: it took it took nia an hour? Did she say
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: an hour and a half or an hour to get
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: to the hospital. Yeah, it's that is tough.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: I feel bad for that part, but yeah, Santa Clarita
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: is not that far.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: It's not they must have left in like major rush out,
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: major rush hour traffic, because it would not take that
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: long to get to guessing cedars. Yeah, so she was
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm just guessing.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: I just like, I don't understand how she's saying, yes,
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: so isolated because she's not that far now that sense,
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: she's got post pregnancy brain, So I give it to
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: her that she might feel like, oh, I can't.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Just like pop over.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: It's gonna take me an extra hour or forty.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Minutes here's the thing to hang out. Right, Well, here's
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: the thing. I definitely if I was that young and
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: I moved up here, I would be feeling the same
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: way because.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Is that young?
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Thank you, what a nice compliment. I love being I
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: mean they're like mid thirties right right. But I was
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: not living. I was in LA in my mid thirties
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: all the way up until like my late forties, so
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: and I loved it. So if I was living up
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: here and missing out like all my friends all hanging out,
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: all going to all the comedy stuff, you know, dinner
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: like all that stuff, it would suck. So I probably
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: would feel isolated, like it would be a pain, and
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: you can't drink and drive and you're so far away
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: and ubers are expensive to keep doing that back and forth.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but like pretend you had nine babies.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's where you're gonna get me. Apartment, that's
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: where you're gonna get me. I cannot imagine staying in
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: the city like that with that amount of kids, So
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: that to me is like nuts. So I don't know.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: I guess she doesn't like her kids that much, is
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: what I'm But Santa Clarita is awesome and I absolutely
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: love it, and I'm glad that Danny Clarita is on board.
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  Speaker 4: Man Janet really man jen is man Janet.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Man Manett.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: I am so, you know, having a little time away
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: from her.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they went to that Janet retreat too.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: I went to my Yeah, I went to the damn
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: it Janet retreat and we worked on things.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Remember she was like she had like a.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: I don't know it was a break or what happened
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: last season when it ended, and she was like, I've
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: had a lot of issues.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Being the villain or whatever.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: But then man, she comes right out of the gate
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: in ol Coyote.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, God, She's like, wanted to give you.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: A oh, sexual assault.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: And in fairness to Janet, I've thought a lot about it,
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, I would not like Danny touching me
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: at all when he's drinking, exactly, speak on it. So
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: I'm I'm no, I'm in. I haven't evolved at all
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: in my thinking in any of this. I don't like Janet,
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: but she's right there we are again. You know.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing. When Emily went away to Janet camp
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: and was like, I'm going to do the work. I'm
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: gonna I'm gonna work the steps, I'm going to see
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: where I land. I was like, do it for both
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: of us, because I'm not going to take that time
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: and because it's kind of like jury duty, Emily got
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: picked and so she got fifteen.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: Calle thousand dollars. Thousand dollars. No, I paid three thousand
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: dollars to Amanda to manifest a new opinion.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Jenifest with Amanda.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: Fest our worlds are folding in on ourselves.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Well, and so to see you come out of this
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: with you know, just being right back to square one,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: I am on the same journey with you. I'm piggybacking
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: because I agree. I'm like, so you went to Britney's
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: pool party knowing that Kristin would be there and thinking, oh,
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: everything will be fine because the kids are around. Have
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: you seen vander Pump Rules? Do you know Kristin Dody
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: the girl is gonna go off no matter who's in
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: the room, my friend. And actually, to be honest with you,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: that was disappointing to hear I thought I did agree
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: with everyone to say, like, Kristin should not have said
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: you don't belong here, and to hear that she had
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: like her baby in her hands, like no, don't do
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: That's not a good look. That's trashy. So yeah, I
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: think if Kristen could have just tried to keep her
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: wits about her and gone over to Brittany and said,
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: either she goes or I go and then have Britney
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: handle it. That would have been a way better situation.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: But like to have the kids there, you just you
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: can't do that. That is. It really made me sad
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: because like, you bring your kids there, there's a pool.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: No one has a pool in La when you're down there,
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: like if you're in Santa Clarita, they're giving pools away.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: You guys, come on up, Come.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: On us, guys are familiar with Santa Clarita.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: We have a pool. We didn't even need a pool
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: or want a pool, and it came with a pool. Okay,
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: so they're going to a house where the kids can swim.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: That's exciting, it's a big deal. And then you got
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: to pull your kids out and then get him in
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: the car without going swimming. That's traumatic for the mother.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: The kids will get over it, the mother, won't, you know.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: Terrible, Yeah, I mean, And and Kristin, I just feel like,
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: I don't know why you have to go so hard
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: for Danny and Nia, Like I get that you're.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: Good friends, but right right, why are you fighting their fight?
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: I don't I mean.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: She's standing on business and stuff, but like, yeah, you can,
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: you can take a day off. The cameras are not
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: even rolling. But that's what's great about Kristin. That's why
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: she's gold.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Is that Yeah.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know, I don't like it.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: I think she just doesn't like the way Janet has
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: been on this show. And I think maybe the excuse
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: is the Danny thing, but really.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: She's just happy to take Janet out. Cameras are no cameras.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Cameras are no cameras. She's going to be like, you
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: don't belong here, you know, yeah, you don't be here,
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: but you know, it is a tricky situation Janet. Definitely
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: for Lala to say, hey, do you think that there's
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: like any way you could maybe say, ah, I'm sorry
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: that I came in like really harsh, and she was
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: like I just don't see it that way. And it's like, okay,
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: then we're going to get nowhere.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and this is season three and I'm ready for it.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: The fact that yeah, I know we are, and the
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: fact that like she's like, I don't understand, like we
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: just have to move on. It's like this is something
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: you really can't move on from And it's not because
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: I don't disagree with what Janet said. It's and I
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: think you and I are on the same page about that. Yeah,
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: we do agree everything she said is correct. However, there
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: are nuances in this situation where don't you cannot ever
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: expect to come back from this and have a friendship
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: with somebody after these things have been said unless there
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: are real like apologies and understanding. And that means on
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Danny and Nia's side too.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Well, Danny thinks that he is done because he apologies.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: I see the people that he did it to, And
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: then there was a minute there where he's like, I'm
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: gonna stop drinking, remember or I think, and then it's like, okay, well,
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: then cool, that behavior will change.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: But I don't know where we are with all that.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: I don't either. I mean, you know, you get up
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: here in Santa Clarita. You can drink any time you want,
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: in any part of the day, honey, because you ain't
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: gonna be driving nowhere because it takes too long.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: Well, there, you go, watch your asses.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: I'll watch my ass and the whole foods when I
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: go shopping there and I see Danny, because that's gonna
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: be the only whole foods he's gonna find. You know
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying. I don't know where they're They're far out.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: I can tell by looking at that house. I'm like,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: they are, No, I am way more closer to civilization.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: So I think she feels isolated based on where they
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: actually are in Santa Clarita. But they probably have a
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: lot more like property and space and stuff like that,
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: which is great. Okay, So, oh yeah, the l coyote
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: when they were talking about this, and Janet's like, Brittany,
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: why didn't you like, oh, actually it wasn't it Lala
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: that said why didn't you say anything about Kristen and
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: like speak up for Janet?
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: And she oh, no, I thought Janet said that.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Janet said that. Why didn't she say a thing? Yeah? Yeah,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: well she brought it up. Yeah, Janet did bring it up.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: She's like, I cried, all I cried.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: Brittany's like, I crattle, but I'll so upset.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: And then she's like, you could have said Kristin, this
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: isn't not this is not the time or place, Like,
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: why didn't you say anything? She's like I was shook.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: That's hard.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: It was a moment where everybody was just like oh,
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: like everybody just quietly shook their head, but it was
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: like heavy, and I was like, are they not saying
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: anything because they know this was all off camera and
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: they're going to be told to like change the subject,
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: but they're giving it weight.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Like it was a weird moment for.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: What it was.
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like the way they all reacted, But I guess
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: like we do need to know about it.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: We do, and I like knowing about it. And it's
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: also not that complicated. It's pretty clear cut and dry.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Everyone has the same story. So far, we haven't heard
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: from Kristen say I told that benchally she hasn't said
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: it yet, but oh my gosh, she was cracking me up.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: So Kristin with the baby, I mean, it is really
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: it's adorable to see of Chris Nia with her fourth baby.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, they're so cute. And Kristin meeting Nia
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: out at at a restaurant at a restaurant and she's like,
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: we're three blocks from home and we may as well
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: be in a foreign country. That's how stressful this is.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: I was like, that's that's my girl. I love to
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: see it. The first time parenting thing It's just it's
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: so bonkers and I love it. I love watching it
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: happen to react show people that we've been watching for
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: so long, to see how they cope with this and
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: like how they're going to change. I did feel pretty
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: disappointed in Luke. The baby's what three months old, and
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: he's like, yeah, when when do you stop asking? I'm like,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: how about you consider stop asking? How about stop asking?
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: How about you wait six months at least, dude? And
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: if he's like complaining about it on camera, I am
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: not enjoying this Luke at all, sir h.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: It's a weird vibe.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: And also it's like, I maybe it was abrupt for
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: him because he and Christen were just fucking the entire
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: season trying to get pregnant last forever, right, right, So
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: maybe it was a weird switch for him, right, bro, Like,
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: don't bring it to the cameras, dude, I know.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: And bring it over to Jesse yeh, of all people,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: of all people. No, I mean, I don't even remember
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: what Jesse's advice was, but it certainly didn't stand out
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: to me if I didn't write it down. Did he say, like,
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: just relaxed, dude, and just support her, tell her she's beautiful, Like,
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: I mean, did he give her any good advice? Because
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: I don't even remember.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Oh see, we both tuned out. I was looking at
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: like the colors of the couch and the blank of
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: the pillow and the blanket, and I was like, Okay,
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: they really enjoy an earth tone Kristen enjoying earth tone.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: Luke and Jesse talk. I didn't even write what they said.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Girl, Luke and girl talk. Luke and guy talk on
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: a couch.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Fact, like he's talked, Like, go talk to Jason.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Oh we can't because Janet hates Jane.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Talked to Jason.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but like Jesse and Kristin just mended things like that.
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Friendship is still pretty fresh. So you're gonna go confide
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: in him about Kristen, like what are you doing, dude?
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: And the second Jesse answers in the wrong way, Kristin
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: is going to break him in two.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and Jesse, because you know, Jesse's just loading AMMO
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: up for the time that Kristen isn't doing something that
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: he likes. And then he'll be like, well, I guess
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: I'm not satisfied.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Like your husband records my gosh, you know that's what
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: he's doing, right, because he only befriended her and like
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: it's allyship because he needed that. Yeah, and Kristen's like,
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: I just need to fight. I need someone to fight,
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: So let me on this, let me on your side.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: You know, I think he would have talked to Danny
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: if Danny were closer, because that was his guy. Remember
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: that he did the proposal. Yeah, he those two helped
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: with the proposal, So maybe he would have.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know, yeah, I can't remember if we wrapped
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: up Brandon, but you know at l Coyote, Brittany was like.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: He's got big theater.
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: G I love it, love it, love it.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: And they're like and she's like, I love chaos, So
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: what if I get bored? So I mean I'm a
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: little everyone's a little concerned.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she needs to hit the pause button, but Brittany
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: probably won't. Also, she called it a bd He is
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: an ABD a b big dack energy of like abs.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: That took me a second.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, why is she saying abd e?
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: And then she like kind of explained it a little bit.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: I was like, no, that's still not right, but okay, Brittany,
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: we get it.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: I love her response to Aaron breaking up with Michelle
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: and wanting a fitness girl.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: She was like, look, I'm over here, just dip about
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: Theahita Geese. I was like, Yes, that's our girl. That's
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: our girl.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: That's our girl, you know, because you look around and
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: it's just nice to see someone living. You know, you
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: living at El Coyote, which they go to a lot.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: They go to that place a lot. They film there
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: all the time. Do you know what the casita is
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: where they had the sip and sea because I don't
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: think I've ever been there.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: No, I don't know that. But Lindsay planned that event.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: I saw Lindsay Hubbard. Who's Lindsay?
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Who Lindsay from the gal that had the.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: Lindsay what's her last names? She was a friend of
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: on Vanderpum kind of ancillary and then she showed up
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: last season not ring.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: It was the ex of Aaron that Jesse brought in.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Yep, still nothing, No, I got nothing.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Hey, okay, enough.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: So she was on the Valley.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: The last couple of seasons.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Yes, sure, sure you sure was the Valley? Not do
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: you realize of Mormon wives or something?
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure she's not in mom talk.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: I will look into that later. I'm sure it'll occur
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: to me. It won't occur to me, but when I
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: look it up, I'll be like, oh, yeah, I know
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: what you're talking about. Yeah. I don't know of the casita,
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: but the place where Schwartz and Zach went. I have
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: passed by that bar so many times with those little,
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: you know, old west wooden doors that swing open, but
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: I've never been in there.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: Have you been in there? I don't think so. I
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: like seeing Schwartz around.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Though I am happy about Schwartz being a part of it.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: It's the right time, it's the right place. I am
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: happy about it, and also not bothered with La La
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: being there. I feel like I feel like we've had
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: enough time and space and it all feels like it's
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: settled in, especially with Jack's gone.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's a great point, because thank you, Emily
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: do didn't have any alpha. That enrages us that he
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: aligns with correct because he I don't.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, jes See really frustrates me.
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: But I don't see Schwartz aligning with him because it's
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: not alpha enough for Schwartz.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: No, he can hold his own against anyone in this cast,
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: including the two new babies. So I think he'll be fine.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: But I do love It was funny when they were
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: at the at the Sip and Sea and Michelle and
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Schwartz were talking and they were like oh, and I
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: was like why, Like they're gonna go out maybe and
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: see what's what. But you remember there are those rumors
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: about like Laala and Schwartz dating Ya, and then there
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: were there are these rumors about Schwartz and Michelle, and
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: I don't think any of that happens, do you no?
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: But I you know, Michelle has Katie energy to her.
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: She has bk E big Katie energy.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: Yes, you're so right.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: I could see that kind of being a thing like that.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: Either Schwartz is subconsciously drawn to and I can see
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: Michelle kind of taking a bite like I.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: Could take in a bite takes It's like he's a
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: type of apple. There's like Fuji, there's like honey, Chris Gala,
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: there's Schwartz. I love her Schwartz. It's kind of like
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: it's like not as Chris, but it's like it's really
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: it's a little it's raw, it's taut, it's sour and
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: it's sweet.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, I'm just gonna say it was.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: It was like one of those blends that loses nutritional
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: value because they've blended it out to make it the.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Sweetest it can be. Oh it's sweet.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's super sweet.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: That's good. Yeah.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: Side note that the irony is there's no such thing
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: as big Katie energy because.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: There's not a lot of energy right there. There just is.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: But yeah, they're just right great. Yeah, smart, love, love
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: to death, happy, She's done on reality television living her
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: best life, just you know, on a music tour with
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: her boyfriend always Anyway, it makes me nervous, Okay, sure
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: of course. I mean no doubt and no doubt my friend.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: No, he's not no doubt, he's not no doubt.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: He's he is the lead singer. He took over for
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Gwen Stefani. Oh. Oh, so they're gonna go out. They're
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: gonna plan a night on the town. That'll be interesting. Oh,
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Brittany went to.
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: Cabo with braid Aid for for fud days and he
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: felt sick of me yet.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: I hope. So you don't trust him, No, you don't
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: trust him.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: I'm in Brandon, Yeah, I'm in You don't. You don't
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: because of Zach. Oh right, right, But I'm saying Zach
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: is whatever. Excuse me, all right, I think you're moving fast.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: I think it's it's a good rebound. I think he's
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: from the past, so that is good. There's history there
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: and you know each other's back safety, really.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: Helpful comfortability, and you can trust him to a certain
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: degree that you wouldn't let a passer buyer be able to. Yeah,
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: that you wouldn't be able to. You know what I'm saying.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can check in with your with your kin
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: back home and know what's doing with his kin.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, that's right. That's right. Well, this will be interesting.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: You know. Obviously the big story here will be Michelle
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: and Lacey and that whole conversation about like the kids,
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: because we know that Michelle hasn't wanted to have a
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: conversation with Lacey. We so the fact that they even
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: spoke is a big deal and we'll see where this goes.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: I don't trust her for one second. We agree on that.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Allegedly yep, oh yeah, allegedly, thank you. I don't like
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: doing a podcast and we have to do that all
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: It's just a letter. The letter doesn't mean anything. If
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: we get a letter from Lacey.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: It better be a fan letter. Okay, Lacey, we're covering
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: the show. You should appreciate that. Plus, I dare you
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: to find me in Santa Clarita.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: Okay, Derek, I'll give you her address.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Lazy, she won't find me, she won't dare to come
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: up here. Well, only the brave if she.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: If she sends me a letter, first, I'm gonna totally
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: turn on you and I'm gonna show up to your
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: house with Lacey.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: And be like, there she is. That's disgusting.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's so chaotic kind a friend I am love being. Okay, Well,
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: well she put her boundaries down and I shouldn't be
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: surprised she's She's shown me who she is. All right,
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: sure enough, Well, guys, I'm really excited the valley's back.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: So thanks for listening. Excited to go on this journey together.
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• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Bye Bye Byebbe.
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