🏡 The Valley Season 3 Episode 1 Recap: No Jax, Britt's Sparkle, Luke Chill Out Bruh & Lacey vs. Michelle

Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast · Apr 3, 2026 · 47m · transcript

On this episode of Drama Darling, Amy Phillips and Emily Dorezas recap the premiere episode of The Valley as season three kicks off without Jax. They dig into the season’s biggest threads: ongoing (not finalized) divorces for Brittany/Jax and Michelle/Jesse. They discuss the “sip and see” and why they don’t trust Lacey but love seeing Kristen as a mom. And btw, Luke, TOO SOON BRUH! Chill out, she's only 3 months post-partum and she's yelling at pool parties while holding your child so back off, she needs a minute. They love seeing Schwartz and Lala and briefly touch on Sai's divorce and Jen…