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Phone Tap: Help Me Lie To My Wife · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's call, here's the scenario. A guy named Nate
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  Speaker 1: is getting married and he wanted us to prank his
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  Speaker 1: best man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I love that.
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  Speaker 1: So he's told this guy there's another friend of his
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  Speaker 1: that lives on the opposite coast who's also going to
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  Speaker 1: share some of the best man duties and two of
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  Speaker 1: them should coordinate. So he's been emailing this Gmail that's
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  Speaker 1: not responding because it's not a real person. The groom
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  Speaker 1: made up this whole thing just to set him up
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  Speaker 1: for today's phone tap, and we really put him on
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  Speaker 1: the spot.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it right now.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, this is Paul.
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  Speaker 4: Uh Yeah, hey me. My name's Keith. Look, I know
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  Speaker 4: we haven't met. I'm Nate's best man and I'm supposed
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  Speaker 4: to call you about setting up his bachelor party. Yeah man, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: hold on, Look dude, I'm in some serious shit right
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  Speaker 4: now and.
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  Speaker 2: I need your help.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. Look, my wife she thinks I'm messing around on
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  Speaker 4: her and I think she's either like track my car
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  Speaker 4: or my phone or something. But I just saw her
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  Speaker 4: pull up right now outside and I am I'm screwed.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what you're like. What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 4: I'm at a massage parlor, you know, like not one
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  Speaker 4: of those credited ones, you know, like a freaking massage parlor.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 4: You know I know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 5: Bro.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think you understand how serious this is. This
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  Speaker 2: is my third strike with her. She's gonna be pissed.
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  Speaker 4: I need you to vouch for me, please, Like, what
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  Speaker 4: can I do? Dude?
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm I'm on the phone with you.
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  Speaker 4: I told her that I was meeting up with an
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  Speaker 4: old college friend from Australia.
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  Speaker 2: His name is Jack.
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  Speaker 4: When she comes in here, I need you.
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  Speaker 2: To be Jack.
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  Speaker 1: I can't do it in Australia.
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  Speaker 3: Act.
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  Speaker 2: Please. She's walking in the door.
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  Speaker 3: Gee, Okay, Okay, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 5: Hey, Babe, don't babe me.
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  Speaker 1: Don't on the phone man.
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  Speaker 2: In this disgusting massage parlor.
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  Speaker 5: Oh god, honey, I was pranked. What Jack friends me?
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  Speaker 5: What you have my Australian friend? He gave me the
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  Speaker 5: wrong address and he set me up. I don't even
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  Speaker 5: know where I am.
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  Speaker 2: You think I'm talking about you? Seriously, I'm on the
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  Speaker 2: phone with them right now.
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  Speaker 5: Jack me Jack, Dude, you got me so much trouble man.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hello Jack, is this Jack, How do you know.
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  Speaker 2: My husband from college from Colige? Oh buddy, yeah great?
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  Speaker 3: And what college did you go to?
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  Speaker 2: Jack?
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  Speaker 3: Like you mean down?
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  Speaker 2: Nd?
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  Speaker 4: See, I told you I studied abroad in Australia one semester.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you sound real desperate right now, Jack, This isn't
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  Speaker 3: the first time I've caught teeth with pants down, if
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  Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Okay, this was based.
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  Speaker 2: My pants aren't down though.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just okay, Keith, just shut it, okay, sorry. Two
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  Speaker 3: other times, one time with my cousin.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know how that makes me feel?
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  Speaker 1: You don't know what to say about that one?
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh, now you're speechless. Now you're a speechless Australian.
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  Speaker 3: I've never met one of those. Jack joking Ryan, huh huh.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't even understand what you said. What you are
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  Speaker 3: saying doesn't even speak. Had you seen that? Yeah? We
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  Speaker 3: always joked around. Coach.
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  Speaker 2: He jokes around by sleeping around. You're a prankster. Wow, funny,
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  Speaker 2: that's Jack. If I ever remember Jack, it's me.
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  Speaker 3: So you're expecting me to believe that you just pranked
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  Speaker 3: my husband and sent him to one of these filthy
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  Speaker 3: massage parlors.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it would be funny by a funny Okay.
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  Speaker 3: There's nothing funny about this place. It's dark.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's CD.
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  Speaker 1: It won't be doing that again.
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  Speaker 2: What was that?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, it won't be doing that again.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you're starting to sound a little irish.
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  Speaker 1: I did have a few drinks this morning, and every
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  Speaker 1: time I drink I stand a bit.
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  Speaker 4: Oi.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny, isn't now? You see where we're friends. Let's babe,
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  Speaker 2: let's get out of here. You and me, let's go,
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  Speaker 2: let's go home.
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  Speaker 3: Did you say something else in that accent? Though?
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  Speaker 2: Come on, honey, he's already done enough. Let's let's leave
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  Speaker 2: him alone, like, you know, just maybe something hot. Honestly,
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  Speaker 2: it's bed.
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  Speaker 3: In the Hame scene which you need to kick up
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  Speaker 3: the baks like, okay, I don't know what the hell
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  Speaker 3: that means. Go like, could go somewhere? Go where we
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  Speaker 3: said you went? Prank you know, having to go. Oh, well,
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  Speaker 3: that's perfect because we're having to go with you, as
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  Speaker 3: in this is a go because it's a prank phone call. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a prank phone call on you.
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  Speaker 3: It's Brooke and Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, okay, you can.
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  Speaker 2: Drop the accent now. Bro so mad, it was so mad,
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  Speaker 2: put me on the spot.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I remember even thinking I know how to
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  Speaker 3: do it Australian accent.
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  Speaker 5: But you had my back though, and you were a
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  Speaker 5: great I can see why you're the best man.
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  Speaker 2: You're amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Jeez, thank you. Wake up every morning with phone taps
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  Speaker 3: weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,