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Phone Tap PODCAST: Sperm Return · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: the twenties to me, I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Madison Wells. I'm calling from the Reproductive
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  Speaker 1: Medical Center. I would like to speak with Aaron chat.
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  Speaker 1: This is he. What can I help you with? We're
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  Speaker 1: calling because according to our records, it looks like you
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  Speaker 1: were a previous donor fifteen years ago. Uh yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm just going to confirm your birthdate with you
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  Speaker 1: to make sure that we have the right person. March
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  Speaker 1: to nineteen. Um. That's it. Can I ask what's this concerning?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on here? Well, we have an update on
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  Speaker 1: a specimen you previously donated. What is that mean? It
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  Speaker 1: means we had a situation happened with a couple who
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  Speaker 1: are the benefactors of your specimen. Okay again like yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they had a baby and now that child is a teenager. Great,
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  Speaker 1: what does this have to do with me, Well, the
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  Speaker 1: couple is having issues with the child. Apparently the boy
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  Speaker 1: is not doing his homework, he's i mean, glued to
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  Speaker 1: his phone, ditching out at family events. That all sounds
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  Speaker 1: like normal teenage stuff. I don't understand. What does that
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  Speaker 1: have to do with me. Well, he's your son, and
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  Speaker 1: so the parents would really appreciate if you could talk
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  Speaker 1: with him. No, no, never, No, you don't. You don't
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  Speaker 1: call sperm donor asked me to talk to their teenager.
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  Speaker 1: He's not mine. I have nothing to do with this kid. Well, genetically,
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  Speaker 1: that's not true. And the parents actually contacted me to
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  Speaker 1: make sure that I get in touch with you to
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  Speaker 1: sort this matter out. Sounds like the parents can do
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  Speaker 1: a better job of parenting their child. I please, no, no, thanks. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I understand that, but they have said that they've tried everything,
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  Speaker 1: and so they're turning to you now. I mean, this
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  Speaker 1: is a last resort situation. I said, no, right, stop
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  Speaker 1: asking me to talk to their teenager. Okay, I guess
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  Speaker 1: I'll just have to tell them that you decline the request.
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  Speaker 1: Tell them that please. So there is a good chance
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  Speaker 1: if the parents can't resolve the differences with a child,
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  Speaker 1: you will have legal custody of him. What are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about. When you came to our clinic years ago,
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  Speaker 1: you filled out a lot of forms and one of
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  Speaker 1: them was a return policy of sorts. No, wait, no, wait, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Aaron. It says it right here. If you
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  Speaker 1: look at article five, page three, if a child is returned,
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  Speaker 1: then it becomes a responsibility of the donor. That's you, Eric,
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  Speaker 1: That's insane. So I take it you didn't read the
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  Speaker 1: fine print. You didn't go through the entire waiver before
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  Speaker 1: donating as a twenty two year old fifteen years ago.
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  Speaker 1: I'm probably pretty sure I missed that article five seats. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I know I'm not directly involved in this, but in
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  Speaker 1: my opinion, you're coming off as kind of self centered.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, think about those poor parents that are having
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  Speaker 1: to deal with your nightmare child. I did my part
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  Speaker 1: and they got a child out of the deal. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sorry if they're terrible parents and can't figure that out.
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  Speaker 1: But look, lady, it doesn't matter if I signed the
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  Speaker 1: paper or not. I have a wife and she has
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  Speaker 1: no idea. I even went to the sperm bank because
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  Speaker 1: it was fifteen years ago. She knows all about it.
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  Speaker 1: Eron you called my wife. Yeah, she actually is the
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  Speaker 1: one that called us Aaron and wanted us to play
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  Speaker 1: a prank on you. This is actually Brick from Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, good news. I don't think she's
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  Speaker 1: that mad about that little secret you'd been keeping. Oh oh,
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  Speaker 1: thank god, my heart almost stopped. Oh yeah, It's pretty
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  Speaker 1: believable that your kid would be a total able teenager,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it. You can actually see that wake up every
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