Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Holy Meal Train
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- 0:00Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap. It's Brooke and Jeffrey
- 0:02Speaker 1: in the morning. And today a lady named Penny has
- 0:04Speaker 1: reached out to us because she wants to prank her friend.
- 0:08Speaker 1: And the common tie that they have is they attend
- 0:10Speaker 1: church together. And recently Penny's friend said, maybe I should
- 0:15Speaker 1: do more volunteer work with the church.
- 0:18Speaker 2: Okay, that's good. Oh, that's an awesome thing.
- 0:21Speaker 1: Penny thought I am just the person that she should
- 0:25Speaker 1: talk to. Our producer. And we have the perfect program
- 0:29Speaker 1: for her to join involving meal trains, which is where
- 0:34Speaker 1: you deliver food to those in need. I just don't know,
- 0:37Speaker 1: in her wildest dreams, she had any idea who she
- 0:41Speaker 1: would be bringing meals to.
- 0:44Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
- 0:44Speaker 1: You're going to find out in your phone tap right now.
- 0:47Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Well,
- 0:53Speaker 2: hi there. Is this Tiffany?
- 0:56Speaker 3: Yes. Hi, who's this?
- 0:58Speaker 2: Well, aren't I lucky today? I'm calling from the Methodist Church.
- 1:02Speaker 2: My name is Faith Hopewell.
- 1:04Speaker 3: Oh, hi. So nice to meet you.
- 1:07Speaker 2: Oh, well, bless your heart, Sugar Pie. Same right back
- 1:11Speaker 2: to you. You know, I was recently talking to a
- 1:14Speaker 2: friend of yours named Penny.
- 1:16Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
- 1:17Speaker 2: And she told me that you wanted to get plugged
- 1:20Speaker 2: in to the volunteer work we're doing here at the church.
- 1:24Speaker 3: Yes, that's right. Yes, I'd like to get more involved
- 1:26Speaker 3: for sure.
- 1:27Speaker 2: Okay, well, looking at my calendar, this month we have
- 1:30Speaker 2: a service for families who are dealing with hardship.
- 1:33Speaker 3: Oh.
- 1:33Speaker 2: It's called a meal train.
- 1:35Speaker 3: Yes, I've heard of that.
- 1:37Speaker 2: We just need someone to organize and deliver them just
- 1:40Speaker 2: a couple of times a week.
- 1:42Speaker 3: That sounds great. I can absolutely do that.
- 1:45Speaker 2: Well, didn't you just answer my prayers, huh? Okay, well,
- 1:49Speaker 2: let's see. The first person you'll be delivering to, we'll
- 1:52Speaker 2: just get right to it.
- 1:54Speaker 3: Oh, so it's starting soon.
- 1:56Speaker 2: Lord doesn't wait to help. Okay, let's see. For you,
- 2:00Speaker 2: I've got last name Combs, first name Sean.
- 2:04Speaker 3: Did you say Sean Combs?
- 2:09Speaker 2: Yeah, you got it. Sure did. I don't have a
- 2:11Speaker 2: lot of information on him, but it says he's Let's
- 2:14Speaker 2: see here. Transitioning in a few months back to real life.
- 2:19Speaker 2: And he's requested a train.
- 2:21Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 2:23Speaker 2: Looks here like he's some type of celebrity. I don't
- 2:26Speaker 2: even know his name. I guess everybody goes through something.
- 2:29Speaker 2: You can't judge a book by its cover.
- 2:32Speaker 3: Right, of course.
- 2:34Speaker 2: Oh, look at that. He's requested that you drop the
- 2:37Speaker 2: meals off after midnight. After midnight.
- 2:40Speaker 3: After midnight.
- 2:41Speaker 2: Yeah, just what the notes say. Oh, wait, it says
- 2:45Speaker 2: you also have an option to come in and participate. Oh,
- 2:51Speaker 2: I'm assuming he means warm up the meals.
- 2:53Speaker 3: Okay, you might want to research this person a little
- 2:57Speaker 3: bit as well. I know he has some other names
- 3:00Speaker 3: he goes by.
- 3:02Speaker 2: Just like our good Lord and Savior, right? How many
- 3:04Speaker 2: names does he have?
- 3:05Speaker 3: Oh, okay. I don't know that I would make that association.
- 3:10Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
- 3:11Speaker 2: And he says it's okay if you want to bring
- 3:15Speaker 2: a friend.
- 3:15Speaker 3: What a generous invitation. I don't think this is okay.
- 3:21Speaker 3: This sounds really not okay.
- 3:24Speaker 2: He asks that you and your friend both wear white.
- 3:27Speaker 3: White?
- 3:28Speaker 2: You know, the color of our angel's wings.
- 3:31Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think that's why he's saying that.
- 3:35Speaker 2: And remember, don't go until after midnight.
- 3:39Speaker 3: Okay, so what he's famous for, and it's not a
- 3:43Speaker 3: good thing, is for his parties.
- 3:45Speaker 2: Well, do you know what I'm famous for is bringing
- 3:47Speaker 2: a mean potato salad to the church potluck. And nobody's
- 3:51Speaker 2: ever judged me for that. Maybe I should go to
- 3:54Speaker 2: his parties. Um, ma'am, no. You know what? If you
- 3:57Speaker 2: feel uncomfortable, that is okay. I'm going.
- 4:00Speaker 3: Ma'am.
- 4:01Speaker 2: And I'm bringing a friend.
- 4:03Speaker 3: Please, please. That's a terrible idea. I really feel very
- 4:06Speaker 3: strongly that this is.
- 4:08Speaker 2: Oh, God.
- 4:08Speaker 3: Like I'm worried about your safety.
- 4:10Speaker 2: I'll have Susan bring her tater tot casserole. And I'm
- 4:13Speaker 2: going to tell you, it will turn anybody. into a
- 4:16Speaker 2: good person just hear.
- 4:17Speaker 3: Me out if you can get on a computer okay
- 4:19Speaker 3: phone whatever computer all right hold on okay and okay
- 4:24Speaker 3: yes okay you're gonna look up these three words okay
- 4:27Speaker 3: okay ditty ditties the word.
- 4:31Speaker 2: Lube that's not a very christian word.
- 4:37Speaker 3: Ma'am i'm trying here like this is i'm really trying
- 4:42Speaker 3: and then party the word party.
- 4:46Speaker 2: I think the three words you need to look up
- 4:48Speaker 2: are Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. That's four words.
- 4:51Speaker 2: I don't even know. Wait, what? This is a prank
- 4:53Speaker 2: phone call. Oh, my God.
- 4:59Speaker 3: Thank goodness.
- 5:00Speaker 2: I'm not from the church. Are you sure? I'm from
- 5:06Speaker 2: a radio show and your best friend Penny set you up.
- 5:09Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you. I was like,
- 5:12Speaker 2: what are you doing? You're a good person. You didn't
- 5:16Speaker 2: want to let the church lady go to his party.
- 5:18Speaker 3: Oh my, could you imagine? Oh my goodness.
- 5:21Speaker 2: Maybe she could have converted him with her potato salad.
- 5:25Speaker 2: I don't know. Seriously. What? Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on
- 5:30Speaker 2: the 20s.