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Phone Tap: M Night Photography · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred Duyowa
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  Speaker 1: dot com or call away. In today's phone tap, we
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  Speaker 1: call a guy who's about to pop the question to
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  Speaker 1: his longtime girl friend. But like most dudes, he didn't
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  Speaker 1: prepare all that much. He just found some photographer online
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  Speaker 1: sent in a thousand dollars deposit. Oh that's a big deposit. Now,
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  Speaker 1: he told his buddy he's worried he may have gotten
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  Speaker 1: ripped off. It couldn't be farther from the truth because
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't know this yet. But our own digital Jake
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  Speaker 1: is going to play the role of an uptight, pretentious
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  Speaker 1: Hollywood foe tag. He has a different idea on how
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  Speaker 1: this proposal should go down. And just because Jake's voice
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  Speaker 1: isn't super intimidating, sorry, Jake, what do you mean we
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  Speaker 1: added a voice change your two um, you know, a
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  Speaker 1: little bit deeper, little usky your tongue to see if
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  Speaker 1: he could really piss this guy off. It's your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now on the twenties. Hello is this Kenny? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: this is Kenny. Who who's calling? It's Ethan from photography.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, you're all right. You're a photographer. Awesome? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: how's it going? According to your email? You're proposing less
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  Speaker 1: than two weeks and I don't know about it, So
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  Speaker 1: mean a pretty bad spot? He or Kenny? Yes, you
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  Speaker 1: seem kind of busy right now. You've no idea how
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  Speaker 1: busy I am? Continue? Do you want to call me
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  Speaker 1: back another time? Maybe when you're No, This isn't the
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  Speaker 1: time I blocked off. This is the time it's going
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  Speaker 1: to happen. Continue. Okay, what's your idea? Tell me where
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  Speaker 1: your head's at. I gotta tell you this is a
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  Speaker 1: little unorthodox to be speaking to a client like this,
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  Speaker 1: But you've got some good photos, so let's just keep going.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Continue, all right, dude. So I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking for the photo shoot, we'd go to where
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  Speaker 1: we had our first date, my girlfriend and I. Do
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  Speaker 1: you sleep with her? Excuse me? The first night you
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  Speaker 1: guys baked Potato. Do you talk to all your clients
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  Speaker 1: like this? I'm extremely professional? Yes, of course I talked
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  Speaker 1: to all my clients like this. This isn't professional, man,
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  Speaker 1: which one of us is a professional photographer? Keep going,
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  Speaker 1: getting back to the patient. Come on to be honest
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  Speaker 1: with you, man, I'd hang up on you right now
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  Speaker 1: if I hadn't already given you my deposit. All right, well,
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  Speaker 1: and it's nonrefundable, so I'd just continue with your story. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know it's not unfundable, or else this would be over,
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  Speaker 1: I promise. Um. So listen, We're gonna do the photo
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  Speaker 1: shoot at the place where we had our first date.
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  Speaker 1: It's the park downtown, you know, with the big meadow,
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  Speaker 1: and it's got the skyline. I'm familiar. I bought drugs
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  Speaker 1: about park many times. Keep going, Yeah, it sounds like
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  Speaker 1: I have, honestly, maybe a few too many. Back into
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  Speaker 1: the photo shoot. I just want to do it in
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  Speaker 1: the park. You know what, I don't need anymore. I
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  Speaker 1: have a vision for you. Oh oh, you've already got
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  Speaker 1: a vision for me. That is awesome. I'd love to
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  Speaker 1: hear it. Tell me about your vision. I'm glad your
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  Speaker 1: attitude's changing. All right. So this last project I worked
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  Speaker 1: on with m Night Shamalan, you know him. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I met Shamalan tell me all about it. Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: don't say his name. You don't know him like I do.
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  Speaker 1: You brought it? Okay, whatever, dude, Yeah, go ahead. I
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  Speaker 1: had special effects in one of his films, ended about
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  Speaker 1: fitting a drone to look like an evil seagull with
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  Speaker 1: a road flare in his mouth. I can lock down
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  Speaker 1: the devil bird for twenty grand? Are you on the
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  Speaker 1: drug because you bought the park? Dude? You sound absolutely
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  Speaker 1: bonkers right now. No, thanks, what you don't have twenty
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  Speaker 1: grand line around? Man? Maybe you shouldn't be proposing right now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm on it right now. Actually, let me
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  Speaker 1: just let me see if my buddy Elon Muskin can
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  Speaker 1: let me some First of all, it's Elan. It's not Elon.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's Lan all right. Well, when I call him
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  Speaker 1: next time, make sure I apologize for the way I've
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  Speaker 1: remember pronouncing his name. I want to be honest with you.
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  Speaker 1: You sound like a moron right now. Oh, I sound
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  Speaker 1: like a one. I'm really trying to help you out.
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  Speaker 1: This the biggest moment of your life. I suggest you
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  Speaker 1: be open to some criticism. I suggest you'd be open
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  Speaker 1: to therapy. You sound sponkers, man, I've been to therapy.
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  Speaker 1: I go to therapy every single day. It's not working. Man,
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  Speaker 1: given new therapist, you are mess up. I have the
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  Speaker 1: same therapist as Shyla buff not to brag. Oh oh cool, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: now that makes a whole lot of sense. I have
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  Speaker 1: a buddy who can lend us an atmospheric modificator. Believe
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  Speaker 1: you have any friends. That's not what M Knight Shamalan
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  Speaker 1: said to me. Now, atmospheric modificator, M Knight and Elan
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  Speaker 1: I'll get together and get some drinks. I'm sorry, boy
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  Speaker 1: says what who? We're getting feisty now? Huh? I don't
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  Speaker 1: honestly know why I'm on the phone with you. Still,
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  Speaker 1: you're so I'm getting a new photographer so you can
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  Speaker 1: take all your little seagulls with flares. Or it was
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  Speaker 1: an evil seagull? What was that? It was an evil seagull.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to get it right now. Listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to close your eyes and take a
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  Speaker 1: deep breath. Now I'm not listening to you anymore. Man,
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  Speaker 1: close your eyes. Have an awesome night, and I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to make sure to let everyone know what an awesome
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  Speaker 1: photography you are. Okay, rise for a second and picture
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  Speaker 1: your buddy Allan setting you up for a prank phone
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  Speaker 1: call Alan. Yeah, boy, I said Alan. Did you talk
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  Speaker 1: to Alan? Yeah? He said you were going to propose
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  Speaker 1: and you need to be print for it. And that's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm doing. Are you. My name is Jake from
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and
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  Speaker 1: we're doing a phone tap on you. Oh man. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They actually gave me a voice changer so i'd sound tougher.
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  Speaker 1: Did it work? You pissed me off. I was ready
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  Speaker 1: to tear you a new one all over the internet. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you pissed me off too. But seriously, if you want
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  Speaker 1: to rent the face cage from Shutter Island, I do
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  Speaker 1: know a guy. Okay, I will absolutely take you up
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  Speaker 1: on that. And I've changed her mind about the Evil Seagle.
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  Speaker 1: I do want it. Get that into the shoe. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: twenty grand in the next three minutes. Yeah no, it's
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  Speaker 1: yours every morning with phone tabs weekday. Broke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning.