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Phone Tap: Gym Bathroom Only · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your prank. Calls Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning, and today we call a well intentioned man.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry to disappoint, He's just well intentioned and he definitely
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  Speaker 1: wants to get back in shape. That's why he joined
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  Speaker 1: a jim a little less than a year ago, and
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  Speaker 1: so far his actual attendance at said jim has been
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  Speaker 1: really nothing to write home about. He's admitted that to
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  Speaker 1: his buddy, and his buddy went and told us, my friend,
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  Speaker 1: it was a big mistake. So we're going to be
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  Speaker 1: calling him from the gym maybe with some other more
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  Speaker 1: doable options for his fitness journey. You'll hear him in
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Woe's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, I'm calling from Fitness World. Okay, yeah, I'm looking
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  Speaker 1: for Anthony. My name is Derek Flexmore. Sorry. Did I
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: meet you when you came in?
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  Speaker 3: I don't believe so.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I feel like I would remember that voice. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just calling because we've noticed some irregular activity on
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  Speaker 1: your account.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean you regular, like somebody's trying to
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  Speaker 2: scam me or something.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, not a scam, it's just you've been a
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  Speaker 1: member for eight months.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just kind of just got there.
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  Speaker 1: Well eight months hasn't just got there? It's wild. But
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  Speaker 1: according to our system, you've scanned in one time. Yeah okay,
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  Speaker 1: and that was to use the bathroom.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, how do you know I was using the bathroom?
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  Speaker 3: I mean I scanned so well.
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  Speaker 1: We have you know, video cameras in here, so we
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  Speaker 1: know what's going on.
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  Speaker 3: What I just I.
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  Speaker 1: Wanted to check? Are you still interested in fitness?
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  Speaker 3: I am? I mean I came into the gym.
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  Speaker 1: So but only that one time to pop a squad?
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  Speaker 3: I mean so far. Yeah, I've been busy, so what
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  Speaker 3: got it?
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  Speaker 1: I totally understand. You know, we actually offer a program
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  Speaker 1: for that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what's the program.
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  Speaker 1: It's called TAHOE tawo. It's an acronym for thinking about
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  Speaker 1: working out.
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  Speaker 3: Wha wait wait, wait wait wait what what did you
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  Speaker 3: just say to whoe.
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  Speaker 1: It's for members who aren't ready physically to get in shape,
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  Speaker 1: but are emotionally considering it.
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  Speaker 3: Are you joking with me or or is this something
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  Speaker 3: that you guys really.
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  Speaker 1: Have like thing, No joke, It's all real. And with TAHOE,
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  Speaker 1: you'd come in, walk around, maybe touch a dumbbell. If
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  Speaker 1: you're comfortable with that, no pressure though, and we'll even
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  Speaker 1: take a pick for your igh.
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  Speaker 3: Are you not serious right now? No? I am.
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  Speaker 1: That's what most of our bathroom only members say it first.
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me, wait, bathroom only members, I don't we have that.
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  Speaker 1: Option as well. Bathroom only members can pay full price
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  Speaker 1: for the membership, but they're only allowed to use the bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: But that doesn't make any sense to me, Like, why
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  Speaker 2: would you pay full price for membership just to come
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  Speaker 2: in and use the bathroom?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well that seems like a question you should be
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  Speaker 1: asking yourself in the mirrorright now, Oh god, because that's
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  Speaker 1: what you've done.
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  Speaker 3: All right, this is kind of get ridiculous. I didn't
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  Speaker 3: ask you to call me bro, So can I.
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  Speaker 1: Just can I be honest with you?
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  Speaker 3: I thought you were doing that right now?
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, but I'm gonna be even more honest because
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  Speaker 1: I used to be just like you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so what does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: I used to go to bathrooms all over the city
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  Speaker 1: trying to avoid everything and everyone. I even took a
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  Speaker 1: tuosy in a Wendy's parking lot one time. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know, But then I started micro dos
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  Speaker 1: and ketemine every morning and now back in the gym.
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  Speaker 1: No more excuses for this guy.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to tell you the truth man, that
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  Speaker 2: that's not me. I'm planning on working out. You're saying
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  Speaker 2: we're alike, but we're different.
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  Speaker 1: I said all those things when I was you on ketemine,
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  Speaker 1: so I get Oh boy, I'm just wondering. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: toss it out there. Do you want to maybe come
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  Speaker 1: in this week and at least look at a treadmill?
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  Speaker 3: All right, I'm not doing this right now now.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have to just do that. We could go
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  Speaker 1: to the bathroom before and after you see it.
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  Speaker 2: No, this call is ridiculous, absolutely bonker. So that's what
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  Speaker 2: I'm not doing right now.
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  Speaker 1: Last offer, how about a light stroll past the cardio
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  Speaker 1: section on Saturday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: I don't hear me out.
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  Speaker 1: Once we accomplish that, I'll even go in the stall
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  Speaker 1: next to you and we'll celebrate together.
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  Speaker 3: How did you get hired? How are you working there
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  Speaker 3: right now?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure I understand the question.
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  Speaker 3: You're mad rude customer service?
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, I just remembered I don't work there.
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  Speaker 3: You can't work there. Not with the data. Toude, Bro,
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  Speaker 3: you can't exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You're right. I don't work at the gym. I work
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  Speaker 1: on a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm doing this prank phone call on you. What
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  Speaker 1: is I thinking?
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  Speaker 3: Radio?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry, bro, this is actually a prank call.
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  Speaker 1: My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: Are you serious? This is a joke. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's all because your buddy Casey wanted us to get you.
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  Speaker 1: He said that you were talking to him the other
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  Speaker 1: day saying you were spending a lot of money on
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  Speaker 1: a gym and you weren't even going, so he wanted
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  Speaker 1: to give you a hard time.
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  Speaker 3: Said jerk Off.
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  Speaker 1: Oh he did.
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  Speaker 3: I am not telling him anything. Ever.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, you know what, that's a good policy, just like
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  Speaker 1: our bathroom's only membership where you pay full price just
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  Speaker 1: to use the bathroom.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds good. I'm going to talk about first and then.
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  Speaker 1: I'll come Okay, now you're talking about a whole different membership.
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  Speaker 3: Charge of Yeah, I bet I bet you would.
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  Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties