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Phone Tap PODCAST: Dirty Water · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Hello. Hi, there.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Dwayne and I'm calling from Public Utilities.
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  Speaker 1: I was looking to speak with somebody from Theton residence
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  Speaker 1: and this was the contact number we had. Okay, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you got one. And what might be your name? Anthony? Anthony? Hi,
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  Speaker 1: how are you? Is your home address for one Lane? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: That's it perfect. Okay. I am sorry to be the
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  Speaker 1: bearer of bad news, but we have some reports of
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  Speaker 1: some dirty and discolored water in your area. That's why
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling today. Oh hey, so what do you need
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  Speaker 1: for me? Well, this is just kind of a courtesy
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  Speaker 1: call to let you know that it's not safe to
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  Speaker 1: be using any of the water for preparing food or showering,
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  Speaker 1: and you definitely shouldn't be drinking it. How long is
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  Speaker 1: this going to take the fix. It's kind of a doozy,
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  Speaker 1: so it might take a few weeks. Wait, a few weeks. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but you never know. It could be quicker though. That's
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  Speaker 1: why it's important that I come over every night and tested. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: hold up, wait every day, wait at my house. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: in order to test the water to see if it's
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  Speaker 1: just colored or dirty, I'm gonna need to shower at
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  Speaker 1: your place or maybe take a bath until I see
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  Speaker 1: if it gets better. Oh wait, wait, hold up, what
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  Speaker 1: kind of I think we're getting on our track a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, because now it's sound a little bit crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard any kind of procedures. You have to
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  Speaker 1: come to somebody's house to shower with it, that's yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's little bit extra shower or bath? How about neither? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's an option because I have to
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  Speaker 1: test the water. Also, you gotta find some all the
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  Speaker 1: way to test, because you're not coming to my house
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  Speaker 1: and shower and taking a bath from my place. Man. Well,
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  Speaker 1: actually this is a mandatory thing. This is mandatory. We
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  Speaker 1: were getting a lot of complaints about how we weren't
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  Speaker 1: following up after initial phone calls. So now it's mandatory
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  Speaker 1: that all of the employees come over and shower at
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  Speaker 1: your house if they've called you about an issue. This
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  Speaker 1: is nothing not even even heard of before as some
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  Speaker 1: kind of procedure. Ever, you can check the water somewhere
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  Speaker 1: else or some other way, and here you're concerned. Most
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  Speaker 1: people have been very accommodating. Though. People are actually letting
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  Speaker 1: you shower in their places. Oh yeah, they've actually been
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  Speaker 1: very accommoda Right now, this is like unbelievable. I come
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  Speaker 1: over and I make breakfast, I take a shower or
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  Speaker 1: a bath, and backup, back up. You're making breakfast. Well yeah,
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  Speaker 1: in some cases in the house, like like you're at home,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you're telling me right now. You don't want
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  Speaker 1: bad water coming out of your tap, do you? No?
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  Speaker 1: I don't, But I don't want some stranger words to
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  Speaker 1: my tub either. Well, that's just it. Don't think of
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  Speaker 1: me as a stranger. Just think of me as your
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  Speaker 1: friendly utility guy friend. Hey friend, is that somebody else
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  Speaker 1: I can talk to you? Is there somebody else I
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  Speaker 1: can talk to you right now? Like a manager, a
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  Speaker 1: supervis or something. Well, nobody's gonna understand you more than me, friend.
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  Speaker 1: So let's say six six thirty tonight, I'll get off work,
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  Speaker 1: I'll come over and no the hell you will. May
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  Speaker 1: you boil some pasta are you talking about. Well, I'll
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  Speaker 1: take a nice long hot shower, boil some pasta, and
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  Speaker 1: maybe you and I can enjoy a movie or something.
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  Speaker 1: I'll hit red Box on the way home. All right,
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  Speaker 1: that's a straw. That's a straw. I almost gave it
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  Speaker 1: the benefit of out with the shower. But watching a
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  Speaker 1: movie has nothing to do with testing my water. You're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna sit here and try to play me like
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  Speaker 1: some kind of food until we otherwise. I know it
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  Speaker 1: might sound strange to you, but like I said, trust me,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be home at about six or six thirty. Wait wait,
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  Speaker 1: shower Like, Yo, this is not your home, man, You're
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  Speaker 1: not moving in here, that's what you think is happening. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm moving in I think I'm just
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  Speaker 1: helping you out. But I mean, why not call at
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  Speaker 1: home if I have to shower there and eat there
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  Speaker 1: and watch movies with you and sleep there, you know,
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  Speaker 1: every couple nights? To me? Why not? Hell? You mean
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  Speaker 1: sleeping You're definitely not sleeping here. Oh I thought I
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  Speaker 1: could maybe just crash there for a couple of nights too.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, this is a scam? I know it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's got to be a scam. Well, no, it's a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call. Actually, not really a scam, is what.
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  Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call? And your best friend Rodney
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  Speaker 1: set you up. Is a prank call? Yeah, your friend
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  Speaker 1: Rodney emailed me to call you. Oh my god. He
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  Speaker 1: said that you guys like to play pranks on each
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  Speaker 1: other and he asked for my help with this one. So,
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  Speaker 1: oh man, it's crazy. Are you sure? You sure? I
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  Speaker 1: can't come over in shower? I may watch a movie.
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  Speaker 1: I can make pasta really good. Oh man, you sad
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  Speaker 1: away from my house. I'm good