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Bonus Episode: The Croods - A New Age · Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas Cage

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  Oh, God. Oh, my God.
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  I'm concerned. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Sorry. Well, that's not going into this podcast.
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  So, but yeah, no, the date and it was fun.
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  The the weirdest thing was definitely in the morning breakfast.
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  I send you a picture of it, but we went to the like fancy hotel restaurant.
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  And then I got like an egg and cheese sandwich and it came out with no cheese.
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  So I was like, hey, like this doesn't have any cheese on it.
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  And they were like, oh, shit, we're really sorry.
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  Like, no shit. 10 to 15 minutes later, they come out with a fancy plate
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  and three craft singles.
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  Can you just set the photo of the cheese with no explanation?
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  Yeah. So that's what they gave me.
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  And I was just like, the fuck am I supposed to do with three cold craft singles?
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  So I did eat that cheese, but that sandwich was pretty bad.
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  You're proud of yourself.
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  I cried a little.
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  Don't care for the food, but I do care for the crew.
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  I'll take it. We'll keep trying.
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  Well, wait, I ended up on, oh, crude family tree.
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  Never mind. I was like, the fuck is this?
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  Hmm. That is a TV movie of the crude's.
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  I'm assuming doesn't have Nick Cage.
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  It does not. It also has nobody.
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  Not even Clark Duke.
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  It does not have that.
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  No, the second I looked him up, I was like, oh, shit.
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  Yeah, that guy. What happened to that guy?
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  He was great. Hot tub time machine. Yeah.
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  Also great and hot tub time machine, too.
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  He was also in the latter seasons of The Office.
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  Yeah, I didn't ever get to those.
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  You're not missing much.
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  Yeah, that's like the Will Ferrell seasons and stuff.
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  I mean, he's only in a couple episodes.
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  And then who becomes the boss after that?
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  But James Spader fucking Spader's great.
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  Like all of like Robert California scenes are amazing.
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  His name is Robert California. Yeah.
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  Duncan, Idaho.
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  He's fucking great.
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  Bobby Peru. The rest of the.
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  I'm just going to say people place names.
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  Yeah, the rest of the. Joe Montana.
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  What was the California guy from Max California?
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  Son of the Robert.
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  Yeah, there you go. That's my dad.
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  I saw somebody with an Ultron like T-shirt on the other day,
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  like from the movie.
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  And I'm just like, that doesn't get enough love.
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  I still think that was one of our funnier, dumb things that we did.
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  We were just like, let's dunk on this movie all night.
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  And then it was like, I kind of liked it.
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  Speaking of segues, I thoroughly enjoyed Crude's too.
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  Welcome back to Cage, match, colon around about wave meeting.
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  Nicholas Cage.
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  Today, we're talking about Crude's too.
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  I'm your host, Sean, here with my disgruntled co-host Nick.
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  I'm Nick and our producer, Peter.
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  Hi, how are you?
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  And now I'm just going to I'm going to rip that bandaid right off.
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  I did not go into Crude's too thinking it was going to be anything special.
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  And I had a fucking blast.
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  I think I love you.
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  But what am I so afraid of?
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  The Jack Black cover of that at the end.
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  Astounding. Oh, fuck.
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  Yeah. Yeah, that was good.
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  I'm sorry. I want to know.
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  Normally take 64 Nick Cage movies and Final Four
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  bracket it down to the most cage film, but seen as somebody here
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  is going to have a baby or and I've had this out for a little while
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  and talk about movies that didn't make the cut.
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  Mm hmm. Starting with Crude's to do still the recruiting.
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  We'll also watch USS Indianapolis, colon the men of courage
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  or men of courage, men of courage, man's of courage.
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  You know, just the men.
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  Yeah. What was your reaction about, Nick?
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  Oh, Sean, you can't just say speaking of segues and then say a segue.
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  Well, like say something else when no one was talking about segues.
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  That's not a segue.
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  Or no, it's not just a hard right.
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  We're talking about crude scene now, though, aren't we?
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  I got us there.
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  We are talking about Cruz, too.
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  Yeah, but nobody was speaking of segues. That's like.
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  I mean, I don't. Speaking of racism, Sean,
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  I have some serious questions about yesterday.
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  Nobody was talking about racism or yesterday.
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  Wait, what happened yesterday?
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  Is this podcast safe?
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  We'll leave it for later. OK.
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  We'll table that.
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  Can't use any of this.
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  Cut it all. Speaking of racism.
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  Crudes, too. Yeah.
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  Which is kind of.
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  That's sort of like racism. Yeah.
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  Speciesism.
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  I know. I want you elaborate on that.
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  What? Some of them are cavemen.
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  I think they're all cave people.
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  Some of them are better men.
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  Some are better men than that.
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  Just their name.
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  But they stand up straight and they're proportionate.
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  And they know how many three is.
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  I love that. That's the joke that fucking got me that like
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  I was just like, this can be terrible.
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  And then Grug counts two people and holds up three fingers.
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  And I'm like, amazing.
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  I was completely ready to be taken away to a world of caveman whimsy
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  that and the red assed flying koala bird.
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  Did they have a name? I can't remember.
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  I don't think they had. I don't think so.
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  Yeah. But land sharks, just the creature designs in these movie
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  in this movie was insane.
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  Yeah, I enjoyed the creatures.
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  I enjoyed the land sharks. I enjoyed the punch monkeys.
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  We're going to get to the punch monkeys.
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  It had, you know, fine elements that elevated it to OK
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  for a children's movie for me.
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  I have a pretty low opinion of children's movies a lot of times.
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  And this doesn't necessarily change that.
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  Where would you put this against G-Force?
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  It's better than G-Force.
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  The animation is worse.
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  Yeah, the animation is good.
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  But Dreamworks. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Dreamworks, there should always looks bad.
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  Yeah, it's super smooth.
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  There's no good textures.
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  Yeah, that's fair.
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  Which I think is why they just do minions now.
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  Yeah, you don't need textures for them now.
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  Other than their bodies are smooth.
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  You just need nude minions only.
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  Speaking of nude minions.
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  See, that would be a good segue if only we went.
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  If we had something to do with it.
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  But yeah, that's how you segue into berating Sean about segues again.
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  I don't need to segue into that.
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  You just do it constantly.
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  Yeah, that's true.
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  I kind of agree with Sean, though.
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  I mean, I think I enjoy a kids movie a little more than you, Nick.
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  But like this was not that bad.
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  And I think it's because my expectations were very, very low going into it.
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  Yeah, it's not it's not bad for a kids movie.
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  I mean, it also it's always going to have a qualifier.
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  You're going to be watching a bunch of these here soon.
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  Hmm. True enough.
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  I mean, so like, give me a kids movie that you think
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  doesn't hit that qualifier that that actually gets.
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  It's good. And a kids movie.
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  How to train your dragon.
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  How to train your dragon to a crime that one also dream works, right?
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  Kind of also looks like shit.
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  Yeah. Yeah. I mean, animation is too is quite beautiful.
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  I think the cloud work and stuff.
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  Paddington to Paddington to is terrific.
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  I really enjoyed that.
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  I like, you know, I liked that movie.
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  What is it like Mr.
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  Magorium's Wonder Emporium or something like that?
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  It was something like that. Yeah.
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  I felt like that was a pretty decent movie.
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  The Toy Story's is I haven't watched all of them.
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  Four is unnecessary.
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  I have oddly only watched one, three and four.
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  And everyone's like, who's the best one?
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  Who is the reason I haven't seen it?
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  It's got Kelsey Grammer like casting couch in a Barbie.
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  Oh, OK.
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  That's a good thing.
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  I mean, it's a thing.
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  Yeah, it depends on what you like.
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  Yeah.
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  I am horny for some Kelsey Grammer, so here we go.
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  We're not here to talk about Toy Story's.
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  OK, who's your favorite character in this movie?
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  This movie, The Crudes 2,
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  which is also not called Crudes 2, it's the new age.
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  Yeah, I'm probably going to say the grandma.
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  Grandma goes hard.
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  Also fucking eight pack.
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  Oh, yeah, right.
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  Yeah. Grandma's pretty good.
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  But what's their fucking plan?
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  Where's on me real fast?
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  The thunder thunder.
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  Wolf's thunder. Yeah.
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  Thunder. Thunder pussies.
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  Grandma also probably is a thunder pussy, but yeah.
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  Also, I like her flying hairpiece.
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  Mm hmm. Oh, yeah.
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  Wolf spiders. That was a good one, too.
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  Spiders were great.
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  Wolf spiders is my favorite character.
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  Just all of them. Yeah, they were great.
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  I mean, for you in that route, punch monkeys.
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  It was I liked that the punch monkeys have their own language,
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  which is which is punching and just, you know.
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  Yeah. So rock is just a slap to the head.
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  And I think they're getting away.
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  Get them is just like a slap on the belly.
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  I was trying to translate punch monkeys.
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  I was watching this.
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  I like the better men's.
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  Oh, yeah. Oh, God.
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  I just love Peter. Far more relatable.
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  I mean, I generally don't like Peter Dinklage as a short person,
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  as a voice actor.
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  But once he's tall, he's great.
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  He was very good. Tall.
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  I love Peter Dinklage in things.
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  I generally haven't liked his voice work before.
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  I can't remember other Dinklage voice over work.
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  Maybe I'm just thinking of the original destiny real flat.
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  But no, he was good in this.
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  I think it was a fun character overall.
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  Real smarmy. And manipulative. Yeah.
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  Yeah. Why do I like him?
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  What does this reflect on me?
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  You get you guys. You do have a similar look as well.
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  That's true. Yeah. It was a vibe thing.
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  Yeah. Now you just need flip flops, a little like stone thing
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  that that insufferable walk.
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  Yep. They are real cunty, aren't they?
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  Yeah. They're pretty rough.
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  Kelly Marie Tran plays their daughter.
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  The most famous person to ever follow me on Twitter.
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  That's a pretty good one. Yeah.
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  I think my most famous is Darryl. So
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  I don't have a Twitter account.
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  That's probably for the best. Yeah.
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  Kelly Marie Tran's character was a pretty cool.
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  I enjoyed her like when she got the bee sting.
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  Yeah. She's like, I got a scar.
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  The big puffed up hand.
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  Uh huh. That made balloon sounds.
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  Yeah. The more we're talking about this movie, the more I'm just here.
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  And it's great.
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  I wish I had more to dunk on on it.
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  Yeah. I mean, largely, it just doesn't look very good.
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  Yeah, it's pretty ugly.
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  My animation is pretty lackluster.
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  And you guys all hated when they got food that first.
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  That was so gross.
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  Yeah. I don't like watching them eat. That was gross.
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  They all go bug eyed and just go nuts.
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  I don't like the way they sleep.
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  I don't like the sleep pile.
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  I think that's pretty.
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  Sean's come to the sleep pile, man.
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  I mean, I don't really get a choice considering my clan here.
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  Also, they're a they're fucking lizard dog thing.
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  Makes me think of Rosie.
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  Oh, yeah, I think that was probably like a character in the first one more.
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  I did not think about that thing.
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  I mean, Clark Duke was probably a character in the first one
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  because he gets obsessed with a window.
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  Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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  Yeah. The point was just carrying around like a little frame
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  so we can like look at things through it.
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  Mm hmm. That joke got tired fast.
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  Yeah, I feel like all we can probably make guesses about what crude one is.
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  Actually make guesses about what crude one is.
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  They meet guy and he's strange and different.
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  They don't like him.
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  Hmm. They meet guy and they
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  show dominance over him by having sex with him.
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  I mean, that could have happened.
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  And that's how they fold him into their pack.
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  You're ours now.
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  You. So there's so many people in this movie.
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  Yeah, it's got a great.
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  Dream's work does that thing where there's like we're going to hire
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  a list actors to do voice work.
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  That just seems like children's movies.
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  Which is also funny because it's like kids don't give a shit who plays Mario.
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  No, it's only there for the adults who have to again, attend it.
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  Right. I think like Disney will hire just people.
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  Disney will hire actors.
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  Dreamworks usually tries to sell the movie based on their stars,
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  I guess, for premiere purposes. Sure.
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  I mean, you do have that.
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  Take it. Chris Hart as Garfield and Mario.
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  Also fucking what's his name from what we do in the shadows?
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  Guillermo is the voice of Odie, the dog.
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  That's weird. Yeah.
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  I'm assuming Garfield gets high at some point.
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  Nobody talks to. Well, Alan Tudyk is the voice of the chicken in Moana.
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  Oh, yeah, that's right.
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  Which is actually hilarious.
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  But he's actually a good voice actor.
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  He is a good voice actor.
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  What was it? K3SO in Rogue One?
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  He's fucking amazing.
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  But I would consider more of a character actor as opposed to like a big name.
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  Sure. He's a recognizable human being.
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  He's definitely recognizable.
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  I mean, he's you almost can't recognize his voice in Ralph Rex the Internet.
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  He's like the candy king.
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  Oh, that was the first one.
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  The first record, Ralph. Was it? Yeah.
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  Oh, yeah, that's right.
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  But I guess we should talk about the whole Nick Cage of it all.
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  He goes hard for this role in a way I wasn't expecting.
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  I thought it'd be really flat and kind of just like him phoning it in.
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  And he cages out 90% of his lines.
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  And I love it.
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  I didn't feel that strongly.
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  Shocker.
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  Although the voice of reason over here.
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  Yeah, I don't think he went that hard on it.
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  Like, it's like he was doing Nicholas Cage.
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  That's like it's like Nicholas Cage was doing Nicholas Cage.
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  It was a little more restrained.
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  It wasn't like, wow, is a big I felt it didn't.
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  It felt like it was being done from like five feet away.
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  I see, because I the outside of G G Force.
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  The only other thing I think of him for voice acting is Spider-Man Noir.
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  All those line reads sound like he's under water.
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  Like those sound so bad as opposed to this room.
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  Like he sounds energetic.
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  He sounds like he's like getting into it and moving around and having fun.
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  Well, yeah, I'll say that.
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  Yes, he sounds more energetic than Spider-Man Noir.
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  A noir film based voice performance.
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  But and he is having fun with it.
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  I'll give you all that.
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  I don't think it's his biggest injection of Nicholas Cage
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  into a performance.
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  But I did like him as that character.
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  I mean, I think that's the thing is like, you know, you often think about like,
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  oh, who would have done a different or a better job?
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  And like, I don't know.
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  I mean, but like it's a good performance.
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  He seems like a weird caveman dad.
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  Yeah, it's fine.
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  It doesn't sound phoned in. Right.
• 14:31
  No, yeah, it's not phoned in.
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  I think you and I have like just a different one to 10.
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  Well, how much not upset about that by being a kids movie?
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  Like, you know, the excitement doesn't sound as excited to me as it does to Sean.
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  That's fair. I mean, I do.
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  I mean, based on the fact that this could have been a phoned in performance
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  and he didn't phone it. Right.
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  And I do think that there is something about seeing a cage freak out.
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  The physicality of it is an important element.
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  Right. Like actually seeing his body moving around and his eyes getting all bug
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  eyed and weird angles that he takes and all that kind of shit.
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  Full sternum bush.
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  He sent this on without a shirt on and they made a joke about him
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  taking his pelt off and he's like, I did.
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  And I'm just like, there we go.
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  I resemble this. Yeah.
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  Also, what Nick Cage might look like if he never got those veneers
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  because Groot does have like he is designed to look cagey.
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  Yeah, it's always interesting to me when they do that.
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  Because sometimes they go like really hard into it and it's weird
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  and unsettling and sometimes they do sort of like an homage,
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  but then they only do it for him.
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  Yeah. Nobody else really looks like them.
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  Catherine Keener's character doesn't look like her.
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  Peter Dinklage's character doesn't look like Peter Dinklage.
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  I think also of all of them, Nick Cage does have the most kind of like
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  caveman features.
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  Pretty easy to caricature that face.
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  I'll probably watch this movie again at some point in my life for a laugh.
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  But never crude's one.
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  I might go back and watch crude's one now.
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  At some point, you are probably have to.
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  Well, yeah, I guess for completion, if we are really going to complete
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  the entire fucking circuit, we are going to watch everything.
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  We're just fine.
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  We're going to go into a monthly, monthly release
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  every two weeks for the rest of my life.
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  My kids will go into college when we finish this ship.
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  Oh, we'll be long dead by then.
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  Oh, good.
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  It'll just be me with your AI voices and Hayden.
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  Hayden's going to stand in for me when I die.
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  Oh, it's a sports pod now.
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  He's the one who's going to keep track of the bracket for you.
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  So I guess what this movie,
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  they stumble on like this magical wall thing that confuses them
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  and then they go in and all of a sudden there's like this bountiful
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  new world and they get all stoked only to discover that it's like the home
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  stead of Peter Dinklage and wife and their daughter.
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  Who knew guys and guy and guys parents guy played by Ryan Reynolds,
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  who's like an orphan that got absorbed into their, you know, packs.
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  Sleep pile. Yeah.
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  They're weird. Sleep pile.
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  And his parents were killed by like rising tar.
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  Yeah, it looked like the like a tar pit.
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  Yeah. They didn't seem to be in any rush to get out of there.
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  They seem to.
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  They've been around for a while.
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  They seem to. They didn't really try very.
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  Yeah, I'm assuming guy was a terrible kid.
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  No, no, go on.
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  Fine. Tomorrow.
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  I bet they I bet they weren't sinking at all.
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  I bet they hit the bottom of that.
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  And they're just like, it'll take us two hours to get out of this,
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  but we can get rid of this kid in the meantime.
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  Yeah, that's true.
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  I mean, feeding kids is terrible.
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  And then, you know, they meet Dinklage and wife and daughter and,
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  you know, they the Dinklage tries to get rid of them.
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  But keep guy because guys are high commodity. The Dinklage.
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  The Dinklage.
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  You can't call him the Dinky Man, though.
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  That's not right.
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  Leslie Mann plays Hope of Betterment.
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  Yeah, she does a good job.
• 18:11
  I like her.
• 18:12
  She's a real asshole at first and then finds her spirit as bogwater.
• 18:17
  Yeah. As as usual, once you unleash the hair,
• 18:22
  ladies start loosening up.
• 18:24
  Another great scene that just got me just like, oh, the names,
• 18:27
  the character names of all of them.
• 18:28
  They can't know.
• 18:29
  But when like the hair goes wild.
• 18:30
  Oh, yeah.
• 18:32
  I had such a great time watching this movie.
• 18:34
  And maybe it's again, because my expectations were so low that
• 18:37
  anything just was better.
• 18:39
  But I came out of this very chuffed.
• 18:42
  I'll tell you, I watched most of it.
• 18:44
  I watched 60 minutes of this on regular speed and then double time
• 18:50
  because I needed to go to bed.
• 18:52
  Yeah. So so I got fast.
• 18:54
  I think I love you by the Partridge family.
• 18:57
  Josie, watch this with you.
• 18:59
  Yeah. Thoughts.
• 19:01
  I know, Josie, put it in the comments.
• 19:03
  I show us, show us with your Patreon support.
• 19:06
  It's like, do you go up or cancel?
• 19:09
  No. I wager she enjoyed herself well enough.
• 19:17
  I did love the description of all the different punch monkeys,
• 19:20
  punch monkeys, kick monkeys, blow the belt monkeys.
• 19:22
  Mm hmm. And then the last one.
• 19:24
  That one is weird eyes.
• 19:26
  Oh, yeah. Weird eye monkey was the best.
• 19:28
  Definitely the highlight.
• 19:29
  Yeah, that might.
• 19:32
  That's up there with like, you know, that's above wig.
• 19:34
  Assess over characters.
• 19:36
  Yeah. Weird eye monkey punch monkey is definitely.
• 19:39
  Yeah. Weird eye monkey above wig.
• 19:41
  Assess. That's my ranking.
• 19:44
  So that monkey wig.
• 19:46
  Assess. Moomath.
• 19:47
  The rest. Moomaths were great.
• 19:50
  I liked the Moomaths.
• 19:51
  Oh, land sharks.
• 19:52
  Land sharks were good.
• 19:53
  Yeah. Land sharks.
• 19:54
  I loved all the weird animals.
• 19:56
  I love like a weird creature design.
• 19:58
  So this really scratched a niche for me.
• 20:00
  Lots of things had big red asses.
• 20:02
  Yeah. I mean, so ultimately, like the conflict is that there are monkeys
• 20:06
  that were giving bananas to a bigger monkey and and then they have to.
• 20:10
  Better men's giving bananas to the punch monkeys
• 20:14
  who were then giving those bananas to a bigger monkey.
• 20:17
  Monkeys all the way down or all the way up, I should say.
• 20:19
  Yeah, it's not a very deep. Barrel.
• 20:23
  Of monkeys.
• 20:24
  I do like that every time Mr.
• 20:26
  Betterman tries to like outsmart the monkeys by like creating stick,
• 20:30
  creating like a spear or fire.
• 20:32
  The monkeys just immediately steal it from him and then turn it against him.
• 20:36
  Yeah. When they're having their when the dads are having their big apology moment
• 20:39
  for like trying to meddle in their kids lives.
• 20:42
  Betterman's like, oh, I screwed up a bit, too.
• 20:45
  And Grogg's like, like when you taught them to tie better knots,
• 20:48
  like what their knots were so bad.
• 20:50
  Also, the dad fight where they're just like hurling insults at each other,
• 20:53
  but like taking body blows.
• 20:56
  I might watch groups to again.
• 20:58
  The more I talk about it, the more I'm just like, I enjoyed this movie a lot.
• 21:02
  It's good if you have kids watch it. Yeah.
• 21:05
  If you don't have kids, you can pass.
• 21:07
  I think that's a safe assessment.
• 21:09
  I mean, there's nothing really.
• 21:10
  If you like DreamWorks cartoons, you'll like this.
• 21:13
  I should say. So I don't know.
• 21:15
  I mean, like on the grid, on the matrix.
• 21:17
  I mean, I know kind of where you're going to fall.
• 21:19
  I'm going to say good, good. It's not great.
• 21:21
  It's nothing spectacular, but it's a lot of fun.
• 21:24
  And it's a really fun cage.
• 21:27
  It's fine. Fine for me. Fine. Fine.
• 21:30
  Yeah, I'm kind of in the good good.
• 21:32
  I think it hit me in the right time.
• 21:34
  You know, I had just been hanging out with family
• 21:36
  and I watched it after my child had gone to bed.
• 21:38
  And it was like, oh, that's better than I thought.
• 21:40
  That's good. Good.
• 21:41
  The first movie of the in this whole two year long experiment
• 21:45
  that you could have watched with your child and you like go to bed child.
• 21:47
  I have to watch cartoons.
• 21:49
  It was late. But yes.
• 21:52
  You don't get to watch this.
• 21:53
  Cruz, too, is for me.
• 21:58
  Final words, final thoughts.
• 22:01
  Grug.
• 22:04
  Punch monkey.
• 22:05
  We get this.
• 22:08
  Well, I guess thanks for listening, everybody.
• 22:11
  There's going to be a couple of these weirdo episodes.
• 22:13
  We're going to have a wrap up at some point.
• 22:14
  We're going to talk with Gary and Rox again about leaving Las Vegas,
• 22:19
  which got lost when my laptop got stolen.
• 22:23
  So it'll be a different kind of episode, but still good.
• 22:26
  What else is on that episode?
• 22:28
  Kiss of death. Oh, OK.
• 22:30
  Yeah. We're going to talk about Rugrats on that episode for a bit.
• 22:32
  We will. Yeah. As we will every time.
• 22:35
  Talk about Nick Cage bench pressing Hope Davis.
• 22:38
  Absolutely. Still the highlight of that movie.
• 22:41
  Pretty well. And the inhaler.
• 22:42
  Yeah. The bad inhaler. Yeah.
• 22:45
  We'll get what does bad stand for again?
• 22:48
  Big stick.
• 22:49
  Owner and destroy.
• 22:51
  Balls attitude direction.
• 22:53
  Boom. You got it. Yeah.
• 22:54
  That's right. Awesome. Yeah.
• 22:57
  It'll be a good one.
• 22:58
  So these are all going to come out in weird times.
• 23:01
  We'll figure it out.
• 23:02
  And if you want to find us on social media, it's cage underscore match underscore pod.
• 23:06
  And we are on Patreon if you do want to support us.
• 23:09
  Thank you for everyone who does to our Sparkle buddies, Josh, Sean,
• 23:12
  Josie, Rico, Matt, Adam and Bill.
• 23:14
  And to our cage dancers, Ira, John, Freeman, Lance and Nathan.
• 23:18
  We really appreciate the sport and
• 23:22
  get into a pile with your family.
• 23:25
  Or sleep in a separate room with privacy.
• 23:28
  I mean, it's up to you. I don't care.
• 23:31
  Bye. I think I love you.
• 23:33
  I think I love you.
• 23:34
  Is that what life is made of?
• 23:36
  Oh, it worries me to say that I never felt this way.
• 23:49
  Could you pass me a topo Chico?
• 23:53
  Say it like a cave man.
• 23:56
  Topo Chico.
• 23:58
  Topo Chico.
• 24:00
  That's it from now on.
• 24:01
  Topo Chico.
• 24:03
  They have the big bubbles.
• 24:04
  I am to be this just because there's a lot of.
• 24:06
  Yeah, we all just did the exact same thing.
• 24:09
  That one back.
• 24:10
  Which flavor did you get?
• 24:11
  That was pineapple.
• 24:13
  Yeah, yeah, I got peach sangria spritz.
• 24:15
  Yeah, I know. I included that terrible.
• 24:19
  Yeah. Well, you left on my house.
• 24:21
  I was glad that came out on top.
• 24:23
  Fuck. You did this on purpose.
• 24:24
  Let it loaded the deck.