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Phone Tap: Bumble Parrot · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: All right, it's time for your phone tap. And I
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  Speaker 2: love the ones where girls met some guy online that
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  Speaker 2: they haven't actually spoken to before and that first awkward
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  Speaker 2: phone conversation happens. I mean, those are not easy to do,
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  Speaker 2: and they especially don't go well when our own Jose
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  Speaker 2: Bolanos has been tipped off and subs in pretending to
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  Speaker 2: be the guy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I'm good at talking to Lak.
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  Speaker 1: I'm mad.
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  Speaker 2: Really well, that's what happens today, and spoiler, the conversation
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  Speaker 2: does get derailed. But it's not Jose's fault, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: It never is well someone else is in the room
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  Speaker 2: with him. Yeah, and it just does not go well
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  Speaker 2: as always Text into seven eighty five nine to two.
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  Speaker 2: Let us know what you thought about it after you
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  Speaker 2: hear your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Another Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, is this Brandy Yes,
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  Speaker 3: who's this. Hey, this is Tyler. You sent me your
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  Speaker 3: number on bumble remember. Oh yeah, Hi, how are you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm good.
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  Speaker 4: It's great to hear your voice. You sound so pretty.
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  Speaker 4: I just wanted to call because I was going to
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  Speaker 4: text out this big novel and I figured, you know,
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  Speaker 4: it would probably be like a four hour conversation.
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  Speaker 3: Will take maybe two minutes if I just called real quick.
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  Speaker 3: I hope that's.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, totally, totally.
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  Speaker 3: Well are you still down for this weekend? Did you
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  Speaker 3: want to go out? Yeah? That would be great, awesome,
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  Speaker 3: I'm excited.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 3: What is that?
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry? That's that's allie. He's my pet parrot. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: kind of a talker sometimes, Sorry about that. That's cute.
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  Speaker 1: Parents are so fun. I had when when I was
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  Speaker 1: a kid.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, he's he's really cute.
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  Speaker 4: Just sometimes he's kind of chatty. No, no, Ollie, I
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  Speaker 4: told you that Dana and I aren't seeing each other anymore.
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  Speaker 3: This is Brandy, Okay, buddy, sorry about that?
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  Speaker 4: Everything okay, Yeah, I just you know, I went on
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  Speaker 4: one day with a girl named Dana once, and he
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  Speaker 4: can't stop talking about it.
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  Speaker 3: It's very embarrassing. Danner's your wife.
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  Speaker 2: Wife, you have a wife?
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  Speaker 3: Is that true? That wasn't in your profile that you
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  Speaker 3: were married. No, that's not true.
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  Speaker 4: Allie likes to exaggerate things and embarrass me.
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  Speaker 3: He's a little prankster. He's a smart bird.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, Anyways, I was thinking we can meet up
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  Speaker 4: at like seven o'clock.
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  Speaker 3: There's a really cool bar by my place that I
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  Speaker 3: really like. That's where you met your wife.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Brandy, give me one more second.
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  Speaker 4: He's joking, but he's definitely crossing a line right now.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'll be right back. I'm sorry Ollie again,
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  Speaker 4: not my wife. We just went on one date together.
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  Speaker 3: If you sure, Ollie, why did you say that? I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 4: He he really knows how to get under my feathers. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: and yet that was a bird joke, just trying to
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  Speaker 4: lighten the mood.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really funny. This is really kind of awkward
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  Speaker 1: and weird.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is getting out of hand. I agree.
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  Speaker 4: I should probably get off the phone now before he
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  Speaker 4: says some other ridiculous, made up stuff. But let's just
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  Speaker 4: meet at the bar at seven, like I was saying,
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  Speaker 4: I can send an actress cheater.
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  Speaker 3: Cheater, you're cheater.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I can make it that night, so
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to check my schedule.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, wow me, Please, Brandy, don't hang up. There's a
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  Speaker 4: lot on our right now. Let me just address this
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  Speaker 4: real quick. Ollie, she's not lying. Okay, she's a liar.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you talk about her that way?
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  Speaker 1: All lying?
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  Speaker 4: Oh what did he say? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: He don't worry about him. He's joking. He said that
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  Speaker 3: you can make it. You're just making an excuse.
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  Speaker 1: Up now, Okay, I.
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  Speaker 3: Know it's not the truth, you weirdo. She does not
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  Speaker 3: think I'm a weirdo. Allie, what is You're a weirdo?
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  Speaker 3: Your weird bird? Shut up?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, you know I really need to go.
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  Speaker 2: This is not what I want.
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  Speaker 4: Dana, don't go her name. No, I meant to say, Brandy.
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  Speaker 4: Dana is my wife, the girl that I dated want
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  Speaker 4: a long time.
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  Speaker 3: Shut up, Ollie, shut up.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like your parent is the one that's telling
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  Speaker 1: the truth and that you're lying.
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  Speaker 3: No are you? Come on, you're gonna believe a parrot
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  Speaker 3: over a human. That's silly. Come on, this is really
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  Speaker 3: awkward for me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really uncomfortable being on the phone when you're fighting
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  Speaker 2: with your bird, know, so, uh, you don't have to
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  Speaker 2: call me back.
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  Speaker 1: It's really okay.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. What did you hear that?
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  Speaker 2: What is going on?
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  Speaker 4: This is actually a joke. My name's jose from the
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  Speaker 4: radio show Brick and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing
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  Speaker 4: a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, your friend Natalie set you up.
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  Speaker 4: She said, you finally met a guy who you thought
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  Speaker 4: was normal on Bumble, so obviously we had to mess
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  Speaker 4: with you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, things got a little squawk word. That was me.
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  Speaker 3: That was a real joke. I just made up.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, I am single. If you want to
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  Speaker 4: hang out your I'm on Bumble.
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  Speaker 2: Like I said, I gotta check my schedule.
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  Speaker 4: Come on, I need a parent man's shut up.
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  Speaker 3: I swear to go
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.