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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy Weddy Crashy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Almost time for
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  Speaker 1: your prank call, and we got an email from a
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  Speaker 1: bride to be who's set to tie the knot in
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  Speaker 1: just a week. Goodness, Obviously she's got a lot on.
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  Speaker 2: Her plate had time to email us well.
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  Speaker 1: Her number one source of stress right now is her
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  Speaker 1: mom has taken it upon herself to be involved in
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  Speaker 1: every aspect of her big day and the bride. All
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  Speaker 1: she really wants is for her mom to chill. She
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  Speaker 1: asked us to call her with a surprise wedding guest
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  Speaker 1: mom does not know about. In your phone tap right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Brook, Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, how do you do on this fine day? Peter
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  Speaker 3: myth IV Peter, Hello, Sorry, Well, I forgot to introduce myself.
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  Speaker 3: My name is Edward. My friends call me steady Eddie.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to be attending your daughter's nuptials next weekend.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I don't know you.
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  Speaker 3: Well for the moment, you don't, but I do look
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  Speaker 3: forward to get to know you very well.
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  Speaker 4: What is wait, what is this in regard to why
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  Speaker 4: are you calling me?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 3: Just to provide context, I am personal friends with uncle Danes. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: so so he'll me go into a Pokemon collectible convention
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  Speaker 3: out of town so he won't be able to attend,
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  Speaker 3: so he asked me to accompany aunt Rita as her
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  Speaker 3: plus one.
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  Speaker 2: What I'm so pomped?
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  Speaker 4: Why you like? Who even are you?
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  Speaker 3: We just have this conversation, Philly, I'm Eddie. Okay, you
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  Speaker 3: found older? Maybe you're having memory issues.
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  Speaker 5: Over Oh okay, First of all, you're rude and you
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  Speaker 5: sound annoying.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if you.
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  Speaker 3: Just get to know me, I think you'd understand I'm
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  Speaker 3: actually the life of the party. Wait, I'm the perfect
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  Speaker 3: person to make this wedding hip doing little dance? Hey
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  Speaker 3: mean alam and I forgot the rest? I like that song?
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  Speaker 4: Why are you even calling me? Like, well, honestly, what
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  Speaker 4: is the point of telling me all this?
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  Speaker 3: Well, first off, I'm excited to attend, and secondly, I
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  Speaker 3: do need to speak about the meal preparations.
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  Speaker 2: That's my main concern.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, what that is? First of all, that is
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  Speaker 4: none of your business.
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  Speaker 3: Like what Actually, Uncle Dave says he chose the steak
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  Speaker 3: and not the champion, And since I'm in his playing,
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  Speaker 3: I kind of need to put the brakes on that
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  Speaker 3: because steak takes the while to move through my system.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's my tommy grumble.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Yeah, that's what I gives me gas.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't. I don't need to know that.
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  Speaker 3: Actually you do, because you don't you know, want that
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  Speaker 3: happening during the cake cutting ceremony, ruined the mountain.
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  Speaker 2: Don't tell me that.
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  Speaker 3: And actually, speaking of the cake, I'd like to request
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  Speaker 3: that it'd be made sugar free because I'm worried I
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  Speaker 3: may be pre diabetic.
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  Speaker 4: You are not in charge of picking my daughter's a
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  Speaker 4: wedding cake. What is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 2: Well, the doctor has said a lot, but they aren't
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  Speaker 2: doing tests it so far.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that's a funny side note.
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  Speaker 3: The last wedding I went to, I accidentally dropped my
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  Speaker 3: retainer in the gravy bowl.
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  Speaker 4: Repulsive.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I did have to do a little search
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  Speaker 2: and rescue. You get take off my shirt, get down
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  Speaker 2: in there.
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  Speaker 5: Dates no, no, no, stop it.
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  Speaker 4: Stop talking.
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  Speaker 5: I seriously cannot take another word from you right now.
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  Speaker 5: You are trying to take.
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  Speaker 4: Over my daughter's wedding. I don't even know you.
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  Speaker 5: In case you, I'm really stressed out, like this wedding
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  Speaker 5: is coming up and I don't need to be dealing
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  Speaker 5: with this.
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  Speaker 3: Frank, got it, totally understand. If it's a bad time
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  Speaker 3: to ask about the party, bangs.
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  Speaker 2: H with a bad time?
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  Speaker 4: How do I get you so I don't have to
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  Speaker 4: hear your voice anymore?
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  Speaker 2: I know, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I promise that the last thing I'm gonna ask with
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  Speaker 3: my gift bag, and you make sure I have prophile
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  Speaker 3: acting sent it because you heard wedding. They're my best
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  Speaker 3: planes and lucky.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, pervert, don't you dare come near this wedding.
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  Speaker 5: I am hanging up and calling aunt Rita right now.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, you go ahead to make your phone call.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to get a hold of Sienna and let
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  Speaker 3: her know that this whole prank phone call worked perfectly
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  Speaker 3: like a charm.
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  Speaker 2: Wait what you have a daughter named Sienna? You remember her?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, No, I'm done talking to you. You're not
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  Speaker 4: going to be ruining my daughter's wedding right now.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, then maybe you want to talk to me because
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  Speaker 3: this is actually Jose from the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning, and this has all been a
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  Speaker 3: phone tap.
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  Speaker 4: Get out of here with that right now. I am
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  Speaker 4: so I my blood pressure. My blood pressure is blood
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  Speaker 4: right now.
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  Speaker 2: I am so sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Your daughter, Sienna, the one getting married, sets that you
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  Speaker 3: are in charge and you are totally stressed.
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  Speaker 2: You need to relax. It's her wedding.
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  Speaker 4: Remember, she's so ungrateful. Nor I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: I think it would help everyone though.
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  Speaker 3: Seriously, if you just take a deep breath and enjoy
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  Speaker 3: the wedding, now you're almost there.
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  Speaker 4: Listen.
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  Speaker 5: If you want me to enjoy the wedding, then don't
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  Speaker 5: Frank call me a week before.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it doesn't have to be a prank.
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  Speaker 3: I can show up a steady Anie and tarty with
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  Speaker 3: all the bride maids.
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  Speaker 2: Me just make sure the cank is sugar free.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Strook in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties