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Depth Chart Deception · No One Gets Hurt

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SPEAKER_04: I got a tight little butthole, man.
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SPEAKER_05: Welcome back to another episode of No One Gets Hurt Pod.
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SPEAKER_05: We got Tony O with us today.
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SPEAKER_00: What the motherfucking deal is.
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SPEAKER_05: What?
0:51
SPEAKER_00: Uh welcome back.
0:56
SPEAKER_00: I'm high on caffeine and no sleep as usual.
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SPEAKER_00: Let's do this shit.
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SPEAKER_02: Hell yeah, the fucking Virginia came out real quick, didn't it?
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_05: Yes.
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SPEAKER_05: And today with us, we have our guest.
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SPEAKER_05: He wants us to go by, or he wants us to say just, but there's no just.
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SPEAKER_05: It's Ricky Lopez.
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SPEAKER_02: Thank you for having me.
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SPEAKER_02: It's pretty cool, long drive.
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SPEAKER_02: I didn't know the fucking beach was a mile away.
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SPEAKER_02: Um yeah, good to be here.
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SPEAKER_05: Thanks for having that.
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SPEAKER_05: Thanks for having us.
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SPEAKER_05: Thanks for being here too.
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SPEAKER_00: Thanks for having us on your podcast, bro.
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SPEAKER_00: We appreciate it so much.
1:27
SPEAKER_00: So anyway, guys, uh welcome back to just Ricky Talk.
1:34
SPEAKER_05: So the drive was long?
1:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I mean, no traffic.
1:38
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's good.
1:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's the great part.
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SPEAKER_05: Do you see anything crazy along the way?
1:42
SPEAKER_02: Uh no.
1:44
SPEAKER_05: What freeway did you take?
1:45
SPEAKER_02: Ah, fuck, which one did I take?
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SPEAKER_02: Uh took the 57 to the 22.
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SPEAKER_02: To the 20, too.
1:52
SPEAKER_02: I was surprised too.
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SPEAKER_02: But I'm all right.
1:55
SPEAKER_05: Um cruise by Anahe Stadium.
1:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:58
SPEAKER_02: Right there.
1:59
SPEAKER_02: And then uh it was trying to make me take the toll road and shit like that.
2:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and I'm like, fuck.
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SPEAKER_00: The 73?
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SPEAKER_00: 73.
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SPEAKER_00: It doesn't.
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SPEAKER_00: So when you get off on the 73 from the 55, it's not, it's no toll.
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SPEAKER_00: Because you're you're getting on and right back off the first exit before the toll.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, damn.
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SPEAKER_00: Just for future reference.
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SPEAKER_02: Nah, because I used to exit right there on the the next exit over because I used to do the 626 fair and closemassa and stuff like that.
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SPEAKER_02: So like I'm like, ah, okay, I know my right.
2:27
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_05: The other day I was on the 101 and I saw a lady walking down the freeway, and then she would go into like the median area where there was like no cars, and then all of a sudden she would just like jump back into the lane, and that was really fun.
2:42
SPEAKER_05: It was a real life game of frog or fortunately.
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SPEAKER_05: I was far enough away that I was only getting to witness it.
2:48
SPEAKER_05: I didn't actually have to participate in it.
2:50
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, homeless people don't have games.
2:52
SPEAKER_02: They can't just play hopscotch out.
2:55
SPEAKER_00: They gotta get creative.
2:56
SPEAKER_00: They gotta get creative.
2:58
SPEAKER_00: You use what you're given.
3:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_05: She had a stick, so I think that was like an elevated Zelda situation.
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SPEAKER_02: So she's one of the elder fucking homeless people.
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SPEAKER_02: Bitch might have been a wizard, didn't you?
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SPEAKER_00: I think she was a wizard.
3:13
SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
3:16
SPEAKER_05: That's the difference.
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SPEAKER_05: When you don't know what they're saying, that's wizard level, right?
3:20
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
3:21
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
3:21
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Everyone's got that little magic dust, you know.
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_05: We were walking our dog the other day, and there's there's a collection of homeless or maybe homeless adjacent people that will to a gang.
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SPEAKER_05: Gang.
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SPEAKER_05: So a gang.
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SPEAKER_05: Yeah, a gang, sure, sure, sure.
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SPEAKER_00: Like they have somewhere to sleep, but they can't be there during the day kind of thing.
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SPEAKER_00: Maybe.
3:42
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
3:45
SPEAKER_02: My mom wants me home right now.
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SPEAKER_02: Shit.
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SPEAKER_00: Street lights just came off.
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SPEAKER_05: And he was like, he was standing on this perch, and we're walking by, and he said something to the effect of like, well, I don't want that in my life right now.
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SPEAKER_05: That's not what I want.
4:00
SPEAKER_05: And and what's stability?
4:03
SPEAKER_05: And my and my husband's like, hey, I hope he's not talking to us.
4:08
SPEAKER_05: I hope he's on the phone with somebody right now.
4:11
SPEAKER_05: He's on the phone with somebody, but no one's on the other line.
4:13
SPEAKER_05: So it's fucking funny.
4:16
SPEAKER_05: That's right, that's right.
4:17
SPEAKER_00: I remember when I first came home from prison, like when I went.
4:20
SPEAKER_05: What a statement.
4:22
SPEAKER_00: When I when I went, like the only wireless type shit was like the big giant fucking Bluetooth.
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SPEAKER_00: So when I came home and people got the little tiny buds in their ear and they're walking, I thought that motherfuckers were walking around talking to themselves.
4:37
SPEAKER_00: I couldn't see the bud in there.
4:39
SPEAKER_00: I was like, what is wrong with these fucking people?
4:41
SPEAKER_05: My my brother, one of my brothers is a doctor, he's ultimate nerd level of like what he does.
4:46
SPEAKER_05: It's like the it looks like like sunglasses, but there's no sunglasses, so it's just like rests on your neck, and it's got like here and here, and then he just like, this is Dr.
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SPEAKER_05: Dr.
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SPEAKER_05: Jorgensen, blah blah blah.
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SPEAKER_02: It's most white people shit ever.
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SPEAKER_05: But then what's even funnier is one of his friends who not a doctor does the same thing.
5:07
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah, hi, this is this is Brian, and I'm like, oh my god, like I mean, it works kind of works with my brother, maybe, but it's I don't know, it's it's kind of funny.
5:16
SPEAKER_02: White people's technology's fucked up, you know.
5:18
SPEAKER_02: Like, you guys will make it the most inconvenient way just to be like, um, excuse me.
5:22
SPEAKER_00: What do you mean you guys?
5:23
SPEAKER_02: You wanna no, you're cool, you're messing.
5:25
SPEAKER_02: Nah, you're cool.
5:26
SPEAKER_02: He went to prison, he got tattoos, you got three kids, it's it's fine.
5:31
SPEAKER_02: It's you hear that you're fucking stamped.
5:34
SPEAKER_05: Well, I mean, for the record, my brother's white, but he's a doctor, so I feel that makes him like Eastern Asian, like adjacent.
5:40
SPEAKER_05: Like, right?
5:43
SPEAKER_05: No, I see that.
5:44
SPEAKER_05: I definitely see that.
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SPEAKER_02: I've definitely seen like an Asian person do the same shit.
5:49
SPEAKER_05: Yes, yes.
5:50
SPEAKER_05: No, I mean, again, this is like in the nicest way possible.
5:54
SPEAKER_05: How I know my brother is so smart is I actually had like an Indian lady and an Asian dude tell me that if it wasn't for my brother, they wouldn't have been able to pass XYZ class, like of medical school.
6:05
SPEAKER_05: And my other girlfriend and I were sitting there, we're like, what?
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SPEAKER_05: Like, this is like next level shit.
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SPEAKER_05: Like that my brother's that smart.
6:12
SPEAKER_00: Are you sure we're talking about the same brother?
6:14
SPEAKER_05: Like, it's true, he's psychotically smart, but yeah, both my brothers are very, very, very smart people.
6:22
SPEAKER_05: So, and then here I am on a podcast talking about true crime.
6:27
SPEAKER_05: Here we go.
6:27
SPEAKER_00: So hey, we have fun, so like who really wins?
6:30
SPEAKER_05: That's right, that's right.
6:31
SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm saying, anyways.
6:33
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, so um what's uh what's going on with you?
6:37
SPEAKER_05: You got any shows coming up?
6:38
SPEAKER_05: Like, what do you got going on?
6:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I actually got uh I got two shows coming up back to back at the trap mic in Van Nuys.
6:46
SPEAKER_02: Uh I can't remember the name off the top of my head, but yeah, that's gonna got that one.
6:51
SPEAKER_02: I got another one coming up too.
6:52
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
6:53
SPEAKER_02: I'll have a 9-11 show coming up too, which is gonna be pretty explosive.
6:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
6:59
SPEAKER_05: You beat me to it.
7:03
SPEAKER_05: Hopefully, you don't bomb.
7:08
SPEAKER_00: He said, Why would you say that?
7:09
SPEAKER_05: You uh, Mr.
7:11
SPEAKER_05: Lopez, you do a lot of sketches and skits on your Instagram page.
7:15
SPEAKER_05: I like it.
7:16
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, how did you get inspired to do that?
7:18
SPEAKER_02: Uh honestly, one of my homies, uh Tony Mundo's, he um he was like, hey, we're gonna go film some stuff.
7:23
SPEAKER_02: We're like, okay, cool.
7:24
SPEAKER_02: And then like I think the first thing we filmed, we filmed a couple things that night, but the first thing that like actually killed was um uh we're fucking right a bar.
7:35
SPEAKER_02: They're like dancing around me.
7:36
SPEAKER_02: It's like, oh, what if we do this one?
7:38
SPEAKER_02: Like, oh, you and your homies are trying to like go out, have fun, but the toxic guy keeps calling you and stuff like that.
7:43
SPEAKER_02: And I think that's at like 70 something views right now, but we had like 50 within like the first couple days.
7:49
SPEAKER_02: So we're like, oh, we gotta keep the shit going.
7:51
SPEAKER_05: Fuck you have some really fun stuff, and you you get to also like portray a different personas, would you agree?
8:00
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
8:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, sometimes it's just me, sometimes I'm just like, hey, whatever the text is there, I don't mean it.
8:06
SPEAKER_02: Like we did one recently, it's like when your homies are trying to get you to cheat.
8:09
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
8:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I have a girlfriend, um, and they don't get me to, yeah.
8:14
SPEAKER_02: I I love you, babe.
8:18
SPEAKER_05: That's awesome.
8:19
SPEAKER_05: That's wonderful.
8:20
SPEAKER_05: But so when you do uh, you know, portray a different persona, let's say, how do you get into that character?
8:29
SPEAKER_02: Uh I don't really know.
8:32
SPEAKER_02: I just like, hey, the music, this is the vibe.
8:34
SPEAKER_02: Right, cool, go stereotypical.
8:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's the drugs.
8:38
SPEAKER_02: It's it's also the drugs.
8:41
SPEAKER_05: Um, so has anyone ever been in the comments like saying to you, oh, like that's not true, or that's not how you are, or like, you know, any haters in the comments at all?
8:50
SPEAKER_05: And you would try to play.
8:52
SPEAKER_02: When I first started doing like first started posting my clips and first starting doing comedy, I've posted a lot on my Instagram.
8:57
SPEAKER_02: And so like, I'm starting out, like, these aren't good jokes.
9:00
SPEAKER_02: I'm just posting them like, oh, I'm proud of myself.
9:01
SPEAKER_02: I fucking did it.
9:02
SPEAKER_02: I did, I did a thing.
9:03
SPEAKER_02: I think after one of my first jokes, I got a comment that says, Um, you're not fucking funny, stop it.
9:12
SPEAKER_02: And I got that.
9:13
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, stop bullying me, I'll come.
9:15
SPEAKER_00: And then TikTok works every time.
9:19
SPEAKER_00: It works every time.
9:20
SPEAKER_00: TikTok banned my comment.
9:22
SPEAKER_05: Wait, what'd you say?
9:23
SPEAKER_05: TikTok what?
9:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, TikTok just took my comment off.
9:25
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, come on, that was a banger tweet.
9:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
9:29
SPEAKER_02: Banger.
9:31
SPEAKER_05: Um, do you think you could do the same character though, like a fake personality for like a couple days, a couple weeks?
9:38
SPEAKER_05: What do you think?
9:39
SPEAKER_05: Like, how long do you think you could keep it going?
9:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it just depends on if the beer's flowing, if the weed's going, and yeah.
9:46
SPEAKER_02: But no, like I I really don't like take a persona per se.
9:50
SPEAKER_02: Um, I just like I just act like how would I react to it in like a funny and centric comedic mood?
9:57
SPEAKER_02: Like, oh, what do you think is fucking funny?
9:59
SPEAKER_05: And if you started making money from one of the characters, like you would keep it going, right?
10:03
SPEAKER_02: Oh yes.
10:03
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
10:04
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
10:04
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's great.
10:06
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
10:07
SPEAKER_05: Uh Tonio, if someone were to come and tell you that they played for like a sports team and they were like, Yeah, man, I'm on I play for the Lakers, what would you do?
10:17
SPEAKER_05: Would you believe them right away?
10:18
SPEAKER_00: Probably fact check them.
10:19
SPEAKER_05: And how would you fact check them?
10:21
SPEAKER_00: Google it.
10:22
SPEAKER_05: Google it?
10:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
10:23
SPEAKER_05: Would you go to the roster?
10:25
SPEAKER_00: Huh?
10:26
SPEAKER_05: Do you wouldn't go to the roster?
10:27
SPEAKER_00: I would just Google their name.
10:29
SPEAKER_00: If they were a basketball player or a football player, it would just pop up.
10:32
SPEAKER_02: Nah, if a sports player I'm like one-on-one right now.
10:35
SPEAKER_02: What?
10:36
SPEAKER_02: Like one-on-one right now.
10:37
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
10:38
SPEAKER_02: Right now.
10:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, play play me to 10.
10:43
SPEAKER_00: Prove it.
10:44
SPEAKER_05: I mean, it's kind of crazy.
10:45
SPEAKER_05: You would just go to Google.
10:46
SPEAKER_05: You wouldn't like, if he told you they play for the Lakers, like you wouldn't even like look on the Lakers roster depth chart.
10:54
SPEAKER_00: I feel like it's faster just to Google his name.
10:56
SPEAKER_05: So let me let me back up a little bit.
10:58
SPEAKER_05: Um, before smartphones, there was this time before smartphones where people would go out to bars and talk to each other, and you would have to just try to fact track live, all right?
11:09
SPEAKER_05: And uh my friend back in the day, I used to follow sports.
11:13
SPEAKER_05: I used to really know a lot about sports.
11:14
SPEAKER_05: I had a friend of mine talking to this guy and he said he played for the Detroit Tigers.
11:19
SPEAKER_05: And my friend goes, What do you think?
11:20
SPEAKER_05: Do you think he plays for the Tigers?
11:22
SPEAKER_05: So I go up to him and I'm like, Who was your first round draft pick this year?
11:25
SPEAKER_05: Couldn't name it.
11:26
SPEAKER_05: So I was like, Okay, that's a that's a red flag.
11:28
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
11:29
SPEAKER_05: Number one.
11:29
SPEAKER_05: Number two, number two, it's the end of February and you're in Newport Beach.
11:35
SPEAKER_05: Why aren't you in Arizona at spring training?
11:38
SPEAKER_05: Uh uh, well, my it's my sister's friend's wedding.
11:42
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, there's no way you're not a franchise player, number one.
11:45
SPEAKER_05: Number two, even if you were, I don't know if they'd let you have this weekend offer your sister's friend's wedding.
11:50
SPEAKER_05: So I'm going with you're not a Detroit tiger.
11:53
SPEAKER_05: All right.
11:53
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
11:54
SPEAKER_05: But then one time I was in Vegas and a guy was telling my friend that he was a beach a baseball umpire.
12:00
SPEAKER_05: And so I that's harder.
12:02
SPEAKER_05: That's a harder one to fact check, but I knew a couple names of umpires at the time.
12:07
SPEAKER_05: And so I was like, Oh, do you know uh Randy's brother?
12:11
SPEAKER_05: And he's like, Oh, you mean John?
12:12
SPEAKER_05: Or like, whatever the person's.
12:14
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, all right, he he he knew it right away.
12:16
SPEAKER_05: So I'm like, I'm going with he probably was I'm usually baseball umpire, right?
12:20
SPEAKER_05: Right now there's a guy in the news that's been telling everybody he plays for the San Francisco 49ers.
12:27
SPEAKER_05: Have you heard of this?
12:27
SPEAKER_00: Yes, I have.
12:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I've seen it a couple times.
12:32
SPEAKER_00: I don't have a lot of details on it, but I've seen it.
12:34
SPEAKER_05: Mr.
12:34
SPEAKER_05: Dejon Dajon Love.
12:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, is that how you pronounce it?
12:37
SPEAKER_05: I think so.
12:38
SPEAKER_00: I think so.
12:39
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
12:40
SPEAKER_05: Um but apparently the Googling is what got uh his uh like romantic interests or investment interests in trouble because they would Google him and it would come up as if he did play for the 49ers.
12:55
SPEAKER_05: And the reason being is because he created his own website.
12:59
SPEAKER_05: Yes, and so because he had his own website, Google pulls from other things.
13:05
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
13:06
SPEAKER_02: That's smart, yeah.
13:08
SPEAKER_05: So but I would have looked at the 49ers depth chart, right?
13:12
SPEAKER_05: I mean, right away.
13:13
SPEAKER_05: I'd been like, wait a second, let me see like what's going on.
13:16
SPEAKER_05: He apparently had answers for that too.
13:17
SPEAKER_05: He'd be like, Well, you don't understand how the NFL works, you see.
13:20
SPEAKER_05: Like, I'm uh on double secret appropriation, and uh no, he'd always have like some kind of excuse, you know, like oh he he was uh you know on the injured reserves or whatever.
13:31
SPEAKER_05: So and that was another thing that's funny.
13:33
SPEAKER_05: I would go out to bars and someone would be like, Oh, that guy plays for the I think he plays for the Lakers or the Clippers, and I'm like, Okay, well the Lakers and Clippers are playing on TV right above you right now, like and he's here.
13:44
SPEAKER_02: So I don't think that's that was pre-recorded, that was last week's game, right?
13:48
SPEAKER_05: And they'd be like, Oh, he's he's on the injured list.
13:50
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, I'm pretty sure even if you're injured, you still have to go to the games.
13:54
SPEAKER_05: Like, even like what?
13:56
SPEAKER_05: Like, you don't get a night off, right?
13:58
SPEAKER_05: So anyway, so yeah, so Dejaon Love, he's this guy uh that's posing as a 49er, and he's put clips of himself like running at the beach with the helmet on.
14:10
SPEAKER_00: He's uh running which no football player does, by the way.
14:14
SPEAKER_05: No helmet.
14:15
SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm saying, right?
14:16
SPEAKER_00: Not with the not with the fucking helmet on, right?
14:19
SPEAKER_05: Right, right, right.
14:19
SPEAKER_05: Um apparently, I guess you're not even supposed as the football player, you're not gonna even leave the facility with your helmet, apparently.
14:26
SPEAKER_05: I didn't know that.
14:27
SPEAKER_05: I don't know that either.
14:28
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I mean that kind of makes sense.
14:29
SPEAKER_00: I mean, those those helmets are very expensive, they're you know, but I don't feel like there's a football player that couldn't afford a helmet though.
14:37
SPEAKER_05: Like well, no, no, I know like yeah, you're right, but I think like why?
14:41
SPEAKER_00: Like, yeah, exactly.
14:43
SPEAKER_00: You you don't need it.
14:44
SPEAKER_05: I've always felt like um like when you like like let's say like a Tom Brady, do you think you'd ever see Tom Brady out like reping Patriots or Buccaneers jerseys or anything like that when he's out like outside of the field?
14:58
SPEAKER_02: Well, once you crush for 12 years, everyone knows Tom Brady, right?
15:02
SPEAKER_05: Well, I'm just using that as an example.
15:03
SPEAKER_05: Like any any any pro athlete, I think they might rep their college, yeah, but they're not, I don't think they're gonna rep their pro team.
15:10
SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, and to the respect of everybody knowing Tom Brady, he probably doesn't want no attention.
15:14
SPEAKER_00: So, like, why the fuck would he wear you know the 12 or you know what I mean?
15:19
SPEAKER_00: Any even a fucking Patriots hat.
15:21
SPEAKER_00: Like I think he likes it.
15:23
SPEAKER_00: You think so?
15:24
SPEAKER_00: I think he likes it.
15:25
SPEAKER_02: I think he wears all six of his rings.
15:28
SPEAKER_00: You know, if I had six championship rings, I would wear out those two every single day.
15:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
15:33
SPEAKER_00: I hate the guy, but fuck you.
15:35
SPEAKER_00: I respect him.
15:36
SPEAKER_02: Fuck you.
15:37
SPEAKER_05: Do you think you'd recognize him on like outside of the football field?
15:41
SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
15:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
15:42
SPEAKER_02: In Huntington Beach, I don't know.
15:45
SPEAKER_02: In Huntington Beach, 7-Eleven right now.
15:48
SPEAKER_05: I mean, he's a big guy though.
15:52
unknown: Yeah.
15:52
SPEAKER_05: And there's not a lot of I think it's like 6'4 or something.
15:57
SPEAKER_05: 6'4's pretty uh, you know, an you know, outside anomaly.
16:01
SPEAKER_05: I think like 6'2 is a big thing.
16:02
SPEAKER_00: It's relatively like at the average, yeah.
16:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I can see that.
16:06
SPEAKER_05: I one time saw uh A Rod at Anaheim Stadium, and he walked, it was when it was the World Series uh game seven, and we were waiting in line to get into the stadium, and he walked in front of a group of people that were all sports fans, and no one recognized him.
16:21
SPEAKER_00: He's like 6'4, too, right?
16:23
SPEAKER_05: 6'4 also.
16:31
SPEAKER_02: Only the lawyer will find that funny.
16:36
SPEAKER_04: You can't use your words, right?
16:38
SPEAKER_04: Stupid ass.
16:42
SPEAKER_05: Um, yeah, he's very tall.
16:44
SPEAKER_05: He's a tall guy.
16:44
SPEAKER_05: And he was wearing a suit, which is also weird, like for a foot for a baseball game.
16:47
SPEAKER_05: You don't see a lot of people wearing suits, you know.
16:49
SPEAKER_05: And uh my cousin and I were going to the game together, and I go to him, I'm like, hey, uh, I think that's A-Rod.
16:54
SPEAKER_05: He's like, what?
16:55
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, don't, like, yeah, I'm pretty sure.
16:57
SPEAKER_05: So he like backpedals and he's like, yeah, it's A-Rod.
17:00
SPEAKER_05: And as soon as he said that, everybody in line just like rushed him, you know, so funny.
17:04
SPEAKER_00: Sweet, scoot up in the air.
17:05
SPEAKER_00: I know.
17:05
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, right, right, right, right.
17:07
SPEAKER_05: Um, so yeah, so Dejaan Love, he is a 35-year-old, and he is accused of spending more than four years convincing women he met through the internet that he was a wealthy football player.
17:21
SPEAKER_00: What's the end game there though?
17:23
SPEAKER_02: Like City Boys Up.
17:25
SPEAKER_05: What'd you say?
17:26
SPEAKER_02: City Boys Up.
17:27
SPEAKER_02: It's a it's a my kind of thing.
17:29
SPEAKER_02: Uh it's a my generation thing.
17:30
SPEAKER_05: Oh what does it mean?
17:31
SPEAKER_02: It's like a you get it, girl.
17:32
SPEAKER_02: It's like, oh, what's up, homie?
17:34
SPEAKER_02: You know, shit.
17:34
SPEAKER_05: Well, it's funny because he played for the Niners and he was a gold digger.
17:42
SPEAKER_02: Full circle moment right there.
17:43
SPEAKER_02: It is.
17:44
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, no, so so he was basically locking into like these girls that thought, you know, oh, uh, this uh NFL player is interested in me, and you know, I might have a life with him.
17:56
SPEAKER_05: And so with the scam, my understanding when part of his scam was is that he um would, you know, have like, oh, look at all the keys to the cars that I have.
18:06
SPEAKER_05: I have a Lamborghini, I have a Hellcat, I have this, you know.
18:10
SPEAKER_00: Probably just literally had the keys.
18:11
SPEAKER_00: Oh, a thousand percent.
18:13
SPEAKER_00: Right, right, right, right.
18:14
SPEAKER_05: Um and then he would uh say that he was like investing money, and he would uh basically start asking them for money to like, oh, I need this money, blah, blah, blah.
18:28
SPEAKER_05: And then they would give it to him.
18:30
SPEAKER_00: That's insane.
18:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's like giving a rich person money is crazy.
18:35
SPEAKER_00: Rich, you know.
18:36
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, rich with stories, right?
18:37
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
18:38
SPEAKER_00: But like according to him, he's a fucking Niners player, so he he's making at the very least six figures.
18:46
SPEAKER_05: But what's weird is that he started his lie as if he was this like wealthy guy that was born in Switzerland, and that he was very he comes from a wealthy family, they own Gucci stores.
18:57
SPEAKER_05: One of the things I think he says is that he owns his family owns a Gucci store on Saks Fifth Avenue in New York instead of on Fifth Avenue in New York.
19:06
SPEAKER_00: Like that checks out, yeah.
19:08
SPEAKER_05: Uh I think it was Gucci, might have been Balenciaga, one of the two.
19:11
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
19:11
SPEAKER_05: But um, and so he's like, Oh, we have this big portfolio and then like a substore, like a Starbucks inside of Target.
19:18
SPEAKER_00: Right.
19:20
SPEAKER_05: And uh it's called Moochie.
19:25
SPEAKER_00: Did you just come up with it?
19:26
SPEAKER_00: I did, yeah.
19:31
SPEAKER_05: So uh, but his his thought process is like, oh yeah, I have all these wealthy stores, or whatever.
19:36
SPEAKER_05: And he and he says, Oh, um, I became friends with these other NFL players, and they were like, Oh, he's got good size and he can run.
19:44
SPEAKER_05: Like, I bet he can ball.
19:46
SPEAKER_05: And so, like, that's why I didn't play in college.
19:49
SPEAKER_05: Like, he just was able to do a walk-on.
19:51
SPEAKER_05: He made it sound like a walk-on for uh a pro team.
19:56
SPEAKER_02: Dallas Cowboys, I'm a new running back.
19:58
SPEAKER_02: Wherever the fuck you guys need me, you guys need me right now.
20:01
SPEAKER_02: Um, you guys are sucking dick right now.
20:02
SPEAKER_02: Um, I'm a cowboys fan.
20:05
SPEAKER_02: I'm a Cowboys fan too, unfortunately.
20:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, put me in the backfield coach.
20:10
SPEAKER_05: Side tangent.
20:11
SPEAKER_05: I don't have the name, but there's a guy doing it that's claims he was on the Cowboys, too.
20:16
SPEAKER_00: What?
20:16
SPEAKER_05: Yes, yes.
20:18
SPEAKER_05: This is not this is not a one-off.
20:20
SPEAKER_05: This has happened before.
20:21
SPEAKER_00: I feel like you can get away with that.
20:23
SPEAKER_00: Honestly, yeah.
20:25
SPEAKER_00: They've had some like, oh, you guys suck, bro.
20:27
SPEAKER_00: What the hell?
20:28
SPEAKER_05: Have you ever known anyone who's faked being an athlete?
20:32
SPEAKER_00: No, no, I can't say I have.
20:34
SPEAKER_05: So I have.
20:35
SPEAKER_00: Uh-oh.
20:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:36
SPEAKER_00: Are we about to get the T?
20:37
SPEAKER_05: It it's pretty interesting.
20:39
SPEAKER_05: So when I was a freshman in college, there was this guy, he's so nice, and I'm not gonna say his name, but he was such a nice guy.
20:44
SPEAKER_00: Don't be a pussy.
20:45
SPEAKER_05: I'm not gonna say it.
20:46
SPEAKER_02: What if he's an actual like professional player, you know?
20:49
SPEAKER_02: No.
20:51
SPEAKER_02: No, he's not.
20:52
SPEAKER_05: No, but like, okay, he had an athletic build, so nice, and um, you know, I'd be like walking past his door dorm and I'd see him with a bat, and he's like taking cuts in in his like lobby of his dorm room.
21:05
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, Wow, the site, like, and I was like, Why are you you know, why are you with the team?
21:10
SPEAKER_05: He's like, Oh, because um, I'm a red shirt, and I'm stupid because I'm like, okay, like that kind of tracks, you know, and this is first semester.
21:18
SPEAKER_05: So I guess.
21:18
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, sure.
21:19
SPEAKER_05: I mean, well, I'm naive.
21:20
SPEAKER_05: I'm like thinking, like, why would anybody lie about that?
21:22
SPEAKER_05: You know what I mean?
21:24
SPEAKER_02: That's good.
21:25
SPEAKER_02: I'm the backup of the backup.
21:26
SPEAKER_02: I train the yeah, I'm I'm on the field, but I I help them train.
21:30
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and so um this is first semester, and the second semester I make friends with some of the guys on the baseball team, and like, oh yeah, I'm friends with the guy on the baseball team.
21:36
SPEAKER_05: They're like, oh, ooh, and I say the name, they're like, that guy's not on the team.
21:40
SPEAKER_05: I'm like, oh yeah, no, I know he's not on the team, he's he's he's a red shirt.
21:43
SPEAKER_05: And they're like, no, red shirts still play with the team.
21:46
SPEAKER_05: And I'm just like, why would you ever do like why the hell is a red shirt?
21:50
SPEAKER_05: Like basically, you are on the team, but you get to sit out a year before you're eligible to play.
21:57
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's it's a big thing in um like for.
22:00
SPEAKER_05: Football more so than anything else.
22:02
SPEAKER_05: Uh there's medical red shirts.
22:03
SPEAKER_05: So, like, let's say you get injured, that way you have you don't ruin your eligibility.
22:08
SPEAKER_05: You get four years of eligibility.
22:09
SPEAKER_05: This is back when I I don't know, eligibility is so different now.
22:12
SPEAKER_05: I think with NILs and everything.
22:13
SPEAKER_05: So I'm speaking old school.
22:15
SPEAKER_05: You get four years for eligibility, and then um you get a red shirt.
22:19
SPEAKER_05: Maybe if you let's say you were like a really good pitcher, but they didn't need pitchers, but they they want you for the future.
22:27
SPEAKER_05: And let's say that's like the school that like you want you've always wanted to go to Notre Dame, and Notre Dame wants you on your team, but you're not gonna play this year.
22:33
SPEAKER_05: So instead of having you burn a year of your eligibility, you'll red shirt, and then the next year you'll be a redshirt freshman.
22:40
SPEAKER_05: That's how I believe it works.
22:41
SPEAKER_05: I didn't play sports, so or college sports, whatever.
22:44
SPEAKER_05: So, but that's my understanding.
22:45
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's more so for like the big programs, right?
22:48
SPEAKER_05: So, um, but yeah, so my friends were on the baseball team were like, uh no, this is not.
22:52
SPEAKER_05: And then I thought like, ick, like that was the ick.
22:54
SPEAKER_05: Because then I'm thinking, like, why couldn't you just say I'm gonna try to walk on?
22:57
SPEAKER_05: That's a little bit better, right?
22:58
SPEAKER_05: Like, I want to walk on to the team versus like I'm on the team and I'm a red shirt.
23:04
SPEAKER_05: That's just icky.
23:05
SPEAKER_02: I just feel like I felt like he was too cocky.
23:07
SPEAKER_02: He was like, Oh hell yeah, I used to fucking hit home runs and fucking pitch an 80 in high school.
23:11
SPEAKER_02: I'm definitely gonna go with that red shirt, and then you just got cut.
23:13
SPEAKER_00: Well, in his defense, bro, I want to walk on, does it has never gotten anyone any pussy?
23:19
SPEAKER_00: That's true.
23:19
SPEAKER_00: Never, not one time.
23:20
SPEAKER_00: That's okay.
23:21
SPEAKER_00: Not even some head dog.
23:23
SPEAKER_00: Like this is it's not much of a brag.
23:28
SPEAKER_05: So apparently, Mr.
23:30
SPEAKER_05: Love has 26 victims, allegedly, uh, apparently 1.3 million dollars.
23:36
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
23:37
SPEAKER_05: This happened through February from February 2022 through August 2026.
23:43
SPEAKER_05: Uh there's about uh this happened over four different states, and there's two defendants.
23:49
SPEAKER_05: He did this with someone else.
23:50
SPEAKER_05: Who did he do it with?
23:52
SPEAKER_05: Well, he did it with an 18-year-old named Taylor Jamie Chan.
23:55
SPEAKER_00: Is that a girl?
23:56
SPEAKER_05: Nope, it's a boy.
23:57
SPEAKER_00: I would I that would have been a good one.
23:58
SPEAKER_02: Oh, he's he's probably the one that made the website.
24:05
SPEAKER_02: Like, goddamn, Chan, just make a fucking website.
24:10
SPEAKER_05: I feel like that might have been that's okay, right?
24:13
SPEAKER_05: Like that passes.
24:15
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
24:15
SPEAKER_02: I can't say.
24:16
SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah, none of us can.
24:18
SPEAKER_02: We're sending it.
24:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, fuck it.
24:21
SPEAKER_05: So this guy was his uh financial advisor.
24:23
SPEAKER_05: So this guy was actually surprised, surprise.
24:26
SPEAKER_05: But he was in on the con.
24:27
SPEAKER_05: So he was basically being like, Yeah, I vouch for this guy.
24:31
SPEAKER_05: But like, what girls, like, this kid is 18 years old.
24:35
SPEAKER_05: Like, would you trust an 18-year-old with your finances?
24:37
SPEAKER_02: Fuck no.
24:38
SPEAKER_02: Fuck, I don't even trust my own myself with finances.
24:40
SPEAKER_02: I'm 23.
24:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I have a hard enough time with my own finances.
24:45
SPEAKER_00: I'm not I can't imagine giving my daughter like all my account information because she should be 18 in a few months.
24:52
SPEAKER_00: I can't imagine giving her like all of my account information and telling her to keep my money straight.
24:57
SPEAKER_00: Fuck no.
24:59
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, so apparently he would put his fake NFL information online.
25:04
SPEAKER_05: Search engines would ingest it, like you said, looking for Google.
25:08
SPEAKER_05: Uh, and then when a person would pop populate like his name, it would show that he was on the 49ers at some point in time.
25:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, and then he also put himself in videos doing training videos, so then they would see him doing like with by himself in his backyard, on the beach, on the beach, yeah, yeah.
25:26
SPEAKER_02: This is a how I met your mother be type story.
25:28
SPEAKER_02: Like, I've I feel like I've seen it, I feel like Barney did the same shit.
25:32
SPEAKER_02: All right, cool.
25:33
SPEAKER_02: Only bar like uh How I Met Your Mother, Barney.
25:35
SPEAKER_05: Oh, I you know, I barely watched that show.
25:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, so he it was clever though.
25:39
SPEAKER_02: He did have this one thing where you just uh he made a site about it, it was pretty elaborate for like 06.
25:46
SPEAKER_02: Um, and so he was like uh oh, like you have big titties and they weigh you down and your back hurts.
25:52
SPEAKER_02: Well come for come to my doctor's office and come, I'll give you a free consultation and end up hooking up with them, and then the next commercial be like, Have you been harassed by this creepy ass dude?
26:03
SPEAKER_02: It's just giving a mustache.
26:04
SPEAKER_02: It's like come on by and I will and then you just yeah.
26:09
SPEAKER_05: Wait, this is for for Dejahn Love, or this is you?
26:13
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no.
26:13
SPEAKER_02: This is how I met your mother.
26:14
SPEAKER_05: Oh yes, they actually have some.
26:16
SPEAKER_05: I there's actually someone that's pretending to be a lawyer being like, Have you been calmed by Dejaan Love?
26:21
SPEAKER_05: Call me.
26:21
SPEAKER_05: And then and then there's another girl that's a realtor that's like, I'm so excited.
26:25
SPEAKER_05: She's like, I'm gonna show this apartment to my first NFL player.
26:29
SPEAKER_05: Like, I'm so like nervous.
26:30
SPEAKER_05: Okay, let's open the door.
26:31
SPEAKER_05: And then it's like a guy pretending to be Dejaan Love.
26:34
SPEAKER_05: There's so many uh versions of like Riffic.
26:37
SPEAKER_05: So that's why I'm like, it sounded so familiar.
26:38
SPEAKER_05: So yeah, that's from from the actual show.
26:42
SPEAKER_02: Early 2000s.
26:43
SPEAKER_05: I like it.
26:44
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
26:44
SPEAKER_02: Life indites art, you know.
26:47
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
26:47
SPEAKER_05: So yeah, so basically, what he was doing is he's meeting these girls online, he's establishing that he's this football player, uh, he's establishing that he has a wealthy family, that he knows how to invest, that he's got this financial investor.
26:59
SPEAKER_05: He would always be like, I've got a personal chef, I've got a security guard, he's got all these like backstories, you know.
27:05
SPEAKER_05: And but he needs to borrow money from No, so uh he would he would ask for money so that he could um help them and to invest because he'd be like, Oh, you're you know, we don't want you being a stripper for the rest of your life, or like we don't want you having to have a hard time the rest of your life.
27:17
SPEAKER_05: Like, let's get your money right.
27:18
SPEAKER_05: But then he would ask people, like, what um, like how much money do you have saved?
27:23
SPEAKER_05: How much what's your credit score?
27:25
SPEAKER_05: Like, all this stuff.
27:26
SPEAKER_05: And I'm like, I can't imagine meeting somebody online and being like, okay, this is how much my credit score is.
27:31
SPEAKER_00: This is how much my address and social security number and my birthday.
27:35
SPEAKER_00: Right.
27:36
SPEAKER_05: They would fabricate bank profits, uh, bank accounts, bank balances, whatnot to show that everything was legit.
27:43
SPEAKER_05: Uh, he would have the women invest or like tr transfer the money to him so he could invest it.
27:48
SPEAKER_05: And then um basically that would be it.
27:51
SPEAKER_05: He would take their money.
27:53
SPEAKER_05: Yep.
27:55
SPEAKER_02: Hell yeah.
27:57
SPEAKER_05: Did you say hell yeah?
27:58
SPEAKER_02: Hell yeah.
27:59
SPEAKER_05: Why are you saying hell yeah?
28:00
SPEAKER_02: Just hell yeah.
28:02
SPEAKER_05: I need you to go deeper.
28:04
SPEAKER_02: Deeper?
28:05
SPEAKER_02: Um hell yeah.
28:06
SPEAKER_02: That's what she said.
28:08
SPEAKER_00: Oh not to me, though.
28:14
SPEAKER_00: Sure, sure, sure.
28:15
SPEAKER_04: She said, get out of me.
28:18
SPEAKER_00: That's fucked up.
28:22
SPEAKER_02: Nah, just like it's cool.
28:25
SPEAKER_02: You know, it's cool, it's cool to scam.
28:27
SPEAKER_02: Up until you get caught, it's cool.
28:29
SPEAKER_05: Well, so then the girls would be asking, well, like, where's my money?
28:32
SPEAKER_05: I want my money back, and then he would just not respond.
28:36
SPEAKER_00: Where are the people that fall for this dumb shit?
28:39
SPEAKER_05: Online.
28:40
SPEAKER_00: In the in the age of information in 2026, if you fall for a scam like that, you deserved it.
28:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I will go on record and say you deserved it.
28:48
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
28:48
SPEAKER_05: So this um the victims were in California, Oregon, Washington, and Idaho.
28:54
SPEAKER_05: Uh, he would move around a lot, so he was avoiding arrest.
28:57
SPEAKER_05: Um, yeah.
29:00
SPEAKER_00: And you said$1.3 million.
29:03
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's what it says.
29:04
SPEAKER_05: That's what the dude.
29:07
SPEAKER_00: It's like an average of fucking$60,000 a person.
29:10
SPEAKER_00: Sorry, what?
29:11
SPEAKER_00: It's like an average of$60,000 a person, right?
29:14
SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
29:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, maybe.
29:15
SPEAKER_00: Roundabout.
29:16
SPEAKER_02: He didn't want it hard enough.
29:18
SPEAKER_02: $1.3 million over four years, you didn't want it too bad.
29:21
SPEAKER_02: You didn't want it enough.
29:22
SPEAKER_02: That's a that's it's a nice circuit.
29:25
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but you could have got half a million at every year, you know.
29:29
SPEAKER_02: I think it's just my messing and it's like, oh, we could have done better.
29:34
SPEAKER_02: No, it's just your generation.
29:35
SPEAKER_02: If we're gonna do bad shit, let's be the best at bad shit, you know.
29:39
SPEAKER_02: That's just your generation.
29:41
SPEAKER_02: Nothing's ever enough.
29:44
SPEAKER_05: I I was more so like, what kind of contract was he alleging he had with the 49ers?
29:49
SPEAKER_05: Because you can't say, like, I think you know, you'd have to be very cautious with what you're saying.
29:53
SPEAKER_05: Because you, if you say$30 million a year, that's their best wide receiver.
29:56
SPEAKER_05: Because he was saying he was a wide receiver.
29:58
SPEAKER_05: That's their best wide wide receiver.
30:00
SPEAKER_05: I looked it up, his salary is$30 million a year.
30:02
SPEAKER_05: Uh, the average is probably about like five to six million dollars a year, right?
30:06
SPEAKER_05: So I mean like so.
30:07
SPEAKER_05: If his contract is five to six million, let's his imaginary contract, five to six million dollars a year, and he's got a total of thirty million dollars, like after taxes, he's not affording this twenty million dollar Malibu mansion he says he has, and this$15 million Beverly Hills mansion he says he has.
30:21
SPEAKER_05: Like, where's the money coming from?
30:22
SPEAKER_05: I'm starting to ask, like, I need tax returns here, you know?
30:25
SPEAKER_05: Like, because 30 million of your imaginary contract is being taken away from the government, whether you like it or not.
30:32
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
30:34
SPEAKER_05: That was just my weird imaginary contract.
30:36
SPEAKER_05: That's that lawyer in it.
30:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I imagine that's exactly what it is.
30:39
SPEAKER_05: So uh this is a federal case.
30:42
SPEAKER_05: Uh the United States District Court uh because it's multiple states, huh?
30:45
SPEAKER_05: That's N wire fraud, yep.
30:47
SPEAKER_05: Uh United States District Court for the District of Oregon is the uh moving party, is my understanding.
30:53
SPEAKER_05: Uh the investigation is being conducted by the FBI, and the prosecution is be handled being handled out of Oregon.
31:00
SPEAKER_05: And yeah, so that's that's what's going on.
31:03
SPEAKER_05: So both guys are being charged, by the way.
31:05
SPEAKER_05: Both he and his quote financial advisor.
31:08
SPEAKER_00: Are they both getting the same charges?
31:11
SPEAKER_05: No, I think some different things.
31:12
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I think um so it says love and chan were charged by criminal complaints.
31:18
SPEAKER_05: Uh it's not a conviction, so it's all alleged right now.
31:21
SPEAKER_05: Uh the federal offenses are conspiracy to commit wire fraud and wire fraud.
31:29
SPEAKER_05: So uh the potential sentences that they could get, the statutory maximum for wire fraud is generally 20 years.
31:37
SPEAKER_00: God damn.
31:38
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
31:38
SPEAKER_05: So he will be facing up to 20 years if he is convicted.
31:43
SPEAKER_00: Government don't play about money, dog.
31:46
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, exactly.
31:48
SPEAKER_00: Have you guys seen his mugshot?
31:49
SPEAKER_05: He's got a six head.
31:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I haven't actually seen his mugshot.
31:53
SPEAKER_05: Do you know what a six head is?
31:55
SPEAKER_05: Don't you?
31:55
SPEAKER_05: You do?
31:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I grew up in that era.
31:58
SPEAKER_02: Not because like in all the videos, he's always wearing a bandana.
32:01
SPEAKER_02: He's always wearing like this thick ass San Francisco, like again, big toe.
32:04
SPEAKER_02: I'm not wearing my own fucking branding.
32:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm not wearing that shit anymore.
32:08
SPEAKER_05: I mean, after seeing his forehead, I understand.
32:10
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I understand why he was wearing a helmet.
32:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that too.
32:14
SPEAKER_05: And why all of his uh videos are from like the ground up instead of top down.
32:22
SPEAKER_05: So yeah, and I believe that he uh yeah, so love is detained.
32:28
SPEAKER_05: Chan has been released subject to conditions, so yeah, because uh love is considered a flight risk.
32:34
SPEAKER_00: So that makes sense, that makes sense.
32:37
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
32:38
SPEAKER_05: So can you see his picture, Antonio?
32:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm I'm looking at something.
32:43
SPEAKER_00: Oh it's one of those videos you were talking about.
32:48
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:49
SPEAKER_00: But it's like it's clearly him in his bathroom.
32:52
SPEAKER_05: So they also show like a side by side of what like a professional wide receiver would look like on the beach running a route versus this guy running a route night and day.
33:01
SPEAKER_05: Night and day.
33:02
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I mean, he's a skinny little freak.
33:04
SPEAKER_05: Like he there's no way, you know.
33:06
SPEAKER_05: I mean, even me who doesn't really watch football, the one where he's doing like a ladder drill.
33:12
SPEAKER_00: Um yeah, it's lazy.
33:14
SPEAKER_00: It it's like somebody posted a picture of his mug shot, but then they photoshopped the bottom of it, so he's still got his help.
33:23
SPEAKER_00: That's funny.
33:26
SPEAKER_05: That's so funny.
33:27
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
33:28
SPEAKER_00: God, that's good.
33:29
SPEAKER_05: But it's interesting because if if it was basketball, you you wouldn't have a helmet, you know what I mean?
33:34
SPEAKER_05: If it was baseball, would you like you probably wouldn't carry a helmet?
33:36
SPEAKER_01: Like, I think this is his thought process.
33:38
SPEAKER_01: It's like, whoa, fuck.
33:39
SPEAKER_01: Like, if it's golf, I can't be tiger woods.
33:42
SPEAKER_01: It's probably well there you go with this Callaway backway back.
33:46
SPEAKER_05: I might own Caddy that he got from a thrift store.
33:49
SPEAKER_02: He was ping-pong, not sexy enough.
33:52
SPEAKER_00: It's not Callaway, it's Calloway.
33:55
SPEAKER_00: Did you see it?
33:56
SPEAKER_05: They got in the city.
33:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, absolutely.
33:57
SPEAKER_00: They they completely asked for that.
33:59
SPEAKER_00: That that was fucking insane.
34:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
34:01
SPEAKER_00: What a what a that was a choice.
34:03
SPEAKER_00: That was that was a decision.
34:04
SPEAKER_00: A bad choice.
34:05
SPEAKER_00: So what happened with Callaway?
34:07
SPEAKER_05: So they there's these guys uh that have this brand called Good Good, I guess, and they the they were making like a marketing clip for this Callaway driver, and this woman was walking up to the bag of golf clubs, and she went to grab the Callaway driver out of the bag, and this one of the guys from Good Good or whatever saw it was like no and started running and tackled her so she couldn't get the driver out of the bag, and basically it's like condoning violence against women.
34:42
SPEAKER_02: I I see that it's like the Gillette thing that happened a couple years ago.
34:47
SPEAKER_05: What was that?
34:47
SPEAKER_02: It was like uh it's like uh there's just one scene, like there's this dude, like he sees a girl like walk out, he's like walking out, sees a girl, he's like, ah, and some dude was like, nah, bro.
34:57
SPEAKER_02: And it's like it was like supporting like feminism and stuff like that, or like, oh, like the the main thing that I caught of it was um that like guys need to stop being creepy, like that boys will always be boys, kind of thing, is not like true.
35:10
SPEAKER_02: And I agree with that somewhat.
35:13
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
35:14
SPEAKER_00: I feel like society has gotten to a point where approaching a woman at all is creepy.
35:19
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's um I don't know.
35:21
SPEAKER_05: I don't envy you guys these days.
35:24
SPEAKER_00: We don't have to go there though.
35:25
SPEAKER_05: That's a well, yeah.
35:27
SPEAKER_00: No, I know it's we don't have to go there.
35:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's a whole thing.
35:31
SPEAKER_05: No one gets hurt.
35:33
SPEAKER_02: No one gets hurt, yeah.
35:34
SPEAKER_02: No one got hurt, yeah.
35:35
SPEAKER_05: So anyways, maybe Dejaon's forehead got hurt, five head got hurt, but other than that.
35:41
SPEAKER_02: I know they're roasting him in prison.
35:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, uh huh.
35:44
SPEAKER_02: I just know they're roasting me in prison.
35:46
SPEAKER_02: Like, hey, what's up, Blackberry?
35:48
SPEAKER_02: I just know they're cooking his ass.
35:53
SPEAKER_00: He's getting cooked in jail, bro.
35:56
SPEAKER_04: Dude, we have dreams about tomorrow, bro.
35:58
SPEAKER_04: Like, you like.
36:00
SPEAKER_05: But do you think that like Lane Kiffin is like, you know what?
36:04
SPEAKER_05: He wasn't actually a pro, so I can bring him onto my roster as well.
36:08
SPEAKER_02: Nah, not after those fucking beat videos.
36:11
SPEAKER_05: So Lane Kiffin's bringing pro football players back to LSU to play.
36:15
SPEAKER_00: Jerry will sign him when it gets out.
36:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
36:20
SPEAKER_05: Feels like more like a Raiders guide, to be honest with you.
36:27
SPEAKER_00: God, that's fucking fun.
36:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
36:29
SPEAKER_05: Anyway, so what do you got for us this week, Tony?
36:32
SPEAKER_00: I have more prison survival questions.
36:35
SPEAKER_00: Are you guys ready?
36:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
36:36
SPEAKER_05: Is this your question of the day?
36:38
SPEAKER_00: Uh I so here's what's gonna happen.
36:41
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna read five questions.
36:44
SPEAKER_00: It's either gonna be a scenario or it's gonna be prison vocabulary.
36:50
SPEAKER_00: And then you'll answer.
36:53
SPEAKER_00: And if you're right, you get a point.
36:56
SPEAKER_00: If you're wrong, you get nothing.
36:59
SPEAKER_00: At the end, I will give you a prison survival rating.
37:03
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
37:04
SPEAKER_00: And we'll see.
37:05
SPEAKER_00: There's there's three tiers.
37:08
SPEAKER_00: You're getting shanked.
37:10
SPEAKER_00: Obviously, it's the bottom tier.
37:12
SPEAKER_00: Uh, you're gonna have a hard time.
37:14
SPEAKER_00: It's the middle tier, and then you'll be alright.
37:17
SPEAKER_00: It's gonna be the top tier.
37:19
SPEAKER_05: Alright.
37:20
SPEAKER_00: All right.
37:21
SPEAKER_05: Uh we have to like buzz in, or are you just gonna give them to us individually?
37:25
SPEAKER_00: I'll give it to you individually, and then I'll tell you the correct answer after you both answer.
37:28
SPEAKER_00: Perfect, perfect.
37:29
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
37:30
SPEAKER_00: Uh I'll let you pick.
37:31
SPEAKER_00: Do you want to start with a scenario or do you want to start with vocabulary?
37:35
SPEAKER_00: Let's do scenario.
37:36
SPEAKER_00: A scenario?
37:38
SPEAKER_00: All right, let's see.
37:40
SPEAKER_00: You're getting a tattoo in the bathroom.
37:43
SPEAKER_00: Hell yeah.
37:44
SPEAKER_00: Someone outside of the bathroom hollers, Omaha.
37:48
SPEAKER_00: What's happening?
37:50
SPEAKER_05: I got an answer.
37:52
SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
37:53
SPEAKER_05: Hold on, hold on.
37:54
SPEAKER_05: Peyton Manning is about to throw an interception.
37:56
SPEAKER_00: You're getting shanked.
37:58
SPEAKER_05: No, because you know that's what he does.
38:00
SPEAKER_05: He goes, Omaha! Yeah.
38:02
SPEAKER_05: Anyway, sorry, go on.
38:03
SPEAKER_00: I'll give you a hint.
38:04
SPEAKER_00: That's related.
38:05
SPEAKER_00: Look, that was gonna be my bit.
38:09
SPEAKER_02: Sorry, man.
38:10
SPEAKER_02: God damn it.
38:12
SPEAKER_05: I should get extra points for that then, because I just stole from him in prison.
38:15
SPEAKER_00: I'll give you a quarter of a point.
38:16
SPEAKER_00: A quarter of a point.
38:17
SPEAKER_00: Because it's it's related by proxy.
38:21
SPEAKER_02: Nah, I hear someone yell when I'm getting anything done in jail.
38:24
SPEAKER_02: I'm fucking booking it.
38:25
SPEAKER_02: I'm running.
38:26
SPEAKER_02: I'm yeah.
38:27
SPEAKER_02: Leaving.
38:28
SPEAKER_02: I'm getting the fuck out of there.
38:30
SPEAKER_05: If I hear Omaha, I feel like that means that the guards are coming.
38:34
SPEAKER_05: So we like wrap it up.
38:36
SPEAKER_05: Let's go.
38:37
SPEAKER_00: Call an audible.
38:39
SPEAKER_00: I'll give you a half a point.
38:40
SPEAKER_00: You get a whole point for that.
38:42
SPEAKER_00: Nice.
38:42
SPEAKER_00: Good.
38:42
SPEAKER_02: Just letting you know most of my situation is gonna be me getting the fuck out of there.
38:46
SPEAKER_02: And mostly that's gonna be a good answer.
38:52
SPEAKER_00: Okay, you ready for the next one?
38:53
SPEAKER_00: Alright, go for it.
38:54
SPEAKER_00: If someone says they're gonna go hop in the box, what do they mean?
38:59
SPEAKER_02: Oh, they got fucking what's that?
39:02
SPEAKER_02: Uh isolation, fucking some shit.
39:04
SPEAKER_02: I I saw the longest yard.
39:06
SPEAKER_02: I remember the box.
39:06
SPEAKER_02: They just fucking isolation, whatever the fucking solitary confinement.
39:10
SPEAKER_00: No, all right.
39:10
SPEAKER_00: I I forgot to throw out a little disclaimer.
39:13
SPEAKER_00: These are all terms that were used where I was incarcerated.
39:18
SPEAKER_00: These aren't necessarily universal terms that transcend jails or prisons or whatever.
39:23
SPEAKER_00: Uh, but these are terms that that we used.
39:26
SPEAKER_05: I love that there's a disclaimer for prison talk.
39:31
SPEAKER_05: Allegedly.
39:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, if you don't like it, come fight me in the comments, pussy.
39:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
39:37
SPEAKER_00: All right.
39:38
SPEAKER_00: If someone's gonna go hop in the box, you said segregation.
39:42
SPEAKER_00: Solitary confinement.
39:43
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
39:44
SPEAKER_05: I think it's self-imposed solitary confinement that they're gonna go and take a nap.
39:49
SPEAKER_00: Uh so to go hop in the box is to get in the shower.
39:52
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
39:54
SPEAKER_00: So you you both get nothing.
39:58
SPEAKER_05: We still have our points, though, from before, right?
40:00
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
40:01
SPEAKER_05: Okay, okay.
40:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
40:02
SPEAKER_00: So you've got a point and you've got a half a point.
40:05
SPEAKER_00: Hell yeah.
40:05
SPEAKER_00: Hell yeah.
40:06
SPEAKER_00: You guys are not in good shape.
40:10
SPEAKER_00: Okay, uh, another scenario.
40:14
SPEAKER_00: Uh let's see.
40:17
SPEAKER_00: You're in the shower.
40:19
SPEAKER_00: By yourself.
40:20
SPEAKER_00: Someone on the other side of the shower wall hollers, are you straight back there?
40:25
SPEAKER_00: What are they asking?
40:28
SPEAKER_02: Usually it means hey, you good, you straight, you chill, and stuff like that.
40:32
SPEAKER_02: But it's prison.
40:32
SPEAKER_02: It's like you straight.
40:33
SPEAKER_02: It's like the yes, I am.
40:34
SPEAKER_02: Leave my butt alone, please.
40:38
SPEAKER_05: Are you straight?
40:40
SPEAKER_05: Um, hey, do you have some per plus that I can borrow?
40:46
SPEAKER_02: You got some neutrogenia I could borrow.
40:50
SPEAKER_00: Neither of you get a point.
40:52
SPEAKER_00: That that is the precursor for using the shower when someone's already in there by themselves to make sure they're not doing things.
41:00
SPEAKER_00: Oh wow.
41:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you know, are you straight back there?
41:03
SPEAKER_00: If you get a uh a yes, you're good to you know proceed in.
41:08
SPEAKER_00: If you get a no or a no response, then you know, there's a man back there being a man, yeah.
41:15
SPEAKER_00: I am now, or maybe even one back there being a girl.
41:19
SPEAKER_00: You never know.
41:21
SPEAKER_00: You don't just walk right in, or you're gonna end up seeing something.
41:24
SPEAKER_04: Actually, can you can you give me a hand real quick?
41:26
SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna get tired.
41:28
SPEAKER_00: I have I had one homie that that I was locked up with, his name was Miles, and he's like a fucking 6'5 fucking big ass black dude, and somebody would holler from around the thing, you straight back there, and he would be like, Hell no, I'm gay as a motherfucker.
41:43
SPEAKER_00: Get your ass back here.
41:47
SPEAKER_00: So good.
41:48
SPEAKER_00: Get your ass back here.
41:49
SPEAKER_00: Get your ass back here.
41:50
SPEAKER_00: So you you still got one point.
41:53
SPEAKER_00: You still have a half a point.
41:56
SPEAKER_00: Y'all are not doing good, dude.
41:58
SPEAKER_00: Well, I don't plan on going to jail soon, you know.
42:01
SPEAKER_00: That's valid.
42:02
SPEAKER_00: Lucky for you, because I don't think you would make it.
42:05
SPEAKER_05: This feels a little like jail to me, right now.
42:10
SPEAKER_00: All right, number four.
42:12
SPEAKER_00: What is a kite?
42:15
SPEAKER_02: You mean like the fun ones at the beach?
42:17
SPEAKER_02: No, I know.
42:18
SPEAKER_02: Oh kite.
42:20
SPEAKER_02: I think it's gonna be like uh, it's funny, I just saw a video on this, like a Fifi.
42:26
SPEAKER_05: No, no, I think it's something to get electricity if you're trying to like charge something, maybe.
42:31
SPEAKER_00: Uh uh.
42:32
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
42:32
SPEAKER_00: So a kite is a letter that you pass between cells.
42:36
SPEAKER_00: Like a little note?
42:37
SPEAKER_00: It's literally like passing notes in in middle school.
42:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's exactly what it is.
42:42
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
42:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
42:44
SPEAKER_00: So zero points.
42:46
SPEAKER_00: Still.
42:48
SPEAKER_00: I'll give I'll give you guys a chance for bonus points.
42:50
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
42:51
SPEAKER_00: All right.
42:52
SPEAKER_00: Name three things you should not argue or debate about in jail.
42:58
SPEAKER_00: Um Gambling.
43:01
SPEAKER_00: I'll give you a point for each one.
43:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, gambling.
43:03
SPEAKER_02: Anything with like gambling spades, dominoes, dice, any of that shit, you don't you don't fuck with that.
43:09
SPEAKER_02: Um people's ramen noodles.
43:12
SPEAKER_02: I know that's that's big currency.
43:13
SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no.
43:14
SPEAKER_00: Things you wouldn't argue about.
43:15
SPEAKER_00: Oh, arguable.
43:16
SPEAKER_00: Or debate about.
43:18
SPEAKER_00: Like if we were gonna debate about fucking, I don't know, medical research.
43:23
SPEAKER_00: Like, give me three things you would not debate or argue with about in in jail.
43:28
SPEAKER_02: So here's the thing, I'm I'm an open-minded person.
43:30
SPEAKER_02: I want to get all the all the perspectives and shit.
43:32
SPEAKER_02: And I get shame.
43:34
SPEAKER_02: I yeah, I'm done.
43:36
SPEAKER_05: Uh I wouldn't argue about the remote control, like what you're watching on TV, because you get in a fight about that, possibly.
43:42
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
43:43
SPEAKER_05: Uh probably wouldn't debate about uh what someone did, like why they're in prison.
43:49
SPEAKER_05: Like I wouldn't debate, like, oh, I think he did this, or I think this is why he's here, or she is here for like what their crime is.
43:59
SPEAKER_05: And the third thing um I probably would not debate about um I mean you probably don't care about politics when you're in jail because who cares?
44:14
SPEAKER_05: It's like you'd be surprised.
44:16
SPEAKER_05: Really?
44:16
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
44:17
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
44:18
SPEAKER_00: So the top three things in my personal opinion that you should not debate or argue about in prison is politics, sports, and music.
44:30
SPEAKER_00: Because either there's always someone that knows more than you do or you're arguing with a person that has no fucking idea what they're talking about at all.
44:41
SPEAKER_00: So those would be my main theory.
44:43
SPEAKER_05: So do I get any points?
44:44
SPEAKER_00: No.
44:45
SPEAKER_05: Didn't I say politics?
44:47
SPEAKER_00: Uh you get one point.
44:48
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
44:49
SPEAKER_05: And I mean it's a TV so by proxy I feel like that's something.
44:54
SPEAKER_05: I mean so either way I'm still winning so it's good.
44:58
SPEAKER_05: I'll take my win I'll take the win.
45:00
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
45:02
SPEAKER_00: Alright so you got two points.
45:04
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
45:05
SPEAKER_00: So you'll have a hard time but you you should be fine.
45:08
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
45:08
SPEAKER_00: You're getting fucked dude look at me I'm a small guy.
45:17
SPEAKER_02: My first the first thing is in I'll find the biggest guy and I'm gonna be like hey I will suck your dick alright I got a tight little butthole man.
45:28
SPEAKER_04: Ruin me.
45:30
SPEAKER_00: Ruin me damn it's that's enough for me today.
45:37
SPEAKER_05: Okay I have when I have one more question.
45:39
SPEAKER_05: So you wanted to tell us about your haircut oh yeah um I had a funny barbara fentanyl or what no no uh so it's uh it's a guy I've been going for a while and then um I went there he was like doing some uh doing someone else uh he was like 30 minutes late to his appointment and he had like three kids like come in like right after I came in he's like alright cool bro if you don't mind I'm gonna do this shit quick I'm gonna tape your fade how much you want off the top I'm like alright cool and then just starts going to fucking town looking over unfortunately he didn't get any of those kids because his other homies like got that commission and stuff like that but I still tipped him out pretty good and I just like ah I'll grow back like I had long hair I had a buzz cut I it'll grow back yeah so you weren't happy with what happened or no I wasn't I wasn't non-happy that what happened but I'm like oh I get it like it's the homie you know I want him to keep keep doing what he's gotta do and he's gotta make money he's gotta make money like I'm I'm there to I'm there to pay for his service we would have had to fist fight after that hold on dog look at me did you not just hear the last 30 seconds God that's fucking funny man so anyways alright yeah that that's been an episode I don't know how they're gonna react to that but that's been an episode yeah this this whole uh episode has been an episode it's been good we've uh we've had a good time do you got anything uh coming up going back Friday Saturday um back to back back to back hell yeah you're gonna be you're gonna be at Keys on Van Eyes probably uh that is yeah uh probably on dealersharps yeah I'm probably like gonna be not too far away from that that's why I'm thinking yeah and then um I got a show on 9-11 I actually got a show on the 9th too damn yeah so three shows next week you get booked up bro yeah I I have I've known you pretty much since you were a couple months into comedy I think yeah and uh watching you grow dude as an artist and a comedian fucking you're doing great bro super fucking perfect so good I love seeing your clips from um chatterbox oh yeah bro they're bringing back uh set of the nights on Tuesdays now oh okay shout out to Chatterbox yeah yeah chatterbox is a good room yeah I've never been I need to go you should try it yeah I usually have fun yeah it gets a little packed out yeah last week it was like that last week it was like 51 people yeah it was like two minutes out the gate yeah I feel like I'm just a little too nerdy like I don't know I feel like I wouldn't vibe there it's a smart room I'm not saying that I'm just saying I feel like I'm like a little too like pedestrian I don't think you gotta bring I don't have any edge you gotta bring the fucked up jokes you send me that you don't want to tell nobody kill dude I need you on this under I I um I hosted proof on Thursday night I didn't know that yeah yeah it was kind of like a last minute thing oh yeah yeah it was really cool um yeah so it was uh this guy named Jonesy he was awesome uh Chris Rodrigo he's a newer guy he was really funny uh I was I unfortunately I was trying to run music and the light at the same time and so like during Chris Rodrigo's set like I accidentally hit the music because I was queuing it up for the next comic I know I felt so bad and then it was um Owen Parker Josh Plantanga and Michelle Toby and then I I messed up Michelle's set too because like she had a 12 minute set and uh then there was gonna be open mic after so at like like 11 I lit her she knew she like she was like towards the end and I probably was like at 11 uh 45 I was cueing up the music to like play her out not I I wasn't trying to play her out you know but I was trying to cue it up and I'm so like I'm just trying to figure you know what I mean and then it's like all of a sudden it was just like very lightly playing and she's like are you trying to are you trying to play me out and I was like no no no I was mortified I felt so bad because she was doing so good.
49:58
SPEAKER_05: She's so funny.
49:59
SPEAKER_00: I did it a couple times at provisions it's it's fine.
50:04
SPEAKER_05: But then with the part that I was gonna say this is what I think was funny.
50:07
SPEAKER_05: So there's this guy that was like waiting the whole time for the open mic right so you get three minutes on the open mic and um and and they let you know that right so so I'm there and Daniel Zembrano's running the room so he's like behind me like he's kind of checking and making sure everything shout out to Daniel Zembrano.
50:21
SPEAKER_05: We fucking love that guy he's awesome.
50:23
SPEAKER_05: So uh so yeah so I'm timing him and I've lit the guy at two minutes it's now three minutes 30 seconds and there is no stopping this guy like he is on a train to nowhere like so Daniel's like uh he's like move over here and light him over here so I go behind uh because he's like oh maybe he can't see the light I mean the room is so small right but he's like I'll start playing music so quickly so no so so now now we're approaching four minutes and Daniel's like like just play him off so then I just go boom and it was like the loudest you could ever it's like oh I guess I'm done I was like yes like and then like literally boom out of there like the minute his set was done he was gone and I was like wow I can relate I mean I get it like I I try to stay for at least like two people after me they just think it looks really weird when you're just like gotta go you know what I mean I don't know I'm a full time student and I have four kids at home and like other shit to do it's not like it's not like I don't want to be there.
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SPEAKER_00: Sometimes I don't fucking want to be there but that's because I'm an introvert and I don't like having to deal with people or be around people at all.
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SPEAKER_05: I don't I think that's not true.
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SPEAKER_05: I think you stick around I've seen you stick around sometimes.
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SPEAKER_05: You also though you'll go out and socialize but you're not like I'm out of here you know what I mean like it was it was like a whole to-do like the packing up and like getting it was like it wasn't a quiet escape let me just say like it was like I'm leaving now you know and I was like oh guys your only excuse if you like fucking murdered and it was like ah only excuse if you didn't shut the fuck up you know like just follow the time no one wants to be here we're all degenerates drinking on a fucking Tuesday Thursday night like I'll keep that in mind next time I kill I'm just gonna walk out the door like a fucking superstar straight to the car.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah might even take the mic with me now yeah yeah no it's cool and um I saw uh Adam uh I always say his last name our obie he's work he was working hard uh the mic like I mean like when it's upset about and then um Alex Osuna showed up but he didn't he just showed up and then he left bro he does that I know he does that a lot and it's it it kind of sucks because he's funny oh he's yeah I like to watch him perform and he'll he'll pull up and fucking I'll be like hell yeah and then he'll just disappear hey thanks for I was so I know I was so excited when I saw him show up I was like yes I'm gonna see some Alex Osuna and then he like left I was like oh hell yeah shout out to Alex do we have him booked Alex uh we're working on it yeah so anyways well thank you so much for coming and being part of our episode and you know you did a great job today you do you keep doing what you're doing on Instagram follow this guy on Instagram he's so funny appreciate it appreciate it it's uh rxco gd3 I gotta change it but yeah you do it's very I'm keeping the RX because every time I put in Rx on someone's phone I'm always the first one up so I'm trying to keep that RX it's like a prescription for funny yeah oh yeah Dr.
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SPEAKER_02: hilarious over here Dr.
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SPEAKER_02: Lopez is in the house of a forged medical degree more more like a pharma d pharmacist pharmacy yeah doctor pharmacy I feel like I just deliver I like a DoorDash that delivers like pharmaceuticals what like like I don't know sophisticated drug dealers are you confessing no uh alleged allegedly that's a big word here right allegedly yes and on that note we're gonna let yeah we're gonna let he's gonna he's gonna invoke his fifth he needs an attorney I'm gonna sign him up after this so that's fucking fun all right thank you so much for joining us see you guys next time uh make sure to hit like and subscribe don't forget email us DM us something peace thank you