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Phone Tap PODCAST: I Snipped It Off · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Another Jubils phone taps on the twenties, Tony, I'm moving five.
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  Speaker 1: Hello all, I was looking for Sandy. Hey, Sandy, we've
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  Speaker 1: never met before. My name is doctor Kenney. I'm the
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  Speaker 1: one who performed your husband's aseectomy about an hour ago.
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  Speaker 1: How are you? I'm doing good. How's my husband doing? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: He's not doing so good? Actually, And that's what happened.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I'm calling you. You were listed as the
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  Speaker 1: emergency contact. Um, please cut the chase. That's funny choice
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  Speaker 1: of words. Um. So I was doing the procedure. I
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  Speaker 1: was giving your husband his vasectomy and ill offt what
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't have and I sort of, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: sort of snipped it off. What what I I ma'am,
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  Speaker 1: I accidentally cut your husband's Well wait a minute, how
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  Speaker 1: does that happen? Like I said, I was just down
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  Speaker 1: there working and doing the vasectomy. Sure, a normal procedure,
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  Speaker 1: and I you know, I got a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: a throat thing and I coughed and just off goes
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  Speaker 1: the junk. I just wanted to call, let you know,
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  Speaker 1: don't to worry about it. I have to worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: If he if he still unknock? Have you kept him sedated? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: he's heavily sedated. You should have seen his face as
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  Speaker 1: soon as it went. I mean he was is he
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  Speaker 1: gonna imagine? Do you really think that this is something
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  Speaker 1: you can chuckle about it? No, ma'am, I'm just trying
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  Speaker 1: to make it. Take a bad situation to make it better. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: He's way to take a bad situation and make it
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  Speaker 1: better here, so there's no room for you chuckling. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. He's out cold now. We put him under anesthesia. Um.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even think he's gonna know what happened. Really,
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, he's not gonna know what happened. Maybe I
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  Speaker 1: should show up there and cut your off and see
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  Speaker 1: what you think. I appreciate you to think about that
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  Speaker 1: for one second. You can't really be his doctor. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know. I'm falling on my sword,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm apologizing, and I'm saying, geez, that I made
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  Speaker 1: a big mistake. Is a choke? I mean, no, no, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's not. It's not at all. I wouldn't joke about
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  Speaker 1: a thing like this. I mean, this is but you're
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  Speaker 1: being so cavalier about it, you know. Yeah, I know honestly,
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  Speaker 1: this is probably gonna cost me my job. And I
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  Speaker 1: know that. That's why I just wanted to call and
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  Speaker 1: give you the news myself. Probably gonna cost to your job.
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  Speaker 1: This is definitely going to cost you your job. Husband's off.
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  Speaker 1: I did what. We've got it in the cooler that's
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  Speaker 1: on ice right now. Well, it's on ice so we
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  Speaker 1: could keep it aliveing gonna put it back on him,
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  Speaker 1: so Jo sectually, Well, you know, for some other guys,
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  Speaker 1: it might be a major surgery for him. Let's be honest,
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  Speaker 1: it's not gonna be that tough. TI what I I'm
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  Speaker 1: just saying, He's not as Why are you trying to
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  Speaker 1: say it doesn't matter how big it is, you dad
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  Speaker 1: work again. We should be able to get it to
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  Speaker 1: work just fine. I mean, it probably doesn't work well
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  Speaker 1: for you as it is. Anyway, I'm going to shoot
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  Speaker 1: your mother's ass. I'm going to own that practice. But ma'am,
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  Speaker 1: it was it was an accident. You're not going to
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  Speaker 1: end up in prison. We've burned up behind you, extragically
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  Speaker 1: putting his hospital. Hey, Sandy, this is actually Jewel from
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  Speaker 1: Briak and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two
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  Speaker 1: point five doing a phone tap on you once. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: your husband set you up. It's a joke, he says.
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  Speaker 1: He's been freaked out about going to get it a
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  Speaker 1: second me and wanted to screw with you a little bit. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's okay. Your husband's junk
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  Speaker 1: is fully intact. As far as I know, you are
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  Speaker 1: shick and twisted.