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Phone Tap PODCAST: Quavo Coins · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. It is
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  Speaker 1: time for your phone tap and the world is rapidly
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  Speaker 1: changing around us, absolutely literally by the minute. Yeah change,
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  Speaker 1: Oh good, get different it again, gott to relearn everything?
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  Speaker 1: And you know who? That really sucks for middle aged people?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Right, bro Oh, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: saying I'm not saying you. I'm just I was asking
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  Speaker 1: for your opinion on how middle aged people must fear.
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  Speaker 1: How would I know? I'm just I think that they
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  Speaker 1: would feel upset about it. Don't you agree? No? I
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  Speaker 1: think change is good and I welcome change, Jeffrey about
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  Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of middle aged people that
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  Speaker 1: would disagree. So what happens when a middle aged guy
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  Speaker 1: who's already frustrated with property management as a part complex
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  Speaker 1: gets a call telling him rent is doing a few
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  Speaker 1: days and the payment process is changing, because now everything
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  Speaker 1: is going to be going through cryptocurrency cryptos. I mean, now,
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  Speaker 1: that should be easy for a cranky dude in his
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  Speaker 1: forties to figure out. It's your brand new phone. Tap
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  Speaker 1: right now? Oh, hello, I'm looking to speak with Dean.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah speaking, Hey Dean. My name's Andy. I'm over at
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  Speaker 1: the leasing office at departments. Yeah. Hey, how's it calling?
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  Speaker 1: It's going good. I'm just calling all the tenants to
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  Speaker 1: let them know that we're making a change when it
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  Speaker 1: comes to collecting rent a change. Yeah, and what kind
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  Speaker 1: of change is this? Well, I know in the past
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  Speaker 1: management has accepted checks or direct deposit before, but they're
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  Speaker 1: going to be switching everything over to cryptocurrency. What You've
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  Speaker 1: got to be freaking kidding me. No, do you know
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  Speaker 1: about cryptocurrency? Yeah, of course I know about it. I
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  Speaker 1: don't have any I'm not vested in it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: have any Bitcoin sitting in my pocket. Well, actually, no,
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  Speaker 1: they don't want to use bitcoin. They have a different
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  Speaker 1: type of cryptocurrency in mind. It's called megos money. Were
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  Speaker 1: you talking about You never heard of the rap group
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  Speaker 1: Megos No? No, Yeah, apparently they did some deal with
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  Speaker 1: Elon Musk to create their own crypto cash thing. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, but that's the one that management wants to use.
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't believe it. I know, you guys
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  Speaker 1: are the worst to begin with. Let me just say
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  Speaker 1: that now you're hit me with this. You guys are
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  Speaker 1: the absolute worst. I know. But I want you to know, Dean,
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  Speaker 1: that we really appreciate you. Yeah, well I don't appreciate you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's fine. I just need to go over it really
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  Speaker 1: quickly with you to show you how it works. You
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  Speaker 1: have a pen and paper handy you got on the middle.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, a second, hold on, give me a second.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead? How do I do it? How do I
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  Speaker 1: get this meg It's under megos money on the app store,
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  Speaker 1: So you need to how do you spell that m
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  Speaker 1: I g os megoso megos. Yes, so you'll find that
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  Speaker 1: on the app store. You need to download that. And
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  Speaker 1: so what I'll need you to do is, once your
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  Speaker 1: bank transfer set up, you need to choose to pay
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  Speaker 1: rent money in Quavo coins. It's called Quavo coins from
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  Speaker 1: Megos money like Jose Quavo, No, not Quervo. Quavo the
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  Speaker 1: rapper in Megos, so it's named after him. I don't
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  Speaker 1: need the whole history. Just tell me what I need
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  Speaker 1: to do. I'm about to lose my shot right now.
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  Speaker 1: So I have the Megos money app open right now,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm just letting you know if for some reason
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  Speaker 1: you try and transfer money in and it doesn't work,
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  Speaker 1: you might hear this sound okay. That lets you know
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  Speaker 1: it did not go through, which I'm gonna just write
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  Speaker 1: to a check. You can't. We don't accept checks anymore.
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  Speaker 1: It's only Quavo coins. And I know you're forcing me
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  Speaker 1: to move. Look, I know it takes them getting used to.
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  Speaker 1: This is new for everybody. And I was personally just
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  Speaker 1: trying it this morning to transfer some money in and
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  Speaker 1: I kept getting that message probably like any times, just
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  Speaker 1: so you had to do it twenty times that you
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  Speaker 1: expect me to do it twenty one time. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta listen to that twenty times because you guys
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  Speaker 1: decide to get it in Egos money. Well, no, if
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  Speaker 1: you do it correctly, like eventually, it'll work. And you
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  Speaker 1: didn't do it correctly, and you're telling me how to
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  Speaker 1: do it. Listen, Dean, they're working the bugs out and
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna get easier and easier. But if your Quavo
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  Speaker 1: coin gets transferred successfully, you'll hear this sound Okay, sounds
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  Speaker 1: like the same crap to me. No, it's much different.
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  Speaker 1: To listen closely, okay, T see, that's a successful transfer
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  Speaker 1: and this is the bad one. So I think the
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  Speaker 1: big takeaway there is that if you hear Quavo calling
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  Speaker 1: you a bit, it means the money did not go
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  Speaker 1: through it. But Quavo sounds excited. That means it worked.
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  Speaker 1: This is real class. You know, I'm moving out. I
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  Speaker 1: know it's a lot, but I didn't even tell you
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  Speaker 1: about this part. Because once you make ten transfers into
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  Speaker 1: quavo coin, your phone will make this sound d oh. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know what. This has got to be some kind
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  Speaker 1: of freaking joke. Mego's money, quabos coin. You're giving me
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  Speaker 1: sound effect machines. Well, it's just for now. Next month
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  Speaker 1: they might change it to Leonardo to capricoin. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: all right, now, I know you scrolling me. I guess okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're right. Leonardo Capricoin was last year's cryptocurrency. I don't
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  Speaker 1: type of this. I don't have type this. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: give you what you want. I'll give you a freaking
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  Speaker 1: megos capricoin, whatever it is. I'll give you to you
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  Speaker 1: and I'm moving out. I had it with you perfect
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  Speaker 1: and once we get that into our bank account, then
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  Speaker 1: I can reveal that this is actually a prank phone call. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta be kidding. Were you know? This is actually
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. What you up
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  Speaker 1: to this? Your brother Ben? Did you told us about
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  Speaker 1: how you're always complaining about the property management company? He
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  Speaker 1: wanted us to play a joke on you. I could
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  Speaker 1: my dad, I just see you that right. Yeah, see
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  Speaker 1: that didn't go through them. Sorry Leonardo de Capricornia. And
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  Speaker 1: don't forget the utility payments are only accepted in LLL coin.
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  Speaker 1: Jay's so better learn how to do that. The week
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  Speaker 1: of every morning with weekday two point five