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Phone Tap PODCAST: Kissing And Telling · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And today we actually got an
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  Speaker 1: email from a middle schooler that wanted to set up
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  Speaker 1: his mom for a prank. Oh who, because he recently
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  Speaker 1: went back to school and according to him, he's kind
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  Speaker 1: of the nerdy type. Okay, he's into things like computer
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  Speaker 1: programming and astronomy. He's gonna make a lot of money
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  Speaker 1: someday I'm back. Yeah, okay, And now he wants the
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  Speaker 1: school to tell his mom that he's been busted, not
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  Speaker 1: for the usual behavioral stuff that most parents get calls about,
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  Speaker 1: but for something that's extremely uncharacteristic. And that's why he
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  Speaker 1: loved our idea so much. Okay, you're gonna hear exactly
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  Speaker 1: what he's getting detention for in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's another tap on the twenties. Hello, Hey there, my
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  Speaker 1: name's Greg Hamills. I work at in middle school. I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking to speak with Melissa. Yes, this is she. Hi, Melissa,
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling in regards to your son Lucas. What's going on. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, but I work
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  Speaker 1: as the guidance counselor for the school and I met
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  Speaker 1: with the vice principal earlier today to discuss what's been
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  Speaker 1: going on with Lucas. Oh, I wasn't aware anything was
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  Speaker 1: going on with my son. Oh you didn't know, No,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on? What's happening? Oh? Boy? Um, well, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't want you to hear it from me, but Lucas
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  Speaker 1: has found himself in quite an interesting situation. Okay, what
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  Speaker 1: kind of trouble is he in? Now? He's been caught
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  Speaker 1: in the boy's bathroom three times in the last month,
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  Speaker 1: making out with three different girls. Yeah, and if he
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  Speaker 1: got caught with three, he probably was making out with
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  Speaker 1: a lot more and we just never saw it. So, oh,
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  Speaker 1: thank god. I'm shocked that you didn't know about this.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea. He's never even expressed interesting girls.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure this is Lucas? We're one hundred percent sure.
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  Speaker 1: Caught him on three different occasions. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: to say. This is really disappointing. Disappointing, I'm assuming he's
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  Speaker 1: in trouble. No, actually quite the opposite. The vice principal
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  Speaker 1: just crowned him as the new school Cassanova. Yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: haven't seen anything like him since Tad Holbert back in
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  Speaker 1: two thousand and four. I'm sorry, I don't understand. My
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  Speaker 1: son's been making out with multiple girls in the boy's
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  Speaker 1: bathroom and you gave him a crown. I mean, it's
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  Speaker 1: not a physical crown, it's just the name that the
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  Speaker 1: teachers gave him. It seems wildly inappropriate that you're making
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  Speaker 1: these comments and the faculties encouraging this behavior. Well, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you have nothing to worry about. It's all behind the
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  Speaker 1: scenes conversations. The students never hear us talking about this.
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  Speaker 1: We're just so proud of what Lucas has been able
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  Speaker 1: to do. You're proud, I mean he made out with
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  Speaker 1: three girls. I thought you said there was more. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just I'm so confused right now. Well, I mean there
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  Speaker 1: probably is a lot more, judging by how the girls
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  Speaker 1: are loving Lucas lately. But I did look into it
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  Speaker 1: a little bit further, and and the girls that Lucas
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  Speaker 1: has been with aren't Wolfer's. Actually a couple of them
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  Speaker 1: are solid sevens. Okay, you know what, this has crossed
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  Speaker 1: the line. I can't believe you would speak about your
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  Speaker 1: students this way. You're an educator, yes, and that does
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  Speaker 1: actually bring me to my next point. What do you
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  Speaker 1: think about Lucas staying after school a few days next
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  Speaker 1: week teaching a few of the single faculty members some tricks? Okay, no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no no no. You don't get to
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  Speaker 1: use my child and whatever little game he's got going
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  Speaker 1: on for your personal game. Okay, fine, Can you at
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  Speaker 1: least make like a YouTube video so that we can
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  Speaker 1: watch it cube video? Aren't you crazy? You think I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to film my son and help him at Kate
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  Speaker 1: grown Bad how to seduce women? Are you out of
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  Speaker 1: your mind? You don't have to film it. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: he could just do it on his phone or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I just I don't know what he's saying to these girls,
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  Speaker 1: but whatever he's doing, they're just all over him. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want him talking to any women. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to talking to any girls any faculty members. Can you
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  Speaker 1: at least tell me where he gets his haircut? You
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  Speaker 1: are sick and I'm calling the principle. Well, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: you probably should call the principle. He would actually love
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  Speaker 1: that because he's getting divorced soon and if Lucas could
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  Speaker 1: give him a few pointers. I see someone graduating with honors.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's it. I'm calling the school blood on you,
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  Speaker 1: and you're going to hear from them. I need to
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  Speaker 1: know your name. What's your name again? I mean, do
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  Speaker 1: you want my fake name or my real name? Your
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  Speaker 1: real name? My real name is young Jeffrey and I'm
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  Speaker 1: from brook and Jeffrey in the morning doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Yeah, your son, Lucas set you up
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  Speaker 1: for a prank. It. Yeah, he set you up for
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call. He said, you're overly protective and
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  Speaker 1: always worrying about out him. That's a little shark. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, now that you know that it's just a prank,
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  Speaker 1: let's be honest. You're kind of proud of him for
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  Speaker 1: being a little player, weren't you. I mean, I know
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  Speaker 1: he's cute, but I that's what I thought. You liked it? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: maybe a little, but that's it. That's right. The week
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