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Phone Tap: Mussolini Loves Peanut Butter · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: call a supervisor of one of those dog hotels where
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  Speaker 1: you can have your pet boarded and taken care of.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, they're so cute too. They always have
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  Speaker 1: the live cams so you can go see the puppies.
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  Speaker 1: It's nice because you know that they're all set while
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  Speaker 1: you get to go away on vacation. So this guy
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  Speaker 1: that we call oversees the entire facility, and something that
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  Speaker 1: all of his employees know is that there's one particular
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  Speaker 1: dog named Mussous, which is short for Mussolini, frequently stays
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  Speaker 1: with them. There a history lesson we won't go into that,
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  Speaker 1: but Mussolini frequently stays there, and he has given his
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  Speaker 1: staff very very clear instruction. Muso is extremely territorial and
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  Speaker 1: should be kept in his cage, separate from all the
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  Speaker 1: other pets, away from people. Well, his name alone tells
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  Speaker 1: you that, Yeah, well, there's a new employee on the
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  Speaker 1: overnight shift who clearly didn't get all the memos. Jose Europe,
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  Speaker 1: it's your phone tap right now on the twenty h Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Hi is this David? Yeah? This is David. Who is this?
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  Speaker 1: Are you the manager of Canine Hotels? Yes? I am
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  Speaker 1: the manager of Canine. You sound sleepy. I am sleepy.
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  Speaker 1: It's six am. Who is this? What is this about? Hi?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Xander. I'm a new hire here. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know Axander. Oh, I'm doing the overnight shift because
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  Speaker 1: Clinton had to cancel, so they had me come in
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  Speaker 1: and this is my first night. And they said if
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  Speaker 1: I had any serious questions that I should ask you. Okay, Um,
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  Speaker 1: can this wait until Amy gets there at seven? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know her. I'm new, but I was curious about
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  Speaker 1: one of the dogs. You should you should really talk
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  Speaker 1: to Amy. I mean she must have hired you. You
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  Speaker 1: know Muso. I think Mussolini, Yeah, yep, yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: he's a Doberman. Didn't right? He is? Yes, she seems
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  Speaker 1: like a sweet heart. He let No, he's not. He's
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  Speaker 1: the opposite of that. What what do you mean, Muso
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  Speaker 1: is not a sweetie? Do not let him near any
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  Speaker 1: of the other dogs. I sent out an email yesterday. Ah, why,
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  Speaker 1: I already took him out and he's fine. You did
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  Speaker 1: what I put him in the room in the bag.
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  Speaker 1: No you did? Yeah I did. Yeah, they're straight up.
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  Speaker 1: He's really cute. You get him out of there now.
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  Speaker 1: I can get him out. I dip my finger in
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  Speaker 1: peanut butter. They lick it off and be a good boy.
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  Speaker 1: If I don't do that either, If you want to
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  Speaker 1: keep your fingers, I'm gonna go inside. Hold on, I
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  Speaker 1: got feed of fire, musso must you that peanut butter? Bo?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't don't do that, oh musseige, what
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  Speaker 1: are you? You're so excited? Oh my god, a big tea.
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  Speaker 1: Get the dog out of there. What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Get butter on your tongue? Will you look? Don't peanut
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  Speaker 1: butter off? My Oh my god, that's not terrible. Down Musa,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on? I had to leave, Sorry, I had
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  Speaker 1: to leave the room. He was too excited. He was excited.
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  Speaker 1: He was about to kill you. No, he just likes
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  Speaker 1: peanut butter. He got really excited and wanted to lick
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  Speaker 1: it off my fingers. That's not what's happening there. I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you that have you just never worked with animals before.
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  Speaker 1: I had a dog once when I was little. The
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  Speaker 1: name was Teacup, and he fit in my hand and
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  Speaker 1: lick each other's face. This is no Teacup. The owners
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  Speaker 1: told me that dog is extremely aggressive. You need to
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  Speaker 1: follow my direction. I'm gonna go back in. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: prove you wrong. You're not. You're not gonna prove me wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Always getting out of the rus. No, he doesn't try
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  Speaker 1: to kill you. Come and lift the peanut butter. He's
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  Speaker 1: not Peacup. He's not ticcup. Oh your bread is warmpy bread.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, out of the room. Listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: Only five feet away from me, he's trying to jump
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  Speaker 1: on me. Did you call someone else? I'm gonna I
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  Speaker 1: gotta get someone else. There we were playing tag. He
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  Speaker 1: tried to jump on me when I got away. There's
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  Speaker 1: something significantly wrong with you. Oh, there is something wrong
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  Speaker 1: with me. It's because I work on a joke of
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  Speaker 1: we'll get Jeff Wey in a moaning and I put
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  Speaker 1: my feet. He's in Jeff Wey's mouth every day and
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  Speaker 1: he licks it like that. He growlsing me. Oh, Jeffrey. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do a phone tappen here, so you're
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  Speaker 1: not You don't work for me, and there's no talk. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: don't do my job. But you're right, Yes, I do
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  Speaker 1: not work for you. I work for a radio station
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  Speaker 1: and this is a phone tap. I mean, I guess
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  Speaker 1: I'm relieved. Yeah, you're not being mauled to death. No,
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  Speaker 1: your employee Amy set you up. She said, you're a
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  Speaker 1: little stress right now because you have an aggressive tog
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  Speaker 1: in and you're super busy lately. Yeah, it's been crazy
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  Speaker 1: for all I know. Xander was the person working for me,
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  Speaker 1: so well, I can be if you'll let me apply.
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  Speaker 1: But I got peanut butter all over my fingis right now. Now.
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  Speaker 1: We're pretty desperate for employees, but I think we're still
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  Speaker 1: going to pass on Xander week up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: funk taps weekday mornings on the Twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning