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Phone Tap PODCAST: How Are Babies Made? · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: for your phone tappen. Today we call a middle school teacher.
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  Speaker 1: And unlike previous calls where you might hear us pretending
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  Speaker 1: to be parents getting upset with the educators for ridiculous reasons,
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  Speaker 1: this one's different. Okay, there's no swearing or screaming. We
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  Speaker 1: just want an answer to a simple question. Hey, this
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  Speaker 1: seems actually reasonable. Why are we doing it in a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap? The question is how are babies made? Hopefully
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  Speaker 1: they can tell us it should be easy enough. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we finally get to know the mystery behind it all. Possibly,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm gonna learn so much. Learn it
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tap from the vault. Right now, it's
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  Speaker 1: another on the twenties to me. I'm moving ninety two
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  Speaker 1: point five. Hello, Hi, I'm looking to speak with mister
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  Speaker 1: who teaches science at elementary? Is this him? Yes, this
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  Speaker 1: is mister Hi. How are you. My name is Paul
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  Speaker 1: Peck and my son, Simon is in your class. Hi. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: nice to meet you. I know we haven't met in person,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm excited to talk to you. Simon loves your
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  Speaker 1: class and every night after I come home from work,
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  Speaker 1: all he does is talk about how much he learns
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  Speaker 1: from you. You are a great educator. Wow, thank you
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  Speaker 1: very much. It's quite a compliment. The reason for my
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  Speaker 1: phone call today is I'm a little embarrassed actually to
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  Speaker 1: ask this, but I have to ask you a question. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: is this about Simon. No, it's a little different. I
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  Speaker 1: just need to ask you how our babies made. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not sure if I understand. Are you asking on behalf
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  Speaker 1: of Simon? No, actually, I'm asking on my behalf. You see,
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  Speaker 1: my father never talked with me about that kind of stuff,
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  Speaker 1: and I married Simon's mom after she had him from
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  Speaker 1: a previous marriage. So I just have no idea. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're joking, right, No, not at all. You're asking me,
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  Speaker 1: not on behalf of Simon, but you're asking me to
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  Speaker 1: explain to you about how babies, how babies are made,
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  Speaker 1: how they're made. Yes, Simon told me you guys discussed
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  Speaker 1: this topic in the classroom a few weeks ago, and
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  Speaker 1: I just can't have my kid knowing more about this
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  Speaker 1: than I do. Sure that, well, yeah that might that
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  Speaker 1: might make things uncomfortable. Now, have you thought about asking
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  Speaker 1: Simon to explain it to you? No, I think that
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  Speaker 1: would be kind of an awkward conversation. Do you have
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  Speaker 1: a close friend that you might be able to take
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  Speaker 1: out or there's always the internet, I would imagine that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, thank you. I've tried the internet
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  Speaker 1: and all I got was just a bunch of disturbing
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  Speaker 1: videos that came up, and I don't want to I
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  Speaker 1: don't want my wife to see me watching those videos.
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  Speaker 1: And they were fair enough. The videos were very itchy, well,
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  Speaker 1: the wrong videos. There was a lot of weird stuff
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  Speaker 1: going on, I would imagine. So, have you ever seen
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  Speaker 1: those videos that are on the internet. No, well, sure,
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  Speaker 1: and they were in my early days. Oh, you're a
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  Speaker 1: better man than I am. They were just yucky. Yeah, yucky, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that'd be the word. Yeah, just growdy. Now, I mean, like,
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  Speaker 1: you've been together with your wife, right, we've been together
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  Speaker 1: for quite a while now, Yeah, I mean what I'm
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  Speaker 1: asking you is, have you slept with your wife. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: we sleep together almost every night unless I'm out of town.
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  Speaker 1: Best sleep in my life. I love sleeping with her. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we're getting closer. So when you sleep with her, do
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  Speaker 1: you snore a little bit? Right? Do you get intimate?
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  Speaker 1: You mean, like maybe a kiss or a hug? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there were go there were going. We were going in
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  Speaker 1: the right direction. Here. We do that sometimes. I like
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  Speaker 1: it a lot. Sometimes it makes me feel funny. It
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  Speaker 1: makes me feel funny sometimes, and does it build up
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  Speaker 1: to anything? Usually we say I love you and then
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  Speaker 1: we get a good night's sleep. Got it? So you
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  Speaker 1: are really serious? Yeah? I am. I try to make
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  Speaker 1: that point. You know, I just didn't know it's This
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  Speaker 1: is a it's a very odd question to ask anybody,
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  Speaker 1: as especially as adults. Well, I mean, this is your job.
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  Speaker 1: You're a teacher. I figured you could take a moment
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  Speaker 1: to teach me. I know I'm not in your class.
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  Speaker 1: But is this a joke? Yes? It is? Oh my goodness.
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  Speaker 1: Your friend Dave set you up. Yuh. He said you
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  Speaker 1: have some weird interactions with parents and wanted me to
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  Speaker 1: mess with you. Good job, though, man, you took that
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  Speaker 1: like a champ. I would have cracked up laughing the
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  Speaker 1: second that started. Oh that was naughty at all. I'm
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  Speaker 1: serious though. Can you explain to me how babies are
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  Speaker 1: made wake up every morning with fun tas weekday mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties,