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Phone Tap: Roomba Customer Service Roulette · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: the most frustrating experiences anyone can have is when you're
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  Speaker 1: stuck on the phone with a clueless customer service agent
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  Speaker 1: clearly has no idea how to help you. Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing worse than that is dealing with three
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  Speaker 1: of them all in one call. How how do you
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  Speaker 1: have three of them on the phone. Well, that's what
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  Speaker 1: happens today when our own Jose Bolangos introduces three different
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  Speaker 1: characters to a dude who just wants help with his
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  Speaker 1: broken room. Buck. Yeah, it's yea doubt it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: very helpful. You'll hear how it went in your brand
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  Speaker 1: new phone. Tap right now on the twenties. Hello, what what?
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  Speaker 1: Hello there? This is Ric calling from our robot and boy,
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  Speaker 1: I tell you I am looking to speak with a
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  Speaker 1: miss Tyler please yep, that's me. Well there, Tyler, we
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  Speaker 1: got your email and one of them thanking ma jiggers
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  Speaker 1: that you bought from us is having some sort of
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  Speaker 1: a malfunction. Now that ain't right. Yeah, my uh, my
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend bought one of your robot vacuums for me, look
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  Speaker 1: about a month ago, and it just stopped picking up
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  Speaker 1: a robot vacuum. I think I found your issue. Friend.
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  Speaker 1: You're from the future. No, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just yanking you. That's a big rig Does you
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  Speaker 1: can call me Big Rick by the way if you like, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm gonna call you Big Rick. Well, okay, there, Tyler,
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  Speaker 1: no problem if I'm gonna be honest with you though,
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  Speaker 1: that technology is a little too advanced for me, so
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  Speaker 1: let's just transfer over to someone that can help. Uh. Okay, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: who does my name is Tyler? All about my vacuum?
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  Speaker 1: You're a block weight of vacuum from the future. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's a future vacuum. It's just
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  Speaker 1: a room books like what do you guys currently sell?
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  Speaker 1: Huh We'll see about that, mate. Let me know what
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  Speaker 1: seems to be the problem. Yeah, basically it just doesn't
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  Speaker 1: pick up anything. And I've only had it like a
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  Speaker 1: month on nate to tell you something. Okay, I don't
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  Speaker 1: like the sound of your voice. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Your voice? It's all quickly and irritating, like a like
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  Speaker 1: a warrius in a mine shaft. And listen. I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: a little bit annoyed with what's going on here, So
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  Speaker 1: am I gonna have to put you on hold real quick.
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  Speaker 1: I was just on hold before. Boy said, old God,
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  Speaker 1: this is Rolando. How may I be of assistance? Well,
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  Speaker 1: this is You're like the third guy I've talked to
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  Speaker 1: you about fixing my eye roomba vacuum? What's going on here?
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  Speaker 1: I apologize, my friend, good thing. I am intimately familiar
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  Speaker 1: with this. How do you say roomba? Oh my god?
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  Speaker 1: What sames to baby? Probably my girlfriend bought me one
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  Speaker 1: of these eye room babs and I need to know
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  Speaker 1: why it doesn't suck and I need to get it fixed.
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  Speaker 1: Like this is crazy. Let us fix it together. Do
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  Speaker 1: you have it near you? Are you holding it close
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  Speaker 1: to your body? Close to my body? No, it's on
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  Speaker 1: the ground next to me or it should be oh
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  Speaker 1: p perfect? Okay, So first, what is her name? Are
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  Speaker 1: you asking my name or the name of the roomba?
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  Speaker 1: What is her name. I don't name the vacuum. Oh
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  Speaker 1: that is part of the problem, my friend. You must
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  Speaker 1: give her name. Let us all her for now days,
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  Speaker 1: which means not the suction flowery languages with first, gently
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  Speaker 1: place Desiree on her back and slowly, but sensually pull
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  Speaker 1: out her dust, being the thing that picks up the dust. Oh, jess,
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  Speaker 1: and tell me if it's making any sounds as you
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  Speaker 1: open it. It's off. It's not doing anything. It's off. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Now take one finger and deep it in your mouth.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not licking my finger and putting it in the vacuum.
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  Speaker 1: What are you the stock of the room? I must
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  Speaker 1: I am feeling very flushed. I must go place all No,
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  Speaker 1: I need to fix the v geez who days. This
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  Speaker 1: is Tyler, the same guy you talked to five minutes ago.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's a Warris guy again. No, no, no, wait, wait, god,
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  Speaker 1: w what hello there? I would I would I would
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  Speaker 1: love to order a number four please with extra bacon.
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  Speaker 1: What is going on here? No, let me explain. Man. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm Jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, your girlfriend set you up, man.
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  Speaker 1: She said, you've been really upset about your room, but
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  Speaker 1: it's broken apparently, so I decided to try to help
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  Speaker 1: and throw a bunch of random voices at you. LUs.
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  Speaker 1: I have to ask which one of the voices I
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  Speaker 1: did did you hate the most. I guess the Spanish
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  Speaker 1: guy that wanted to meet him stick my finger in
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  Speaker 1: the vacuum. Could you please put back on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: He would like to show her allay, a real man
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  Speaker 1: can turn her. Please stop, she will cry, Rolando, Rolando,
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  Speaker 1: and then she will pick up your crumbs from breakfast.
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  Speaker 1: I wish this thing would pick up my god crumbs
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  Speaker 1: every morning. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.