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Phone Tap: Deadly Glove Box · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: How many times a week do you turn on the
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  Speaker 1: news and they have a report saying, Hey, this car
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  Speaker 1: has a big recall on it. Be careful, make sure
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  Speaker 1: to contact your local dealership.
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  Speaker 2: I've actually had to take my car in for that,
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  Speaker 2: like it was an airbag thing years.
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  Speaker 3: Ago, my power spread.
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  Speaker 1: It happens a lot. And how many times does it
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  Speaker 1: have to do with a faulty glove compartment? None until now,
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  Speaker 1: because Jose poses as a supervisor at a car dealership
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  Speaker 1: and he calls a guy to tell him there's been
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  Speaker 1: some issues lately with his car's glove box and if
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't get fixed soon, bad stuff is gonna happen.
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  Speaker 1: I know it sounds like a great phone tap idea.
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  Speaker 3: I'm really curious where this is going to.
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  Speaker 1: Go, or maybe it's super lame.
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  Speaker 3: Let's just listen.
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  Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Another on the twenties.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Hey, this is rod phantasm from the dealership as Charles.
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  Speaker 3: It is fun.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Charles, how's it going? I'm just following up in
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  Speaker 4: our notes it says you picked up one of our
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  Speaker 4: newer R models a couple of weeks ago. How's that
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  Speaker 4: been for you?
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  Speaker 3: So far, so good? No, complaints is a nice ride?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, so it hasn't caught on.
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  Speaker 3: Fire yet, No, it has it?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, No, No, I'm just kidding. I mean kind of.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what do you mean kind of you get you
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  Speaker 2: can't just say kind of and then not say anything.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean kind of? No?
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  Speaker 4: I just mean, like, you know, we technically did just
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  Speaker 4: have a recall, and I have to tell you that
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  Speaker 4: apparently twelve percent of the cars in your model have
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  Speaker 4: a defect.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, continue, please you keep sorry.
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  Speaker 4: I apologize. It's it's not a big deal. The glove
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  Speaker 4: compartment just doesn't lock all the way like it's like
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  Speaker 4: kind of jiggles, like you know that's does mean jiggling
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  Speaker 4: on my desk because.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I got the reference.
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  Speaker 4: You you know what a jiggle sounds like. Okay, just
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  Speaker 4: it'll jiggle a little and it may pop open.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well what you said it before?
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was gonna be serious.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, look, if you're okay with a possibly jiggly
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  Speaker 4: glove compartment, then you're okay with releasing us from all liability. Correct.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, I am recording this phone call.
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  Speaker 2: If you're asking for me to release liability on the
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  Speaker 2: shaky glove compartment. That's fine, I have zero concerns about that.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, great, And oh the other part And by the way,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not recording this, but thirty five people have died
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  Speaker 4: from this car model's glove compartment catching on fire. Wait
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  Speaker 4: what Yeah, like huge explosions. You ever seen those gender
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  Speaker 4: reveals gone wrong on the news?
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  Speaker 3: Wait?
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  Speaker 4: Imagine that? But with car parts?
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? Right now?
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  Speaker 4: I'm just glad that we're not liable if something happens
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  Speaker 4: with you.
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  Speaker 2: No, I released you from liability over a shaky, jiggly,
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  Speaker 2: partially noisy glove compartment.
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  Speaker 4: Not about well, the part that I didn't get to
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  Speaker 4: was that it jiggles because the engineers accidentally put a
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  Speaker 4: bunch of electrical wires through it. So if you close
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  Speaker 4: it a little bit too hard, it literally explodes.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like your matter of fact home about potentially
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  Speaker 2: me dying in this car that I just purchased.
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  Speaker 4: Well, to be fair, I did ask you if your
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  Speaker 4: car is caught on fire yet, do you remember that
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  Speaker 4: the start of the conversation is one of the first
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  Speaker 4: things I remember.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I thought you were joking.
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  Speaker 2: So if this, yeah, oh, if this is real, I
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  Speaker 2: need for you to fix this asap.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely, that's just going to be a nine hundred dollars
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  Speaker 4: charge and then we will fix it. I'll take good care.
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  Speaker 3: Of nine hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Who well, remember you you just released us from liability, sir,
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  Speaker 4: so that means you void the warranty. And this is
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  Speaker 4: an out of pocket all.
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  Speaker 3: Right, what you're doing right now is a scam.
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  Speaker 2: First you're recording, then you're not recording, and now magically,
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  Speaker 2: out of thin air, I have to pay a nine
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  Speaker 2: hundred dollars charge for you to a vehicle that you
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  Speaker 2: sold to me that has a debate.
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  Speaker 4: Well, technically the vehicle is great, it's just the glove
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  Speaker 4: compartment that's deadly.
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  Speaker 2: You just told me not even twenty seconds ago, that
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  Speaker 2: this glove compartment could explode.
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  Speaker 4: I know you're upset. I am more concerned about your
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  Speaker 4: safety than anything else here. Why don't you just be
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  Speaker 4: very careful. Don't touch the glove compartment in any way,
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  Speaker 4: don't even.
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  Speaker 3: Look at it.
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  Speaker 4: Just avoid all the speed bumps. We did have a
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  Speaker 4: couple of incidences where drivers were maimed in a school zone.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, it's rod right, how about that.
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  Speaker 4: You, Rod, phantasm.
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  Speaker 2: How about you take this falsey glove compartment and stick
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  Speaker 2: it up your and let it explode there.
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  Speaker 4: I've actually done something similar to this in Thailand.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure you have.
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  Speaker 2: That's a why I thought it was right up your alley.
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  Speaker 2: So first off, go yourself. Second off, get your supervisor
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  Speaker 2: on the phone.
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  Speaker 3: This is this is unacceptable.
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  Speaker 4: Look I would put my supervisor on the phone, but
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  Speaker 4: he was actually in charge.
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  Speaker 2: If you're about to say something really stupid, don't do it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna say something stupid. I'm gonna give you
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  Speaker 4: a fact.
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  Speaker 3: Rod, So my.
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  Speaker 2: Supervisor something that's about to piss me off one and
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  Speaker 2: I already am it's not.
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  Speaker 4: My supervisor was in charge of fixing the glove compartments
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  Speaker 4: and now he's in the hospital because one of them
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  Speaker 4: jiggled too hard and it blew up.
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  Speaker 3: All right, what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna come up there. Honestly,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna drive the car.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm saying what you're gonna say. You're gonna regret this?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm not gonna regret anything.
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  Speaker 3: What brother? What? What? What? Rod?
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  Speaker 2: What could you possibly say to make anything better?
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  Speaker 3: Right now?
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  Speaker 4: My name is Jose Bolano's I work for Brick and
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  Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: I need more contact than that because I'm pretty boiling
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  Speaker 2: right now.
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  Speaker 4: No, okay, I'll give you more context. Look, this is
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  Speaker 4: a prank phone call, and your sister Helene sent you
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  Speaker 4: up what she wanted to play a joke on you.
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  Speaker 4: She said, it's an awesome ride.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry you don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: I am saking pretty much. I'm saking.
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  Speaker 4: No, she said, you gave her a ride. You just
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  Speaker 4: got your new car, you gave her ride. She absolutely
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  Speaker 4: loves it, and she's proud of you.
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  Speaker 3: Jealous.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, wake up every morning with phone taps
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  Speaker 2: weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: Morning