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Phone Tap: Stoner Max the Retirement Chef · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred day. A woman
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  Speaker 1: reached out to us wanting to prank her co worker
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  Speaker 1: who manages an assisted living facility for senior citizens. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: she does good work. Apparently they were down a cook
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  Speaker 1: on the day that we called. Oh, but thank goodness,
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  Speaker 1: her friend hired somebody to fill the role last minute. Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: it could be the worst possible person you'd ever want
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  Speaker 1: serving your grandmother her lunch, because stoner Max is coming
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  Speaker 1: back and stepping into the workforce. It's your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now. It's on the twenties. Hello, this is Jefanie. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: yess gonna help you? Yeah? Is this the um? The
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  Speaker 1: place where or old people live? I'm only old people
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  Speaker 1: are allowed. Okay, I'm I'm sorry. Who is this? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: My name's Max? Okay Max? Um? How can I How
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  Speaker 1: can I help you? Um? Oh? Yeah, I'm supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be filling in later today for like some type of
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  Speaker 1: luncheon or lunch. I'm luncheon. Okay, I'm sorry, Max, you're
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  Speaker 1: filling in for luncheon. I did someone hire you Kelly? No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not Kelly. There's a Kelly who told me to
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  Speaker 1: show up for lunch, oh for work or something. Okay, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Kelly did mention to me that she was having a
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  Speaker 1: cook come in to try them out? Or yeah, are
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  Speaker 1: you the cook sing? That is correct? That's exactly it.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for remembering. Oh hey, all right, well you're
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  Speaker 1: still you're stilled to come in. I have a question. Okay. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you guys have pudding right, um? Yeah, yeah, we do
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  Speaker 1: often have for our chocolate and like for residence tapioca. Um. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I mean I don't know the wa I just got
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  Speaker 1: an idea. You guys ever like mix them together and
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  Speaker 1: make like a like a choky Yokah. That sounds delicious. Max.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm hearing right now is it sounds like things
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  Speaker 1: are not okay in your role. I know Kelly reached
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  Speaker 1: out to you to have you come in, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: wondering maybe this is the best thing. Oh, things are
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  Speaker 1: great in my world. Um. By the way, when is
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  Speaker 1: nap time, Like, what time is the naps? Do you
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  Speaker 1: mean to the residence? I I don't why, No, this
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  Speaker 1: might be an awkward question. Are you on something? I'm
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  Speaker 1: on a chair? Is that what you mean? No? That
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  Speaker 1: is that is not what I mean. I you know again,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not judging here, but are you partact? Like?
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  Speaker 1: Are you protacting of any marijuana at this moment because
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  Speaker 1: we can't have people coming in? Or why do you
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  Speaker 1: have any? No? No, I don't mean I was. I
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  Speaker 1: was just testing you, m Max. It sounds like to me,
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  Speaker 1: I mean again, I don't necessarily need a you know,
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  Speaker 1: a super experienced person. But do you have any experience
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  Speaker 1: cooking for sister living facilities? Yeah? Bro, I am I
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  Speaker 1: am money bro bro at apologetics thrown at your way?
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  Speaker 1: What experience do you have? Well? Hold on, there's a requirement.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have at least? Um, let me think? Hold on?
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  Speaker 1: Let me count one, two, three? I'm sorry, what are
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  Speaker 1: you counting? Oh? What do you have any experience? Was
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  Speaker 1: counting trying to find out if you have any experience
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  Speaker 1: cooking for assisted living for so? Yeah, do you have
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  Speaker 1: like six microwaves? Uh? We do? I mean working they
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  Speaker 1: don't have to be clean though we do not have
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  Speaker 1: six microwaves? Do you only to cook hey with a microwave?
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  Speaker 1: Can I set up my PS five when I get
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  Speaker 1: there first? Because like what, I really need to grind
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  Speaker 1: on this new game. It's called piggy Coins. No, that
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  Speaker 1: will not be appropriate. That will not be appropriate any way,
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  Speaker 1: shape or fore? Okay, are you not able to hello?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Okay, you are definitely high. You were definitely high.
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  Speaker 1: This is not going to work. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why to tell we find you. Oh
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, Kelly, Yeah, Kelly, that's why she recommended
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  Speaker 1: you and me to work together on a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa who are you talking about? Because my real name
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  Speaker 1: Jose I worked for a radio struck on Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. Your co worker, Kelly set you
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  Speaker 1: up for a phone till. I'm so happy you're laughing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Kelly said that you were short staffed of the retirement home.
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  Speaker 1: You've been super stressed trying to find a fill in,
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  Speaker 1: so she just wanted us to make you laugh. I
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  Speaker 1: thought I thought he was totally high. God, I thought
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  Speaker 1: you were totally high. Wake up every morning, with weekday
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  Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,