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Phone Tap: College Daycare Rivals · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap. And we've learned our
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  Speaker 1: lesson when we prank moms calling from their school to
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  Speaker 1: say something weird happened with their kid. It took us
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  Speaker 1: a while, but after the third evacuation, we realized we
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  Speaker 1: have to take a different angle on this. That's why
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  Speaker 1: instead we call a woman whose kid is currently in
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  Speaker 1: daycare and we press a whole different set of buttons
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, I'm Darklas Speakeasy from little Daycare? Is this Tanya? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know your daughter Penelope goes.
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  Speaker 1: Here right Well?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Holry, it.
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  Speaker 3: Just took you a long time to answer, so I
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  Speaker 3: thought maybe you forgot you know.
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  Speaker 1: I just I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I just I didn't recognize your name when it came up.
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  Speaker 3: I don't. I don't think we've ever met.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm the new Nerve.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, so I'm calling to let you know we had
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  Speaker 3: to use Penelobe's extra outfit today from hercubby.
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  Speaker 2: We changed her. So just make sure to bring something
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  Speaker 2: else with you when you come pick her up.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, and she's not sick or anything, is she?
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  Speaker 2: No? No, nothing like that. She just came in a
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  Speaker 2: Notre Dame T shirt. I'm sorry. What did you not
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  Speaker 2: hear me? She was wearing a Notre Dame shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I addressed her.
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  Speaker 3: I know that she was wearing I'm wondering why she
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  Speaker 3: had to change.
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  Speaker 2: You're joking, right, No.
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  Speaker 3: Why does it matter that she was wearing a Notre
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  Speaker 3: Dame shirt.
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  Speaker 2: My family has a rich history with USC.
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  Speaker 3: You know, the Trojans fight on and it's not okay
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  Speaker 3: to wear that kind of trash around here. Wait, wait,
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  Speaker 3: just so listen, it's taken you a while to catch up.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna let you know that we got her
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  Speaker 3: out of that hideous thing, are you It put me
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  Speaker 3: in a better mood immediately, and oh my god, I
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  Speaker 3: really think all the other kids felt better about it too.
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  Speaker 1: Are you done talking?
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  Speaker 3: That's why I asked you to bring her an extra
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  Speaker 3: outfit so we don't have to deal with this again.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't know why you address her
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  Speaker 3: like that in the first place.
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  Speaker 1: Both my husband and I went to college there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it shows, definitely shows.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, what is exactly that?
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  Speaker 3: Who hell do you think you are talking to parents
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  Speaker 3: that make good money? It just go to your gay care.
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  Speaker 3: How do you think that you can call me up.
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  Speaker 2: Talk like this.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it just has taking you so long to answer
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  Speaker 3: a lot of my questions that it makes so much
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  Speaker 3: sense that that's like.
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  Speaker 1: You are the perfect representative of USC No wonder you're
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  Speaker 1: such a Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that's the best you can do. I always knew
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  Speaker 2: you guys didn't have a very big vocabulary.
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  Speaker 1: There, Like you thinks you're better than everybody, and you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna just.
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  Speaker 2: To What would be fun.
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  Speaker 3: I think it'd be so fun right now is if
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  Speaker 3: before I hang up on you, I tell you a
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  Speaker 3: little Notre Dame joke to stop.
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  Speaker 1: This is beyond professor.
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  Speaker 2: Are you ready for the joke?
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  Speaker 3: The joke is the offense, the defense of special teams,
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  Speaker 3: the coaches, in the fans.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, oh, I have another.
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  Speaker 3: I'm coming down to get the pallopy right now.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know Notre Dame's favorite holiday song?
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  Speaker 3: Stop talking, I'll be home.
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  Speaker 2: For Christmas because your season's over.
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  Speaker 3: By that, we'll show your career.
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  Speaker 2: I'm I have a final one. Do you do you
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  Speaker 2: know who falls for prank? Phone calls your mama?
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  Speaker 3: No Notre Dame fans because you just fell for one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you know? No?
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  Speaker 2: No, wait that that was actually real. This is.
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  Speaker 1: When they pull your license.
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  Speaker 3: This is actually brut of the radio show Brooke and
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: It's a joke. It's a phone tap. Your husband set
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  Speaker 2: you up.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean.
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  Speaker 2: Your husband Katn wrote us and said you two are
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  Speaker 2: huge Notre Dame fans and he wanted to mind you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, so lucky. Oh you did a really
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  Speaker 1: good job, very well.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. Week up.
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  Speaker 3: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties
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  Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,