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Phone Tap: Too Tame For Tinder · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And what's better
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  Speaker 1: than one lonely dude on Tinder? Lonely dudes who are
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  Speaker 1: related to each other as brothers. And one of them
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  Speaker 1: reached out to us recently saying, can you mess with
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  Speaker 1: my younger bro? He just got out of a relationship
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  Speaker 1: and onto the apps for the first time and he
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  Speaker 1: needs to be humbled. Yeah, nobody humbles hopeful men harder
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  Speaker 1: than our own Brook Fox.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna put that on my tombstone.
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  Speaker 1: So that's exactly what she does in your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now, it's another.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Anton. Yeah, who's this?
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  Speaker 3: I work at the Customer Care division at Tinder. This
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  Speaker 3: is Sally Mander. You you're from customer Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, from Tinder. You have an account with us, you
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  Speaker 2: joined a couple of weeks ago, right, what's just regarding.
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  Speaker 3: Unfortunately, your account has been flagged and I'm sorry to
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  Speaker 3: let you know that you will be suspended from our
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  Speaker 3: service for what what?
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  Speaker 1: What am I being suspended for?
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  Speaker 2: Content?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't send anything inappropriate.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't I didn't do anything weird exactly. That's the problem.
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  Speaker 1: What is the problem?
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  Speaker 2: Anton? Your messages have been flagged for not being racy enough.
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  Speaker 1: For not being racy enough.
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  Speaker 2: I'm being suspended because I'm too boring. This is Tinder,
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  Speaker 2: We're not bumble or hinge?
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  Speaker 3: Is this real?
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  Speaker 1: What is I've never even heard of anything like this.
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  Speaker 3: Here, I'll pull up an example because obviously you're not
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  Speaker 3: getting it. I mean I think I am.
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  Speaker 2: But sure, whatever I see here. Last Thursday, you match
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  Speaker 2: with a woman named Jessica.
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  Speaker 1: I match with a lot of people.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, she said, Hey, winky face, So so you wereplied
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  Speaker 3: with how's your evening going?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: That's polite. It's more than polite. It's disturbingly wholesome.
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  Speaker 1: What would you want me to do? How would you
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  Speaker 1: rather that?
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  Speaker 3: I reply?
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  Speaker 2: Like a question that is actually helpful?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to give you an example that always
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  Speaker 3: works from one of our Tender all stars named Marco Great. Yeah, sure,
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  Speaker 3: I'd love to hear this.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: He recently told a battie, I want to slow dance
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  Speaker 3: with you in a Walmart till they have to announce
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  Speaker 3: a cleanup on Aisle five.
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  Speaker 2: Ill, but that is hot?
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  Speaker 3: Are you hitting me? That?
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  Speaker 1: Is that actually work?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I mean that's the kind of raw explicit passion Tinder's
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  Speaker 3: looking for and you're not bringing in.
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  Speaker 2: This is not a real call because you're swearing at me. Now,
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  Speaker 2: oh what what you think Tinder has hr? Give me
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  Speaker 2: a break. God, you're so lame.
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  Speaker 3: This is unbelievable, like your customer service.
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  Speaker 1: You can't be doing like this.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, listen, if you want boring, just go over to
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  Speaker 3: e harmony. That's where all the lay masses go. Anyway,
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  Speaker 3: if I would have known that, I would have had
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  Speaker 3: to be more racy, then maybe I would have said
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  Speaker 3: more already. Okay, I'm not asking you to be racy,
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  Speaker 3: just edgy, like tell a girl you want to take
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  Speaker 3: her to Olive Garden, baby birder some breadsticks? Ew?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: What? What is that? That's just what it takes.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't even care.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna go ahead and I'm gonna close my account.
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  Speaker 2: This all right, I'm gonna cancel myself. We can play
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  Speaker 2: that game.
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  Speaker 3: Just because of that, you will be charged a forty
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  Speaker 3: nine ninety nine dollars vanilla fee.
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  Speaker 2: Because you're too wholesome.
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  Speaker 1: You can take that vanilla and see that's what I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Why am I not hearing that earlier. Oh my, can
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  Speaker 3: you say it back to me and use the word
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  Speaker 3: cheeks instead?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Sure, Finally, tee, that sounds exactly like something your brother
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  Speaker 3: AJ would say.
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  Speaker 2: He gets super nasty and way more tailed and you'll
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  Speaker 2: ever get I can.
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  Speaker 3: Tell you that on this app Where where my brother
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  Speaker 3: come into this, because he's.
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  Speaker 2: The one that set you up for this brank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: This isn't tender.
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  Speaker 3: It's actually broke from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 3: in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, don't know. Both policies have to be.
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  Speaker 2: In my head. I was like, there's no way to
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  Speaker 2: I know you're on to us. You kept saying, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: you can't be real. It's your brother's idea since you
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  Speaker 2: just joined Tinder.
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  Speaker 1: On this one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. See that's the type of talk we
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  Speaker 3: expect on Tinder.
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  Speaker 2: That's not true. I should have said it somewhere. Dude.
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  Speaker 2: You're coming from Marco for that all star position, aren't you.
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  Speaker 1: That's Marco.
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  Speaker 2: Wake them every morning.
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  Speaker 3: With phone tapsday morning
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  Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning