Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: I Won Your Wedding Invite
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- 0:16Speaker 3: Today we call a woman who's getting close to her
- 0:18Speaker 3: wedding date, and normally we'll get emails from the groom,
- 0:22Speaker 3: her bridesmaids made of honor, a lot of people wanting
- 0:26Speaker 3: to prank the bride. But today a random lady's aunt
- 0:30Speaker 3: reached out to us saying she loves our wedding crank
- 0:34Speaker 3: calls and she wants us to do one on her niece. Yes,
- 0:39Speaker 3: we're not saying no to ants.
- 0:41Speaker 2: Come on now.
- 0:42Speaker 3: This one goes out to Aunt Renee in your phone
- 0:44Speaker 3: tab right now another twenty.
- 0:51Speaker 2: Hello, oh my god, Mary Ann. Uh yeah, so I.
- 0:58Speaker 4: Cannot wait to come to your wedding.
- 1:02Speaker 2: Uh. I'm sorry, I don't know who this is.
- 1:05Speaker 4: It's Penny Darling. I'm friends with your aunt Renee.
- 1:10Speaker 2: Uh huh, I don't. I don't think I've ever met you.
- 1:12Speaker 2: What do you mean you're coming? To my wedding.
- 1:14Speaker 4: Did she not tell you I was going to be calling.
- 1:17Speaker 5: No, that little stinker. Yeah, I'm coming to your wedding,
- 1:23Speaker 5: and I could not be more pleasing A pig and punch.
- 1:27Speaker 2: I never heard that saying, But what what it makes?
- 1:31Speaker 4: I'm excited. I'm just so thrilled. Renee showed me pictures
- 1:34Speaker 4: of you and your fiance.
- 1:35Speaker 5: And good were honey, quite it took us on that boy,
- 1:39Speaker 5: I got me a little hot.
- 1:43Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but my aunt doesn't have a plus one.
- 1:48Speaker 2: It's just her. She's the only one that somebody's Well
- 1:51Speaker 2: let me.
- 1:51Speaker 5: Stop me right there, honey, she knows that she's not
- 1:54Speaker 5: allowed to bring plus one.
- 1:55Speaker 4: I am the one I'm going in place of her.
- 1:58Speaker 2: That's not how this that's not how it works.
- 2:01Speaker 4: Oh but it is.
- 2:03Speaker 2: It is because it replaced herself with someone I don't
- 2:06Speaker 2: even know. This is my wedding. I ran for eight months.
- 2:11Speaker 5: Everything you're saying, I know, and I am so excited.
- 2:15Speaker 4: Well, let me tell you a story about what happened.
- 2:17Speaker 2: All right, No, this is not happening. This is not happening.
- 2:20Speaker 5: I sat next to her at the Bengo Hall the
- 2:22Speaker 5: other night, and let me tell you.
- 2:24Speaker 4: She made a friendly little wager.
- 2:26Speaker 5: And all I need to say is that when G
- 2:28Speaker 5: sixty two.
- 2:29Speaker 4: Hit whoo, she handed that invite right over to me.
- 2:32Speaker 4: I want it fair and square.
- 2:34Speaker 2: My aunt is not allowed to give her invitation away.
- 2:38Speaker 2: It's not a raffle.
- 2:40Speaker 5: It is a wedding, absolutely, a wedding that I respect
- 2:43Speaker 5: so much.
- 2:44Speaker 4: And when I showed my lawyer that invitation for a lawyer, oh,
- 2:49Speaker 4: I didn't know how you were going to react. So
- 2:51Speaker 4: just to be safe, what are you talking about?
- 2:53Speaker 5: When he saw that it does not say non transferable?
- 2:57Speaker 4: He says, I'm in what.
- 3:00Speaker 2: Wedding invites are not transferable?
- 3:03Speaker 5: People know that.
- 3:04Speaker 2: It doesn't have to say it not transferable for people
- 3:07Speaker 2: to know that.
- 3:08Speaker 4: Well, actually, by law?
- 3:09Speaker 5: Does I mean if you don't want someone else coming
- 3:12Speaker 5: in another person's place like I am.
- 3:14Speaker 2: Get it through your head, you job. This is my
- 3:17Speaker 2: wedding now.
- 3:19Speaker 4: The reason I call it you know, because I'm already going.
- 3:21Speaker 4: That's already done. No, I just wanted to ask you
- 3:23Speaker 4: what kind of role you want me to play? Roles?
- 3:26Speaker 5: I was an actress when I was younger, and I
- 3:28Speaker 5: did some village theater.
- 3:29Speaker 2: That's I want to play any role this is my wedding.
- 3:32Speaker 2: You are not coming again.
- 3:35Speaker 4: That's been settled.
- 3:36Speaker 5: So I know I can be a crier. I can
- 3:39Speaker 5: be the laugh of a party. Oh do you need
- 3:41Speaker 5: me to get out on the dance floor and raise
- 3:43Speaker 5: the room?
- 3:44Speaker 2: A crazy person. I don't know why you think you're coming.
- 3:47Speaker 2: You are not coming.
- 3:49Speaker 5: I really do hope that your aunt chose chicken for me, though,
- 3:51Speaker 5: because I am definitely allergic to fish.
- 3:54Speaker 4: You not to believe the hives that break out in
- 3:58Speaker 4: my back.
- 3:58Speaker 2: I don't care what my aunt told you. I am
- 4:01Speaker 2: the bride, me, not you.
- 4:04Speaker 5: Well, brad Zille coming out and you right there, I
- 4:06Speaker 5: will have dards at the door so you cannot come in.
- 4:09Speaker 4: Oh I'm coming, and you're a renee can batching me?
- 4:11Speaker 5: Once she wakes up from although shoot her she was
- 4:13Speaker 5: doing at the Bingo hall last night.
- 4:15Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about?
- 4:17Speaker 5: If she wasn't three sheets to the wind, well, we'd
- 4:19Speaker 5: probably never be having this conversation.
- 4:21Speaker 2: I am so stressed out right now. I don't even
- 4:24Speaker 2: know what to shay to you.
- 4:26Speaker 4: I mean, after that fifth drink.
- 4:28Speaker 5: She even contacted this radio station Broke and Jeffrey in
- 4:30Speaker 5: the morning to do a prank.
- 4:31Speaker 4: Phone call on you. Wait wait, makes the craziest decisions.
- 4:36Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
- 4:38Speaker 4: This isn't your aunt's friend. It's actually Broke from the
- 4:40Speaker 4: radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
- 4:42Speaker 5: We're doing a phone tap on you. No way, your
- 4:47Speaker 5: aunt Renee set you up.
- 4:49Speaker 4: I did not believe she did that.
- 4:52Speaker 5: You know, she's just excited for your big day and
- 4:54Speaker 5: wanted to let you know that she's so excited.
- 4:56Speaker 4: And pretty sure this is your wedding gift because she
- 4:59Speaker 4: ran out of money at the bingo. That's a joke, right,
- 5:02Speaker 4: I'm not sure on that one, that one could actually
- 5:04Speaker 4: be real.
- 5:08Speaker 5: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
- 5:11Speaker 5: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.