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Phone Tap: Costume Rival · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It is phone tap time. But first, Brooke and Jeffrey's
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  Speaker 1: Halloweek starts on Monday. And to get you ready for it,
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  Speaker 1: we're calling a woman who's the reigning champ of her
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  Speaker 1: company's annual costume contest. She's won the last four years
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  Speaker 1: in a row. But now she's about to get some competition.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: When Brooke poses as the cocky new employee at her
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  Speaker 1: office who's set on taking her down. So let's help
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  Speaker 1: get you into the spooky spirit with your early Halloween
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, this is Melissa.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Melissa. This is Pauline in accounting. I'm new here.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think we've met before.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I don't think so. Hi. It's really nice
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  Speaker 3: to meet you or phone meet you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, same.
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  Speaker 3: So I just wanted to say the reason I'm calling
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  Speaker 3: is because I heard the company is doing some sort
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  Speaker 3: of like Halloween party with a potluck and costumes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we do that every year. It's really fun.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I was talking with some people and they
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  Speaker 2: said you won last year.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah i was marty mcfly on the hoverboard so i
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  Speaker 3: took the grand prize oh yeah i saw a picture
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  Speaker 3: i was i wasn't impressed oh thank you no i
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  Speaker 3: said i was not impressed oh uh what do you
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  Speaker 3: mean yeah the wig was bad And I mean, the
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  Speaker 3: vest wasn't even the right color and the hoverboard looked
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  Speaker 3: like it was made out of cardboard. Well, it was,
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  Speaker 3: but I put like five layers of paint on it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: to me, your Marty McFly looked more like a roughed
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  Speaker 3: up Melissa McCarthy. I mean, I'm really sorry. Did I
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  Speaker 3: miss something? Because I thought we just met. Do we
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  Speaker 3: have some kind of a problem?
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  Speaker 2: Well, that depends.
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  Speaker 3: The last two companies I worked for, I won first
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  Speaker 3: prize costume every year. Wow, you really seem to think
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  Speaker 3: you're a big deal, huh?
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  Speaker 2: Just clever.
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  Speaker 3: Last year I went as identity theft.
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  Speaker 2: Taped a bunch of different names all over my body.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I guess good for you. good as an understatement
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  Speaker 3: it was great for me and my trophy case and
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  Speaker 3: back when i was pregnant i painted my belly to
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  Speaker 3: look like the star wars death star huge hit never
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  Speaker 3: even seen the movie okay then the next year i
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  Speaker 3: dressed up like i was in the 1950s put a
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  Speaker 3: bullet hole in my shirt and dressed up my baby
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  Speaker 3: in a batman costume and then like let him.
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  Speaker 2: Crawl all over me blood everywhere What?
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  Speaker 3: You remember when the Joker shot Batman's parents and then
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  Speaker 3: Batman witnessed it? What is wrong with you? That is
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  Speaker 3: really messed up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, look who's talking, Mrs. Marty McFailure. Yeah, trust me,
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  Speaker 2: it was a huge hit.
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  Speaker 3: So you just called me to rub in my face
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  Speaker 3: that you're going to beat me at the office Halloween party.
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  Speaker 2: No, honey, I called to warn you, okay?
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  Speaker 3: I think it's probably a good idea if actually you
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  Speaker 3: just drop out completely, you know, save yourself from the embarrassment. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: that is not going to happen. Like, Halloween is my thing.
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  Speaker 3: I am not going to give it up for Ms.
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  Speaker 3: I'm new to accounting. You know the good news about
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  Speaker 3: my department and yours? We have the same office fridge,
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  Speaker 3: so I'd be a little careful with your lunch today. What?
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  Speaker 2: Wouldn't want you to get sick eating that salad. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: that would be terrible right before the big contest.
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  Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So you are threatening to
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  Speaker 3: poison me over a workplace costume contest.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what just happened? I just said be careful.
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  Speaker 2: I care about my new co-workers.
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  Speaker 3: This is bullshit. You don't call someone up out of
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  Speaker 3: the blue and say that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, would you rather me just say enjoy second place?
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  Speaker 2: Would that have been better?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. All right. Come at me. Bring your best
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  Speaker 3: because this is on. Oh, shit.
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  Speaker 2: No, shit. Like, I'm going to paint my big belly
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  Speaker 2: as a Death Star and win or have my baby
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  Speaker 2: roll around in blood.
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  Speaker 1: It's such a winning idea.
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  Speaker 2: What the f * *.
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  Speaker 3: * is wrong with you? You are sick. This is
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  Speaker 3: exactly how your friend Tango said you'd react if I
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  Speaker 3: kept pushing you. Don't even try to bring my friend
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  Speaker 3: Tango into this. This is between you and me, f * * *.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay. I'm just saying I don't work with you.
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  Speaker 2: This is Brooke from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the Morning. We're just doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe I believe this.
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  Speaker 3: Like I just went off on you like that.
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  Speaker 2: You are competitive. I mean, I thought it was real.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you were coming at me.
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  Speaker 1: You're so convincing.
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  Speaker 2: You're totally going to steal one of my costume ideas,
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  Speaker 2: aren't you?
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  Speaker 3: Come on, the Batman one's pretty good with the dead
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  Speaker 3: parent and the baby and the blood. I mean, it's
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  Speaker 3: so twisted, but I probably would vote for that. It's
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  Speaker 3: so messed up, but it's so on it at the
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  Speaker 3: same time.
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  Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.