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Phone Tap: Instant Best Man · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And have you already
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  Speaker 1: had a run in with somebody out in public or
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  Speaker 1: even over the phone where the person on the other
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  Speaker 1: end one hundred percent knows you, but you have no
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  Speaker 1: idea who they are? Yeah, like so bad all the time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm terrible with names and faces, And he's like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm your husband, bro yea not ringing a bell? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah. It can be really awkward, and you have
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  Speaker 1: a choice in that moment. Do you try and go
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  Speaker 1: along with it and pretend like you actually know them?
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  Speaker 1: I always do? Do hey, brother or sister? Have you
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  Speaker 1: seen oh god, I'm forgetting their name? Yeah? Or do
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  Speaker 1: you cut your losses and just come clean? Well, the
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  Speaker 1: guy on the phone today tries to fake it at
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  Speaker 1: the start, but he just can't do it because Jose
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  Speaker 1: puts a lot of pressure on him, and then things
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  Speaker 1: get really messy after that. You'll hear it in your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now the twenties. Hello, Hey, Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: is this Landon? Yeah? This is him, dude, Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? I am so glad this is the right number. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: I've been trying to get a hold of you for
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  Speaker 1: weeks now. Who is this? This is Ricky? I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to blank Ricky. Who it's Ricky Martinez? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: You know who this is. Anyway, I need to tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. I think you are about to be stoked.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to be the best man on my wedding.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulation Dude, I'm sorry, what is this? I thought I
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  Speaker 1: was going to be single forever And anyway, I need
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  Speaker 1: to give you some details because it's actually gonna happen
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  Speaker 1: this weekend. You know this is This is a lot
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  Speaker 1: this weekend. Yeah, dude, I know, but I really could
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  Speaker 1: use you by my side. Man. You know I hate
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  Speaker 1: to do this too. I'm thinking I'm busy. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: good thing. The dates flexible. I can always move it
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  Speaker 1: around your schedule. When do you want to be my
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  Speaker 1: best man? Next Tuesday? Thursday? What's your schedule looking like
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  Speaker 1: bro Ri Ri Ricky. I'm sorry. I don't mean to
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  Speaker 1: interrupt you or anything like that. And upfront, my apologies
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  Speaker 1: of this sounds rude or mean or whatever, but I
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  Speaker 1: have no idea who the hell you are. Whoa dude?
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  Speaker 1: You're funny, you almost add me that is no, dude,
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  Speaker 1: that's exactly why you're gonna make the greatest best man out. Curiously,
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  Speaker 1: I literally don't know who you are. Oh, you're being
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  Speaker 1: for real like you're serious. Yes, I won't gotten hurt.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe you wouldn't remember me. Do you recognize
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  Speaker 1: the name Rowdy Ricky? No, not at all. Man, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: We went to middle school together, remember me. Now, I'm
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  Speaker 1: the one who got kicked out for suspected arson. I'm
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  Speaker 1: inspected obviously. Yeah I went there, but I still don't
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  Speaker 1: remember you. And that was like twenty years ago. It
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  Speaker 1: was a real long time ago, man. Honestly, in your defense,
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  Speaker 1: I was only there for a little bit of time.
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  Speaker 1: But dude, you made a huge impression on me and
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  Speaker 1: I was hoping you'd remember that. Dog. You don't remember
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  Speaker 1: the lunch room? What do you mean by the lunch room?
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  Speaker 1: You know there was that day in the lunch room.
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  Speaker 1: That's when we became best friends. Best friends, Bro, This
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  Speaker 1: is the story I tell all my friends and family.
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  Speaker 1: It was that time at lunch when you were about
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  Speaker 1: to sit down to a table, and then you saw
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  Speaker 1: me and said, hey, that was the first time I
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  Speaker 1: made a friend. No, after that, you inspired me. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: So I got kicked out for the stupid quote unquote
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  Speaker 1: arson or whatever they call lighting a fire. I ran away.
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  Speaker 1: I went to a boy's home, I learned jiu jitsu,
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  Speaker 1: and then I joined the Navy to earn college credit.
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  Speaker 1: I got new university, and I begged so many sorority girls,
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  Speaker 1: all because of you. Dude. No, no, I don't remember
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  Speaker 1: any of this. Well, I remember all of it, and
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  Speaker 1: I was going to save this for my speech at
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  Speaker 1: the wedding. But I'm actually I'm naming my firstborn son
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  Speaker 1: after you, Bro. I'm naming him land in the second,
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  Speaker 1: since he'll be the second most important landing of my life.
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  Speaker 1: I guess who's the first. You? Yeah, I kind of
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  Speaker 1: got that. I got you really don't think you should
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  Speaker 1: do that? Wow, that's disappointing. Well, at this point, I
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  Speaker 1: need to tell you something, and I don't ever want
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  Speaker 1: you to forget what I'm about to say. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: love you, Landon and I'm never ever letting you leave
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  Speaker 1: my side again. You better get a restraining order. Land
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  Speaker 1: We stop. Stop. Listen. This is just way too weird
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  Speaker 1: for me, way too weird. I don't know you, I
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  Speaker 1: probably never did, and I guess we never want to.
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  Speaker 1: I still love you as soon does your buddy Jason,
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  Speaker 1: because he set you up for this freak phone call
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  Speaker 1: kidding me. My name's Jill Say for the radio show
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. None of this was real, bro, Dude,
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  Speaker 1: that was so freaky. You knew some things from my
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  Speaker 1: past that you shouldn't know. That was weird. Jason told
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  Speaker 1: me everything. Man, He said, you've been friends since you
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  Speaker 1: were in middle school and just wanted to set you up. Dog. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: he's such a kid. Oh you remember Jason, but you
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  Speaker 1: don't remember Ricky. Huh No, I definitely don't remember Rowdy Ricky,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm glad I don't. He's a freak. Man. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: off the air, dude, this is not gonna make the
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  Speaker 1: final cut. I still love you, shut man. You're freaking
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  Speaker 1: me out now. Every morning five