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Phone Tap PODCAST: My Daughter Ain't Beyonce · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm moving. Hello, This is Connie. Hi Connie. My name
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  Speaker 1: is Rick and my daughter Shilah is in your dance class.
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  Speaker 1: Oh hi, missus, how are you? I'm not great? Actually,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that. What's the situation? Well, you've
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  Speaker 1: caused quite a stir in my household, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: appreciate it. Uh okay, um, could you give me a
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  Speaker 1: little more information? I would love to. My daughter Shilah
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  Speaker 1: came home the other day after dance class and I
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  Speaker 1: don't really know how to put this, but she was crushed. Um.
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  Speaker 1: I I don't remember her being upset about anything when
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  Speaker 1: she left. What she was very upset? Apparently, Lee, you
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  Speaker 1: told her that she danced like a little Beyonce. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure what the problem is, so I mentor
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  Speaker 1: a problement? Well, I'll tell you what the problem is.
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  Speaker 1: Shilah doesn't know who Beyonce is because I've shielded her
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  Speaker 1: from all of the popular smut that is online and
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  Speaker 1: on TV. Okay, um, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that
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  Speaker 1: you had anything against pop stars or well, let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you this. For the last twenty four hours, I've
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  Speaker 1: had to teach her who Beyonce is because she wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: leave me alone about it. Okay, And now she wants
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  Speaker 1: to launch a solo career and hook up with a
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  Speaker 1: rapper and she's only seven. Is this is a laughing
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  Speaker 1: matter to you, because it's not funny to me at all. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's a huge problem. Excuse me, excuse me.
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  Speaker 1: It is a major problem. She won't even talk to
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  Speaker 1: me or her mother anymore, she said, is that we're
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  Speaker 1: getting in the way of her career. Well, I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: it's just, you know, a moment she's having or something.
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  Speaker 1: I can't stand to have a little diva running around
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  Speaker 1: my house asking to take pictures of her every three minutes. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that you need to take pictures of her.
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  Speaker 1: I won't. I told her I won't have it, and
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  Speaker 1: so she hired one of the neighbor boys, and now
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  Speaker 1: he's following her around taking pictures on whatever cell phone
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  Speaker 1: device he has. I'm not sure what you want me
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  Speaker 1: to do. I'll tell you tomorrow. Tomorrow in class, you
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  Speaker 1: need to tell her that she is not talented and
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  Speaker 1: then compare her to a washed up reality star. I
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  Speaker 1: really don't even care which one it is. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna do that. Excuse me, I'm her parent. You will
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  Speaker 1: do what I say. She's seven. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: tell a seven year old that they're not challenged. She's seven,
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  Speaker 1: and we need to She's seven, and we need to
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  Speaker 1: nip this in the bud. You need to crush her dreams.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to crush her dream People do not
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  Speaker 1: go to dance classes or send there's seven year olds
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  Speaker 1: to dance classes to have their dreams crush. Fine. Fine,
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  Speaker 1: If you won't verbally crush her dreams, then I need
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  Speaker 1: you to trip her. Did you just say trip her?
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  Speaker 1: You want me to trip your ven year old daughter?
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  Speaker 1: I did. Maybe if you when she's doing a dance move,
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  Speaker 1: you could I do not trip the girls in my class. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm requesting that you do this as her parent. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to do that? What would what if she
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  Speaker 1: got hurt? You kick the back of her foot so
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  Speaker 1: that she trips and falls. And to kick your daughter,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to kick her hard, just enough so
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  Speaker 1: that she falls. In the class laughs at her, and
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  Speaker 1: then she will have no aspirations of dancing. You can
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  Speaker 1: just blame it on her being clumsy. Nobody will know
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  Speaker 1: the difference. This could be our little secret. No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't set out to humiliate my seven year old. I
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  Speaker 1: will monster. I know it's a lot to ask to
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  Speaker 1: trip a seven year old. That's why I'm willing to
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  Speaker 1: pay you. I'm willing to pay you. You have not
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  Speaker 1: to be kidding me twenty five dollars. No, absolutely not.
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  Speaker 1: Wife know that you're calling. Can I speak to her?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, I'd rather not know about this. I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: you don't want her to know about that because you
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  Speaker 1: just asked me to trip your daughter. Maybe your brother
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  Speaker 1: James wouldn't mind if you tripped a seven year old.
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  Speaker 1: What Yeah, maybe your brother James, maybe he'd be okay
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  Speaker 1: with it. You want to talk to him? How do
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  Speaker 1: you know who my brother is? Because this is a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call? Oh my god, are you kidding? No,
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  Speaker 1: James wanted to prank you because he said he's tired
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  Speaker 1: of hearing about all the little Beyonces in your class.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe that. But seriously, though,
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  Speaker 1: I think you need to stop. Okay, you're feeding egos
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  Speaker 1: and that's not a good thing. Week up every mornings
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