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Phone Tap PODCAST: Your Cars Stolen, Goodbye · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time.
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  Speaker 1: What eight hundred do you y away? It's another Jubila
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties, Tony, I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Jimmy Tartlett calling from I was looking to
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  Speaker 1: speak with Daniel's Daniel. Hey, Daniel, how are you? A
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  Speaker 1: quick question? Are you currently driving your car? No, I'm
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  Speaker 1: on vacation in Mexico. Oh okay, well then I must
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  Speaker 1: let you know that your car has been stolen. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: have a nice day, Thank you very much. Yes, why
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  Speaker 1: did you say my car was stolen? Yeah, it looks
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  Speaker 1: like we got an alert that your car alarm went
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  Speaker 1: off and it looks like a shattered window. Then the
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  Speaker 1: alarm was disabled, and now it's currently being driven around.
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  Speaker 1: So best of luck to you bring them back. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: don't hang up. Are you serious? Yes? I am so,
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  Speaker 1: now you know. Okay, have a good day. We'll see
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  Speaker 1: you later. Wait. Yeah, that's it. You're just saying your
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  Speaker 1: car stolen, have a good day. Can you do something
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  Speaker 1: to help well? I'm doing something. I'm learning you that
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  Speaker 1: your car has been taken. You have to basical I
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  Speaker 1: can't do anything. Well yeah, well that's that's a tough situation. Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you're satisfied with our service, and if you
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  Speaker 1: do have satisfied, I am not satisfied. I will have
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  Speaker 1: the details of where my car is right now. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: unfortunately you're paid for the basic package, so I'm not
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  Speaker 1: allowed to do anything more than just alert you that
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  Speaker 1: your car has been taken. So I've done my job.
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  Speaker 1: Good luck getting it back though, I really wait, stop
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  Speaker 1: trying to hang up on me. You just called and
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  Speaker 1: told me my car solen. You won't give me any detail.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you could shut off the engine if it
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  Speaker 1: was stolen. Well we can, but that's part of the
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  Speaker 1: premium package. You have the basic package. Well, just upgrade
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  Speaker 1: me or something and shut off the engine. I could
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  Speaker 1: upgrade you, but that takes a few weeks to go through,
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  Speaker 1: so in that time I don't know where I may't
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  Speaker 1: been paying for this. If this is all you do,
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  Speaker 1: can you at least just tell me where it is? Like,
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  Speaker 1: help me a little o? Good? Okay? Lee? Okay, Danielle
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  Speaker 1: I am. I'm not supposed to do this, but you
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  Speaker 1: sound kind of sad, so yeah, I've really that what
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  Speaker 1: I am okay matters that anyway, I'll I'll make an
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  Speaker 1: exception here. Let me let me pull up your vehicle information. Okay, finally,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, no problem. Let me just pull it up
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  Speaker 1: on my computer here. One second? Do do? Do? Do? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: What is going on? What is so funny? I'm so sorry,
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  Speaker 1: but I just opened up my computer browser and my
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  Speaker 1: Twitter account was open, and I just saw this hilarious
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  Speaker 1: tweet forget Twitter, where's my car? Cats shouldn't wear glasses?
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  Speaker 1: Am I right? Okay? I know your car's been taken,
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  Speaker 1: but a cat wearing glasses? Think of that? Right now?
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  Speaker 1: Stop it. I don't give a about what's on your Twitter.
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  Speaker 1: Can you please just find my phone call? Okay, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: let me pull it up here. I see you drive
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  Speaker 1: a NISSANSA correct, yes, okay, brand new. Quick question? What
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  Speaker 1: kind of gas mileage does that get? Because I know
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  Speaker 1: about what kind of gas mileage it gets, Just focus
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  Speaker 1: and helpfully find my car, and absolutely I will do that.
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  Speaker 1: I was just wondering because I was thinking about in
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  Speaker 1: a new car. I mean the gas. Minds must be
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  Speaker 1: pretty good because it looks like they've taken it pretty far.
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  Speaker 1: They took it far. Where is it? Oh, it looks
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  Speaker 1: like it looks like your car's been taken to Mexico.
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  Speaker 1: That's convenient because you didn't you just say you're on
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  Speaker 1: Vaca in Mexico. Yes, I'm in Mexico. Where in Mexico?
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  Speaker 1: Where is my car? I wonder if the car just
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  Speaker 1: like drove itself to you because it missed you. It's
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  Speaker 1: a joke. You're joking with me. My car is stolen
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  Speaker 1: and you're making jokes. Well, you know, I thought a
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  Speaker 1: little comedy might brighten your day. My day is not brightened.
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  Speaker 1: My car is still stolen, and you are an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: If there's someone else I can talk to, maybe a
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  Speaker 1: supervisor or someone because you're the absolute worst. I bet
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  Speaker 1: you'd love to talk to the person that took your car.
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  Speaker 1: I know I would. I've got questions. Yeah, but right
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  Speaker 1: now I need to talk to someone who can help me.
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  Speaker 1: So who can I talk to? You might want to
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  Speaker 1: talk to your friend Dana. How do you even know Dana? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: because she's the one that set you up for this
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call? She'd probably know a little bit about this. Yeah, Frank, yes,
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  Speaker 1: this is actually just so what part of this is
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  Speaker 1: a prank? All of it? Does that mean my Carson stolen? No,
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  Speaker 1: it's not. This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning doing a phone tap on you and
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  Speaker 1: your friend Dana set you up. Oh my god, I
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  Speaker 1: cannot believe this. She said that you're on vacation and
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  Speaker 1: she wanted to mess with you. Oh my god, that's
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  Speaker 1: how a killer. We'll have a fun rest of your
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  Speaker 1: vacation margarita right now. Well maybe, if you're lucky, you're
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  Speaker 1: Carl show up in time and you can split a
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  Speaker 1: margarita with it. Oh yeah, you're hilarious.