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Phone Tap: Quad Ad Premium Rental · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred doui
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  Speaker 1: away dot com or call eight hundred do you y away?
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  Speaker 2: Did you know?
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  Speaker 3: Three out of four people on this show can't legally
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  Speaker 3: rent a car, one because of age and two because
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  Speaker 3: of previous felonies.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I'll let.
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  Speaker 3: You guess who is I'm That's why I was happy
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  Speaker 3: when we got an email saying would you mind posing
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  Speaker 3: as a rental car company and screwing with my husband
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  Speaker 3: while he's on vacation. And we said absolutely yes, because
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  Speaker 3: if we can't drive them, we might as well prank
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  Speaker 3: our listeners about rent of cars. And we call this
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  Speaker 3: one quad advantage. You're gonna hear why in your phone?
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  Speaker 3: Tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Another on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm with it, Rennakar.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Justin Credible.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, your your name's Wyatt, It's Justin Credible.
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  Speaker 2: Is my last name.
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  Speaker 1: Is?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry? Is this mister David Wins?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Yes it is Hi.
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  Speaker 2: David, Can I call you Dave? Maybe davey David. David's fine, okay, sorry,
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  Speaker 2: just trying to have some fun anyway, David, I see
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  Speaker 2: here on my screen that you are currently running one
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  Speaker 2: of our vehicles. Looks like it's a twenty nineteen Ford
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  Speaker 2: Fusion Sedan Fancy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, it's there. They're like an issue or something.
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  Speaker 2: No, there's no issue, but we did receive a notification
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  Speaker 2: in our system that says your premium subscription wasn't activated
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  Speaker 2: by Wyatt. Your premium subscription according to the contract that
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  Speaker 2: you signed at the rental counter. You check the box
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  Speaker 2: for our quad advantage. I don't that's advantage Avantage advantage advantage.
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  Speaker 2: We trademarked it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't advantage any thing about what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, that's okay. This is just a courtesy call
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  Speaker 2: letting you know that's starting at noon today, all of
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  Speaker 2: your premium features will disappear, and that includes all the
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  Speaker 2: function of your windshield wipers.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, what would my windshield wipers?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, those only come with our quad AD premium service.
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  Speaker 2: The quad AD stands for advantage advantage.
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  Speaker 1: So you're saying I have to pay extra to use
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  Speaker 1: my windshield wipers.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, but I think we can both agree that's a
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  Speaker 2: pretty important.
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  Speaker 1: Add on ad do it.
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  Speaker 2: I think you should pay the subscription.
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  Speaker 1: Your windshield like whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Rain, that's a good thought. Rain does happen occasionally, depends
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  Speaker 2: on the cloud.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Also, at noon, make sure to take any valuables out
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  Speaker 2: of the trunk because we will we will permanently lock it.
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? That's also part of the premium subscription,
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  Speaker 2: the gowd.
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  Speaker 1: Ad man, I need to use my trunk and I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to see my family airport tonight.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, where much bag? Instead of focusing on
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  Speaker 2: the negative and what you're not getting, let's take a
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  Speaker 2: look at the tremendous value you're receiving under our advantage
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  Speaker 2: basic plan.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's not this is not happening.
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  Speaker 2: You'll still be able to turn on your car. Oh
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  Speaker 2: that's important.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So you're saying that I can actually turn on
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  Speaker 1: the car that I'm paying money for. Use, correct and
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  Speaker 1: thank you, Thank you for the general office.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome. By the way, your side mirrors will still
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  Speaker 2: be active, at least the driver's side one will be.
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  Speaker 2: I would try not to make a lot of right turns.
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  Speaker 1: I've literally read it from your company like for over
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  Speaker 1: a decade and nothing like this has ever happened. What
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  Speaker 1: is going on?
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  Speaker 2: We understand your frustration, sir, but listen. With inflation supply
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  Speaker 2: chain issues, every company has to look for new business
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  Speaker 2: models in order to survive. And that's why advantage advantage,
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  Speaker 2: advantage advantage. What about your quad bat advantage.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to airport and I'm going to turn into
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  Speaker 1: stupid card.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well that's your choice. Just do it before noon
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  Speaker 2: because after that your speed is going to be restricted
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  Speaker 2: to forty miles an hour and you won't want to
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  Speaker 2: drive on the freeway. Legal. How how are you? How
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  Speaker 2: is it allowed? It's just it's just a courtesy call.
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  Speaker 2: We appreciate your business.
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  Speaker 3: There's a scam. Are you laughing at me right now?
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  Speaker 1: I'm stressed and I don't know what to do and
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  Speaker 1: you're laughing well, sir.
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  Speaker 2: Me and a lot of people are laughing at you
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  Speaker 2: because you're on the radio right now. Watch. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 2: is actually Jose from Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you. Man.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, your wife Rena set you up.
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  Speaker 2: She said, when you rented a car. You just like
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  Speaker 2: signed the agreement without reading anything and emailed us so
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  Speaker 2: we can mess with you all you're on vacation.
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  Speaker 1: I was so busy, you guys, I could tell. I
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  Speaker 1: was literally just about to grab everything from the trunk
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  Speaker 1: and just leave the cars to abandon it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry, the trunk is actually locked now, so
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  Speaker 2: good luck with that. Oh if you want that, you
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  Speaker 2: can sign up for our sept Tople advantage. That's advantage
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  Speaker 2: advantage advantage. Okay, but it is trademarked. Don't steal it. Sure,
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  Speaker 2: wake up every morning was no tap weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 2: the twenties, frooking Jeffrey in the morning,