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Phone Tap: Brushing Bad · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we're gonna prank a substitute teacher who goes around
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  Speaker 1: to different districts and fills in at elementary schools as
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  Speaker 1: an art teacher.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I thought you were just going to explain to
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  Speaker 2: us what a substitute teacher was for a second.
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  Speaker 1: Particularly this guy. His girlfriend reached out and said, lately
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  Speaker 1: he's been having some strange experiences, mainly with other school staff. Oh. Interesting,
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  Speaker 1: and that's why I'm going to pose as the vice
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  Speaker 1: principal of the new school that he's attending tomorrow to
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  Speaker 1: go over our game plan and make it just a
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  Speaker 1: little bit weird. In your phone, tap right now, an, Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Vice Principal Thomas Dugan from Elementary. Oh it's
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  Speaker 1: Jeremy right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, are you calling because I'm I am subbing there later.
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  Speaker 1: Have you heard the joke? Why did the substitute teacher
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  Speaker 1: bring a ladder to class? Uh? Huh so he could
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  Speaker 1: reach his students? That's fine, Yes, it's trademark. You can't
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  Speaker 1: use that one. Yeah, but we are super happy that
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  Speaker 1: you're joining us, of course. And look, I'm sure you've
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  Speaker 1: already heard all about in the news what happened to
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  Speaker 1: our last art teacher. Mister Klein, So sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't hear anything. I just thought it was just
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  Speaker 2: a regular like he just needed a day off.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot more than a day off. It's like
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  Speaker 1: he's taken his career off. What like, have you heard
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  Speaker 1: of the show Breaking Bad?
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  Speaker 2: I'm familiar with Breaking Bad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what happened, except he was cooking paint.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean cooking? I mean that movie is
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  Speaker 2: about message talking about what do you mean cooking?
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  Speaker 1: Date, he was like selling tainted paint to middle schoolers
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  Speaker 1: and got into some turf war with an art teacher
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  Speaker 1: from another school. It got really ugly. But again, you
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  Speaker 1: can read all about it. It's in the news.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well google it.
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  Speaker 1: Gets Apparently Netflix is going to interview a few folks
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  Speaker 1: tomorrow about it for some docu series.
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  Speaker 2: Well no, you're wait, are you serious? Netflix is going
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  Speaker 2: to be at this school.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're in talks with us to do some
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  Speaker 1: sort of series called Brushing Bad.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a hole to do. It doesn't really involve you,
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  Speaker 1: so you don't have to worry about it. It's just
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  Speaker 1: nice to get back to normal and have an art
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  Speaker 1: teacher who's not on FBI's Most Wanted So thank you.
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  Speaker 2: He was on the FBI list again.
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  Speaker 1: You know that's in the past. So the reason for
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  Speaker 1: my call today is because Pickles got loose.
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  Speaker 2: Well, who's what is Pickles? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, they didn't tell you about it. Okay, So Pickles
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  Speaker 1: is the invisible emotional support hamster for the art class.
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  Speaker 2: Invisible what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, why are you laughing?
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  Speaker 2: Because I don't understand what you mean by I've heard
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  Speaker 2: of animals in classrooms like a hamster, But you just
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  Speaker 2: said he's an emotional hamster, emotional support hanster. But then
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  Speaker 2: you said he was invisible.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, apparently mister Klein invented him one day when
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  Speaker 1: he got too close to the fumes and the paint
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  Speaker 1: mixer when mister Pickles was born.
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  Speaker 2: What is going on in what is going on in
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  Speaker 2: his classroom? Is? So?
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  Speaker 1: I mean the kids, this is the big issue. The
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  Speaker 1: kids all loved.
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  Speaker 2: Pickles, but doesn't sound like Pickles.
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  Speaker 1: Mister Klein got into a mood, said he ran out
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  Speaker 1: the door one day. So we've had to come up
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  Speaker 1: with a plan to kind of deal with this, and
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  Speaker 1: that's where you come in.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm just planning on coming there and teaching just.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, but also a little bit more because when
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  Speaker 1: you're about halfway into your first class, you'll hear an
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  Speaker 1: announcement over the loud speaker and I'm going to play
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  Speaker 1: a car crash sound effect. Why, well, I'll get to
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  Speaker 1: that because I'm going to be in the background. You'll
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  Speaker 1: hear me saying, oh no, no pickles, And I want
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  Speaker 1: you to take the whole class and run out into
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  Speaker 1: the parking lot.
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  Speaker 2: Why would I do that?
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  Speaker 1: And I'll be out there on my knees sobbing in
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  Speaker 1: front of a car time and then we can finally
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  Speaker 1: be done with that whole chapter.
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  Speaker 2: This seems insane.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like, are you upset because I'm the one
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be holding him? Like you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: be the hero. You can't hold him, but then you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to try mouth to mouth on him to
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  Speaker 1: try and save his life.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not doing mouth to mouth on a fake emotional
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  Speaker 2: support animal.
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  Speaker 1: Oh look, I'll level with you. A lot of parents
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  Speaker 1: are upset that a drugged out art teacher created an
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  Speaker 1: invisible glory hamster, so we have to put an end
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  Speaker 1: to it.
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  Speaker 2: It is a lot that I'm stepping into I thought
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  Speaker 2: I was just subbing in to be the art teacher
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  Speaker 2: for a day.
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  Speaker 1: Well you are, and now that you're part of the school,
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  Speaker 1: you need to help us with the messaging to the children.
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  Speaker 1: So just look shocked and scream pickles in horror. Can
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  Speaker 1: you do that?
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  Speaker 2: No? I can't, No, I can't. I can't do this.
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  Speaker 2: This is I'm sorry. This is not a good match.
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  Speaker 1: Are you can? Because your girlfriend Kat said that you
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  Speaker 1: would be a perfect match for this.
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  Speaker 2: What what do you mean my girlfriend Cat? Why did
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  Speaker 2: you talk to my girlfriend?
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  Speaker 1: At least she said you'd be a perfect match for
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  Speaker 1: this prank phone call where the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey pranks you even without huffing a bunch of paint.
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  Speaker 1: I think it works. Yeah, because my name is jeff
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  Speaker 1: from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, we're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, your girlfriend Kat said that you're subbing it
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  Speaker 1: at a new school and you've already had a few
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  Speaker 1: weird experiences.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah I have.
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  Speaker 1: It's good. She wanted us to give you the craziest
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  Speaker 1: one yet.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you had me going, I mean, oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe you're not willing to run out into
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  Speaker 1: the parking lot and screen pickles. No until you brush bad.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I hope not week up every morning with phone
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  Speaker 2: taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 2: the morning