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Phone Tap: Pin Daddy Bowling League · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: When you move to a new city and you don't
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  Speaker 1: know anyone, you're kind of an introvert. It can be
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  Speaker 1: hard to make.
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  Speaker 2: Friends, oh for sure.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the situation for a guy named James whose
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  Speaker 1: wife has been trying to help out by signing him
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  Speaker 1: up for a local bowling league.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: He hasn't met any of the other guys from it yet,
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  Speaker 1: but he's about to. Oh good, because the team captain
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  Speaker 1: is going to give him a ring and welcome him
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  Speaker 1: properly in your phone.
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  Speaker 2: Tap right now. Hello, Hey, welcome to the league, sugar Fins.
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me.
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  Speaker 2: This is Julian, your team captain, Spirit coach Chuman Glitterbama.
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  Speaker 2: We got their slats. We are not really slats though.
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  Speaker 2: We are just a team of bowling people.
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  Speaker 3: James, Sir.
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  Speaker 2: James, and welcome to the league. You are our new
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  Speaker 2: Wednesday night bowling squad, baby right, our new member.
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  Speaker 3: All right, I know what's happening. My wife signed me
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  Speaker 3: up to join the bowling league. I forget. I apologize.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, I don't care who signed you up. Your
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  Speaker 2: first match is this weekend and you have got to
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  Speaker 2: know a couple of rules. Okay, all right, Okay, first thing,
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  Speaker 2: we do high five we air case what no?
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  Speaker 3: Not a what? Like?
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  Speaker 2: No practice right now?
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  Speaker 3: Nah?
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  Speaker 2: Air case?
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me, sir, you know what.
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  Speaker 2: You'll understand listen. Also, we do not wear bowling shoes.
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  Speaker 3: What do you wait a secy? What do you mean?
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  Speaker 3: No bowling shoes?
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  Speaker 2: We wear combat boots, maybe wedges. I know it's different.
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  Speaker 2: We don't do warm ups. We do stretching to this pasito,
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  Speaker 2: this pasito. I don't know the words, but I love
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  Speaker 2: the song, Sir, I am, and guess what I expect
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  Speaker 2: full body engagement from you, James, Dude.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to be one hundred percent with you right now.
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  Speaker 3: Oh go ahead, this is like way different I know.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me how much better is it with the bowling slots.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, got their slots. I got our name wrong.
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  Speaker 3: This is just way different than what I was expecting.
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  Speaker 2: To be honest, Jase, you are right because we also
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  Speaker 2: do not allow balls under twelve pounds because that's not
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  Speaker 2: really a ball. That's like a marble. We're not playing
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  Speaker 2: Chinese checkers.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you sound like you have a lot of rules. Honestly,
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  Speaker 3: I haven't bowled in a long time.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, trust me. Nobody's expecting you to roll a perfect
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  Speaker 2: game or half our team just shows off for the
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  Speaker 2: mont Realistics and trauma bounding. Do you like drama? Do
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  Speaker 2: you have much?
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know how to answer that, honestly, but
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  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to tell you I did not mean
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  Speaker 3: to sign up for whatever this league is.
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  Speaker 2: Oh how cute. It's too late now.
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  Speaker 3: No, we were signing up a regular bowling league. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, James.
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  Speaker 2: You need to listen to me. Okay, I'm your team
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  Speaker 2: captain and leader, member, spirit coach. Okay, listen, your jacket
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  Speaker 2: is being embroidered already as we speak.
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  Speaker 3: My jacket is being made.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I've called you peen Daddy Supreme. It's on the
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  Speaker 2: back of your shirt pin Daddy pein Daddy Supreme.
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  Speaker 3: C Whatever this league is, like, that's good for you,
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  Speaker 3: but that's not my style. That's not gonna work, Jams.
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  Speaker 3: I think I need to get off the phone. I
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  Speaker 3: need to speak with my wife about this.
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  Speaker 2: No, this is important. Do not back out. You need
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  Speaker 2: this league, okay, and frankly we need your energy.
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  Speaker 3: No, come on, come on.
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  Speaker 2: The last guy in your spot was a mysterious accountant.
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  Speaker 2: With a dark past who just bold to forget. What
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  Speaker 2: is that about? Huh, I'm crazy bowling to forget?
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  Speaker 3: Dude. I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: be showing up.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you know, it's okay, but before you go, I
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  Speaker 2: do need to come clean about one thing. You are
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  Speaker 2: in the bowling league, but not this one. What you
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  Speaker 2: are not a gutter slat.
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  Speaker 3: Huh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because this is actually Jose from the radio show
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a
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  Speaker 2: phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's no, my god, with this damn phone.
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  Speaker 2: You're right man. Your wife Charlotte set you up for
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  Speaker 2: all this.
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  Speaker 3: No way, Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Jess weapon daddy. Charlotte said, you just have moved and
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  Speaker 2: haven't met many people yet, so she wanted to break
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  Speaker 2: the eyes. Maybe with some combat boots and some passion.
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  Speaker 2: Huh trauma dumping.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy. I was so confused. Some type of underground
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  Speaker 3: league or cold I didn't know what.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh hey, baby, it can be both. I like the
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  Speaker 2: underground idea. Oh, let us go to the basement wake
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  Speaker 2: up every morning with phone chaps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,