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Phone Tap PODCAST: Butt Water · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d hy away?
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  Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away the twenties. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: is this sausage? Yes? Hey, this is Casey right back.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the guy that put the bio recycling unit into
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  Speaker 1: your house. I just wanted to check and see how
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  Speaker 1: things are going with it. So what Sorry, the bio
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  Speaker 1: recycling unit. Um, I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.
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  Speaker 1: They should have explained it to you when you moved in.
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  Speaker 1: It's really cool, um, but it takes your sewage from
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  Speaker 1: like your toilet and stuff, converts it into your drinking
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  Speaker 1: water and your shower water and everything else. It's a
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  Speaker 1: new it's like the newest in green innovation. Um. No
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  Speaker 1: one told me that when I moved in. I think
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  Speaker 1: I would definitely remember if someone told me that I
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  Speaker 1: was drinking sewage. What's name Casey? Yeah? And the builders
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  Speaker 1: should have told you how long have you been in
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  Speaker 1: your house now? Uh? Like four weeks? Oh? Why what
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  Speaker 1: four weeks? Yeah? Um? That is not good? Um? Why
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  Speaker 1: they the guys that the plant just turned on your
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  Speaker 1: conversion switch a week ago. Okay, what the hell does
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  Speaker 1: that mean? Can I just be blunt with you here
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  Speaker 1: for a second. Yeah, for most of the time in
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  Speaker 1: your new house, you've been showering and drinking what we
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  Speaker 1: in the business call butt water. What the hell is
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  Speaker 1: butt water? Straight water from your sewage that you've been
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  Speaker 1: showering and drinking like my own I'm sorry, um wow,
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  Speaker 1: I've seriously like I've been showering and drinking and like
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  Speaker 1: cooking with the well. I guess yeah, technically, yes, we
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  Speaker 1: were never told bio recycling. Like, if you moved in early,
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  Speaker 1: it could be your own fault that you've been showering in. Buttwater,
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  Speaker 1: how is it my own fault? I didn't even know
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  Speaker 1: about it. You should have called us when you moved in.
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  Speaker 1: How could I call you when I don't even know
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  Speaker 1: you exist? Okay, Well, you should really be familiar with
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  Speaker 1: the house you're moving into, especially with new technology like biograps,
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  Speaker 1: things that weren't told to me about this house. You
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  Speaker 1: can't not inform someone and then tell them that it's
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  Speaker 1: their own fault they've been drinking their own I do
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  Speaker 1: want to I do want to let you know, drinking
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  Speaker 1: buttwater can actually be nutritious for you, because four out
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  Speaker 1: of five Dennis actually recommend that you gargle with butt water. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's good for the teeth. There is no possible way
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  Speaker 1: that gardling with your own species is like good for you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm cut. If you do it, do it into the toilet.
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  Speaker 1: That way, it'll get recycled into Oh my god, don't
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  Speaker 1: even Hey, Sasha, this is actually jewel from Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jubil in the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you what it's a joke,
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  Speaker 1: you're not And wait, your husband set you up. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, I seriously thought I've been drinking for like
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  Speaker 1: the freaky week, Sasha. The technical term is butt water. Okay, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so happy that I haven't been drinking butt water
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  Speaker 1: week of every morning with