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Phone Tap: Costumes In The Courtroom · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: away Today we.
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  Speaker 2: Call a guy who's extremely nervous about his upcoming court
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  Speaker 2: appearance to fight a parking ticket. Apparently he's got the
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  Speaker 2: pre trial jitters, which again, this is a parking ticket,
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  Speaker 2: not some class A felony.
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  Speaker 3: And that's why I want to.
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  Speaker 2: Make this the most awkward conversation possible leading up to
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  Speaker 2: the big event. And it was perfect timing because a
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  Speaker 2: scheduled court date just happens to fall on Halloween. No,
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  Speaker 2: you'll hear it in your phone.
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  Speaker 4: Tap right now another.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, My name is Diana Thrope Morton calling from County Courthouse.
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  Speaker 4: I clurk for Judge Garcia.
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  Speaker 3: Is this Jonas H Yes it is. How can I
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  Speaker 3: help you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I see you got a court date coming up for
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  Speaker 4: a parking ticket violation. It looks like yeah, okay, Well,
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  Speaker 4: first I'm calling to check you are planning to contest
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  Speaker 4: that ticket. Correct, Yeah, I mean, okay, good. I don't
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  Speaker 4: need more than that. Just yeah, it's fine, listen.
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  Speaker 3: Just want to let you know that it wasn't my fault.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, save the sob story. I'm not the judge or
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  Speaker 4: the jury. Yeah, but uh, you probably already know this.
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  Speaker 4: But the court date is on Halloween.
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  Speaker 3: I did see that.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, good. So you should also know Judge Garcia loves
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  Speaker 4: the holiday and a strict dress code will be enforced.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll probably just wear suit to court.
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  Speaker 4: Like, no, I need to know what your costume is
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  Speaker 4: going to be.
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  Speaker 3: A costume for court.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, I don't have a lot of time here. Like
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  Speaker 4: I said, Judge Garcia a huge fan of the holiday,
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  Speaker 4: and he won't accept anyone walking into his courtroom without
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  Speaker 4: a proper costume. So I need to know what do
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  Speaker 4: you have, ma'am.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know this was a thing. I didn't prepare
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  Speaker 3: to buy a costume for court.
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  Speaker 4: I understand this maybe news to you, but this this
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  Speaker 4: is coming up in a few days, So I need
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  Speaker 4: to know what do you have in your closet. We
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  Speaker 4: just got to find something that Judge Garcia can look
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  Speaker 4: forward to.
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  Speaker 3: The only thing I have in my closet right now
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  Speaker 3: might be yes, a clown costume I had from like
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  Speaker 3: years ago. I don't even know if that sits me.
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  Speaker 4: Anymore, because what do you want to pay double the fine? No,
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  Speaker 4: I don't Judge Garcia hates clowns.
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  Speaker 3: How would I know that I just saved you from.
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  Speaker 4: A contempt charge and a night in jail. You're welcome.
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  Speaker 3: Listen. I don't really know what to do here because
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  Speaker 3: I don't have any costumes.
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  Speaker 4: I don't Okay, fine, let me look at my list
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  Speaker 4: of what I already have. Hold on, let's see.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, what do you have already for what.
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  Speaker 4: We costumes are coming into the court already? I've got vampires, which, well,
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  Speaker 4: actually two witches here wait, pumpkin dance man. I don't
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  Speaker 4: even know what that is, but Judge is interested, so
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  Speaker 4: we checked that.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, so people are really doing this?
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we've got two twenty something's caught with open container.
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  Speaker 4: They're coming as the Powerpuff Girls. I guess it's right
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  Speaker 4: on theme for them, so, ma'am, Oh weird? I've got
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  Speaker 4: three baby Yodas, okay, one Jake from State Farm, oh
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  Speaker 4: and a Tanya from White Lotus. You ever seen that show?
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  Speaker 3: No, I can't say that I have.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not familiar either. I think she's a drunk,
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  Speaker 4: which actually checks out for what she's coming in for.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a little computer. What do you want me to
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  Speaker 3: do here?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm thinking you can throw something together. Last second,
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  Speaker 4: how about Drew Barrymore. She's got that sappy talk show
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  Speaker 4: right now.
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  Speaker 3: I don't look anything like her, and I have no
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  Speaker 3: idea how I would even start to put that together.
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  Speaker 4: How about Captain Underpants. I got no one coming in
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  Speaker 4: as that. It's a children's book. Super easy. All you
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  Speaker 4: have to do is show up in you're tidy whities
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  Speaker 4: with a red cape.
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  Speaker 3: With all due respect to the judge. I can't really
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  Speaker 3: just show up in my underwear to court to fight
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  Speaker 3: a traffic to give the I mean, I get it.
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  Speaker 4: It's not what I would want to wear either, especially
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  Speaker 4: with the air conditioning in here. But judge would appreciate it,
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  Speaker 4: and he might even throw out your case. I just
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  Speaker 4: put a note right here Captain underpins three.
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  Speaker 3: P So man, wait, wait if I show up in
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  Speaker 3: my underwear, then don't throw out my case.
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  Speaker 4: I got no promises for you, but I can't tell
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  Speaker 4: you it's going to be a lot easier to go
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  Speaker 4: through the metal detector when you come in.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, it's because I won't be wearing any clothes. Is
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  Speaker 3: that what you mean?
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  Speaker 4: Just big tidy whities, a red cape and a real
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  Speaker 4: dumb look on your face. But you can get that done.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really want to do this, but I mean,
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  Speaker 3: if you're saying that if I do this, he'll throw
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  Speaker 3: out my case in court, then listen.
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  Speaker 4: The only thing I can promise is that your brother
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  Speaker 4: Kevin will get a good laugh out of this.
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  Speaker 3: Wait.
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  Speaker 4: What, Yeah, because your brother haven't set you up for
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  Speaker 4: a break phone call?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no way, that's.
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  Speaker 4: This is actually broken from the radio show Brooke and
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  Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, thank god. If I don't even wear tidy whitey,
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  Speaker 3: he said.
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  Speaker 4: You're such a pansy. You're nervous about your court dato
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  Speaker 4: a stupid parking ticket.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I'm just trying to make you shut
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  Speaker 3: on points on my on my on my license. Oh man.
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  Speaker 3: And I was actually gonna do it too. Oh god, I.
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  Speaker 4: Bet you would have totally won the courtroom Halloween costume contest.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think I would have gotten another ticket while
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  Speaker 3: I was there.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my wake up every morning was phone taps weekday
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  Speaker 4: mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,