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#6 Phone Tap of 2024: Look Who's Talking Meow · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Are you ready for your number six phone tap? In
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  Speaker 2: our top ten phone taps of Christmas Night?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, got hi, guys.
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  Speaker 4: Well.
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  Speaker 2: In this one, Brook calls a woman who just dropped
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  Speaker 2: her cat off at the vet because she thinks her
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  Speaker 2: feline friend's been feeling under the weather.
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  Speaker 3: But what does her cat think?
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  Speaker 4: Huh?
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  Speaker 2: Luckily, the new AI Cat Translator can help us find
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  Speaker 2: out what's really going on in that sweet little Kiddi's
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  Speaker 2: brain during your number six phone tap of the Year
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  Speaker 2: is Brook and Jeffrey's ten phone tabs to Christmas six?
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, I'm calling for a few veterinary clinic? Is
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  Speaker 3: this scilla?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Hey?
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  Speaker 1: Is this about Luna?
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  Speaker 5: How she doing?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: It is.
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  Speaker 3: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball
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  Speaker 3: of yarn?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: This is like a joke. Oh, she had a litter
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  Speaker 3: of mittens.
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  Speaker 4: You liked that that's good because we love some veterinary
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  Speaker 4: humor over here.
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  Speaker 3: Kind of light in the mood.
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  Speaker 1: That's cute.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, I help Winna doing well. I don't know
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  Speaker 4: if the doctor told you, but we have some amazing
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  Speaker 4: new technology here at the clinic's disposal. It's called Look
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  Speaker 4: who's talking me out?
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  Speaker 3: That's not a joke, but it is clever. It's very clever.
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean.
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  Speaker 4: It's the first ever science backed AI powered cat translator device.
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  Speaker 5: I don't I don't know if I understand what that is.
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  Speaker 4: Basically, anytime your Luna makes a little mew or a noise,
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  Speaker 4: we can run it through the app and he understands.
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  Speaker 3: What she needs.
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  Speaker 1: What are you serious?
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  Speaker 4: Amazing?
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  Speaker 1: How is that? If that's really possible, I tell you it.
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  Speaker 3: Is definitely above my pay grade. Totally blows me away.
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  Speaker 1: That's insane.
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  Speaker 5: I've never heard anything like that.
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  Speaker 4: No owners have just been amazed and it has been
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  Speaker 4: so helpful.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, We're.
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  Speaker 4: Gonna try it right now. That way you can hear
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  Speaker 4: what your little Luna is saying. Hold on, Luna, Luna, can.
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  Speaker 3: Now let me get the translator.
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  Speaker 5: I miss my owner? Where is she?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 4: Are you kidding. I know she's so sweet'll be home
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  Speaker 4: to give you.
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  Speaker 3: So maybe she'll answer us. Luna, how are you feeling?
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  Speaker 5: Are you feeling bitty better? My owner used to give
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  Speaker 5: me yummy food, but she changed it to some generic crap.
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  Speaker 5: What what?
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  Speaker 3: I know? It's pretty shocking to hear your cat's thoughts.
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  Speaker 1: Wait?
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  Speaker 3: Is she right? Did you recently make a change with
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  Speaker 3: her diet?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we changed brands, but I thought it was like
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  Speaker 4: a fancy or upgrade.
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  Speaker 5: You are lying, you were trying to cheap out.
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  Speaker 1: Why?
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  Speaker 3: Oh goodness, I'm not lying, Luna. Do you love your owner?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I think that's a yes.
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  Speaker 5: She forgets my birthday every year.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, we adopted her.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what day she was born.
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  Speaker 5: How does she even know what day she's born?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 4: I might say that she's not feeling too great about
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  Speaker 4: you missing her big day?
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  Speaker 3: Is she? What's that? Luna?
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  Speaker 5: It makes me feel bad, like when my owner eats
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  Speaker 5: microwave lasagna and has to spend hours on the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that doesn't even happen.
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  Speaker 5: Can come on, now, it really does happen. She also
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  Speaker 5: never washes her hands when she leaves the restroom.
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  Speaker 4: What that's not true either.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a little embarrassed to even be part of this conversation.
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  Speaker 5: No, this isn't even a conversation.
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  Speaker 1: This isn't even real.
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  Speaker 3: What's that, Luna?
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  Speaker 5: I've also seen her drink out of the toilet. Hey hey,
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  Speaker 5: I don't think you was broken or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: But none of this is true.
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  Speaker 3: Well maybe she's talking about your dog. Do you have
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  Speaker 3: a dog?
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  Speaker 5: No, we don't have a dog. It's her. It's definitely her.
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  Speaker 4: Who Yah? No, are you?
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  Speaker 5: I don't understand how you could say such a thing.
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  Speaker 5: My owner has bad taste in male companions.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't even had a male companion over in a year.
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  Speaker 2: That's Luna.
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  Speaker 5: The last boyfriend was a loser. His name was Mike.
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  Speaker 5: What the hell is happening here? How does she even
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  Speaker 5: know that? It's funny how we all sleep differently. My
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  Speaker 5: owner sleeps on her back, I sleep on my side,
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  Speaker 5: and Mike sleeps with everyone else.
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  Speaker 1: What I know?
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  Speaker 4: Luna?
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  Speaker 2: Stop talking?
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  Speaker 1: Shut up?
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  Speaker 4: This is I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even don't want to do this anymore.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, we need to stop this. It's a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not really a cat. What I'm just a sound
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  Speaker 5: effect machine.
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  Speaker 1: Mio.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand.
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  Speaker 5: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Oh you missed that last one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was your cat telling you that this is
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  Speaker 4: actually Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a
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  Speaker 4: phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: Your high school friend Amanda set you up.
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  Speaker 5: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Luna says that she sees your Instagram posts of
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  Speaker 4: your cat all the time and wanted to play a
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  Speaker 4: little joke on you. And Luna can't believe that you
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  Speaker 4: cheaped out on that cat food.
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  Speaker 3: Not a good look.
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  Speaker 4: Go for a better price.
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  Speaker 1: That was your number six phone tap of twenty twenty four,
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  Speaker 1: Freaking Jeffrey in the Morning.