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Phone Tap: Talkin' Turkey Legs · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call no. Jose and Alexis have
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  Speaker 1: been to renaissance fairs for what you're doing at the
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  Speaker 1: renfair a lot, Yeah, and they made a lot of
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  Speaker 1: unique individuals who participate in those. In fact, one couple
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  Speaker 1: went there recently and they've been going for the last
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  Speaker 1: five years now. It is tradition for a lot of people. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and the lady reached out to us saying we should
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  Speaker 1: prank her husband because under his kilt he refused to
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  Speaker 1: wear underwear to the event. I'm supposed to write, I
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  Speaker 1: don't technically, but most people please just assume every man
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  Speaker 1: with the kills there's children around. However you feel about it,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna doth protest her idea. In fact, it
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  Speaker 1: sounds like a very fine idea for your brand new phone.
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  Speaker 1: Tap right now on the twenties. Hello, what hoe is this, sir?
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  Speaker 1: Michael Steven Ah, Yeah, my name is Chadwick from the
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  Speaker 1: renfare Board, from the Renaissance fair. Ah, yes, the land
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  Speaker 1: of gallant knights, fair maidens and rivers of grog. Did
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  Speaker 1: you partake good sir? Yes, I was there. Um, that's
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  Speaker 1: the question you're asking, what is this? What is this
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  Speaker 1: all about? Alas, I must decree this shall be your
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  Speaker 1: final visit to our glorious and noble gathering. But what
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  Speaker 1: do you mean? You are hubuy and forevermore banished from
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  Speaker 1: these walls, and if you attemptory entry, our fine centuries
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  Speaker 1: will approach and giveth you the royal businessness? Can you
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  Speaker 1: talk in normal English to this? I can understand you. Yeah, okay, sure.
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  Speaker 1: We had a bunch of accusations that you weren't wearing
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  Speaker 1: anything under your kilt what Yeah, and people saw it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why anyone would would accuse me of that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean like, were you wearing underwear? I mean no,
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't. But did the nobleman of Dumbree Castle in
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  Speaker 1: Galway County wear them? Well? I think do no. But
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  Speaker 1: that was the sixteenth century and now we've had scientific
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  Speaker 1: advances called underwear. Come on, man, you can't ban me
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  Speaker 1: for a rule that doesn't even exist. I mean, you
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  Speaker 1: guys don't have that laid out anywhere. It sound like
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  Speaker 1: I saw that rule anywhere. To be fair, I don't
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  Speaker 1: think we should have to tell every patron, hey, do
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  Speaker 1: you got your underwear on? Okay, you can come in fine.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of know that this is literally the first
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  Speaker 1: time I'm hearing of this, But I'll just wear them
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  Speaker 1: next year. It's like, you don't need to. I'm afraid
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  Speaker 1: that the vendors that the artisan marketplace won't allow that.
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  Speaker 1: What is it to them? You know the turkult guy,
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  Speaker 1: Joe so that you made some comments comparing it. What
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  Speaker 1: are you trying to say that He said that I
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  Speaker 1: compared it to his turkey legs. I don't know. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: in your case it was just like a turkey wing.
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  Speaker 1: You've come on, that's the case. You should probably go
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  Speaker 1: see a doctor get that checked up. Well, Actually, that
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  Speaker 1: never happened. I don't know where he's getting this information
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  Speaker 1: from and why he's accusing me of that. Absolutely never happened.
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  Speaker 1: Look Sir Michael or Mike Mikey whatever, I want to
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  Speaker 1: believe you. But then Felix, you know the guy who
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  Speaker 1: works in the magic potion booth, he filed a complaint.
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  Speaker 1: Well what did he say? He said something that you
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  Speaker 1: mentioned something about your magic wand and then you shouted
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  Speaker 1: Alcima's eye and then you flashed him. What. Yeah, no, way,
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  Speaker 1: that did not happen. You're denying it. Yeah, absolutely, that
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  Speaker 1: did not happen. I don't understand. And who is making
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  Speaker 1: up this nonsense and spreading these lives that did not happen.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure it didn't happen because others have come forward,
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  Speaker 1: like you know, Marian made Marian at ye old caricature shop.
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  Speaker 1: What is she going to say that I flashed her too? No, No,
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  Speaker 1: she didn't say that you flashed her. But I did
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  Speaker 1: have Joe the turkey leg guy describe what he saw
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  Speaker 1: and Marian used her face paints to make a rendition.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a full second. You had made Marian do a
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  Speaker 1: police sketch of my dad. We didn't make her do it.
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  Speaker 1: She'd the dad of her own free will. This is
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  Speaker 1: absolutely insane. I want to be on your side here,
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  Speaker 1: so maybe if you just send me a young pick
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  Speaker 1: of your turkey leg right now, you are out of
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  Speaker 1: your mind. That is not going to happen. Okay, well
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  Speaker 1: then I'll just have to run it past your wife, Rachel,
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  Speaker 1: to get to the bottom of this. By all means,
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  Speaker 1: please do, because I would never ever embarrass my wife
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  Speaker 1: by doing something stupid like what you're saying. This is
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  Speaker 1: absolutely ridiculous. Well that's interesting because she would embarrass you
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  Speaker 1: by putting this conversation on the radio and making you
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  Speaker 1: the target of a prank phone call. Are you serious? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she would do that. Is this a prank call? Did
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  Speaker 1: Rachel set this up? She did for I am sir
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  Speaker 1: jeff of the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: And this does be a phone tap? Wow? Wow, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you have been tapised. I can't believe it. I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe that you just admitted to not wearing underwear under
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  Speaker 1: your kills. I'm sure it wasn't the only one. That
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  Speaker 1: doesn't make it okay, I mean made Mary And clearly
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  Speaker 1: she had something to say about, didn't she. Do you
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  Speaker 1: want to compare turkey legs? Bro No, I'm good Man's
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  Speaker 1: Wake Up every morning with Pea, Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning.