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Phone Tap PODCAST: Lost Wedding Dress · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubiles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI
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  Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubules friends at one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred dy Away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy Away.
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  Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred day
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  Speaker 1: taps on the twenties toy I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: this is ups Um. Oh you called us? Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank god you caught me back. I've
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  Speaker 1: been calling you like for two days. Yeah, so you
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  Speaker 1: have my package? Right? Oh? Well I did have your package.
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  Speaker 1: I did my wedding dress. Isn't side that package? What
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  Speaker 1: do you mean you did have it? Well, Um, I'm
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  Speaker 1: the driver and so they asked me to call you.
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  Speaker 1: But it's just been one of those crazy days, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean. We're like nothing seems to be
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  Speaker 1: going right, dude, get to the point, where's my package?
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  Speaker 1: It's really a funny story. If if you got a second,
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  Speaker 1: I can explain to you what happened. No, No, I don't, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have any fair minutes here. I'm getting married
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  Speaker 1: this weekend and there was nothing funny can come out
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  Speaker 1: of a story. If you lost my wedding dress, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: there's nothing funny here. Well, you probably already know that
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  Speaker 1: I dropped it off at the wrong place, right, No,
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  Speaker 1: I did not know that. I have not been able
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  Speaker 1: to get an answer from anybody. Okay, okay, well my bad.
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  Speaker 1: I dropped it off at the wrong place, but I
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  Speaker 1: went back and got it. Awesome. Okay, where will I
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  Speaker 1: meet you? I will meet you. I will get it
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  Speaker 1: from you. I should also tell you that when I
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  Speaker 1: went back to get it, the door of the truck
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  Speaker 1: was unlocked, and when I took off, the packages went
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  Speaker 1: all over the highway. So the box is skilled everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Wait are you? Yeah? I know I was disappointed too.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't believe I did that with a dummy. What
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting, man, I do you understand? In two days? Highway? No,
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  Speaker 1: that's the good news. I was able to find your package.
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  Speaker 1: Out of all the things that I dropped on the highway,
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  Speaker 1: I was I was able to locate yours. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to hear anymore. I just want my dress in
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  Speaker 1: my hand. Okay, this is where the story gets really
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  Speaker 1: kind of kind of weird and funny. Dude, if you
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  Speaker 1: say funny one more time, I swear to God I
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  Speaker 1: will come down to ups and I will kill you,
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  Speaker 1: So understand me. I opened the package and the dress
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  Speaker 1: looked fine, like there was no damage. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank god, Oh my god. Okay, don't
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  Speaker 1: don't breathe keep my dress there? Okay, okay, but here.
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  Speaker 1: But here's the kicker. I had my wife try it on.
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  Speaker 1: You sound like you're not okay with that. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: You any idea what you have done? You want to
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  Speaker 1: ruining my life? An idea? Sacred a woman wedding gown?
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  Speaker 1: It she looked beautiful in it, though, she just looked gorgeous.
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  Speaker 1: It's just a really really nice dress. Stop talking to you.
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  Speaker 1: Put the pictures of it up on moving dot com
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  Speaker 1: if you want to check them out. Stunning, she looks stunning.
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  Speaker 1: Did what didn't wait? The radio station? Yes, because this
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  Speaker 1: is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel. In the morning,
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. Your fiance set you up. He said that
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  Speaker 1: he got your dress the other day not to work.
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  Speaker 1: Why what do you do that to me? Oh? I'm
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  Speaker 1: so crazy right now? Really sounds like you got it
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  Speaker 1: all under control to me.