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Phone Tap: Raise A Glass For The CEO · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred asking for a raise.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it's right, Yeah, don't do it. Yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 1: talking about money with your boss or your supervisor. That
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  Speaker 1: can be a really stressful moment for any employee. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but what happens if you work for a medium sized
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  Speaker 1: company and your request for more money gets patched right
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  Speaker 1: up to the top to the CEO who's currently on vacation.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's not good. I thought it was good for
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  Speaker 1: a second. It's not great. But that's what we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do today. And of course Brooke is playing the role
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  Speaker 1: of over intoxicated, no nonsense CEO. It was a stretch, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was. How will this conversation go? Find out in
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  Speaker 1: your brand new phone? Tap right now on the twenties. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: Hi is this Rob if Rob speaking? Hi Rob. My
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  Speaker 1: name is Julian. I'm the executive assistant to the CEO.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Hi, how are you today? Good. Thanks for asking.
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  Speaker 1: I'm reaching out because we got a message from your
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  Speaker 1: direct supervisor that you just did your performance review and
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  Speaker 1: in it you asked for a raise. Yeah. I've been
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  Speaker 1: with the company for a good bit now and haven't
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  Speaker 1: received a race yet, so I thought it might be
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  Speaker 1: it might be the appropriate time for that. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, just so you know, I'm only the executive
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  Speaker 1: assistant here, so I don't have any authority to grant
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  Speaker 1: you a pay increase. All that needs to be approved
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  Speaker 1: directly by the CEO. Oh oh it does. I guess
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize it goes all way to the tops
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  Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, and you know she's on vacation Barbados
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  Speaker 1: right now. Okay, so I'm just gonna go ahead and
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  Speaker 1: patch you through right to her, and I'll let you
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  Speaker 1: pitch to her why you think you deserve a raise? No, no, actually,
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  Speaker 1: it's totally fun. You know it could probably wait. Hey, Rob,
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  Speaker 1: so just hold on for a second while I talked her. Okay, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you know it's I don't really want to bother her. Hi, Miriam,
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  Speaker 1: it's Julian Miriam. What what what? I'm I'm so sorry
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  Speaker 1: to interrupt you on your vacation. Um, it's Julian. How
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  Speaker 1: are you doing? Yeah? How do you think? Julian like
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  Speaker 1: a baby? Treat? Okay? Why are you calling me right now?
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember when I told you about Rob from Finance?
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  Speaker 1: He requested a raise last week during his performance review?
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  Speaker 1: We're doing those still? Uh? Yeah, yeah, you asked us
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  Speaker 1: to do those. Oh, we'll cancel it. Well, I can't
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  Speaker 1: do that. He's already done one and he's on the
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  Speaker 1: line right now because he requested to talk to you,
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  Speaker 1: of course he is. Okay, Rob, go ahead, Hi, Miriam,
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  Speaker 1: Can I call you that? Rick? Sorry? Rob? Rob from Finance?
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  Speaker 1: How are you today? Just tell me why you want
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  Speaker 1: more of my money? Oh? No, no, I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want more of your money. I was just actually
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  Speaker 1: asking for a raise, um, because I had my performance
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  Speaker 1: review and it went really well, and I really did
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  Speaker 1: not mean to call you during your vacation. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: asking for just a raise, That's that's all I'm Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Oh no, it's my penia kolata. Half of
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  Speaker 1: it's gone. I don't remember even drinking it. Oh that's
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  Speaker 1: how you know? Question Ri? Rick? Can I ask you
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  Speaker 1: a question? How did you get two six year old
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  Speaker 1: twins to share a jet ski. Uh you know that's
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  Speaker 1: a that's a good question. I would say, maybe, um,
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  Speaker 1: maybe take turns. I don't know what do you child? Psychologists? Now? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: did you going to college? Rick? It's Rob and yes
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  Speaker 1: I did go to college. I was an econ major. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: if you do a report on like the supply and
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  Speaker 1: demand of the peanic a lotta mix in Barbados, then
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  Speaker 1: maybe I can give you a raise. Uh yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: I'll get right on that. Um. You know I like
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  Speaker 1: you awesome that I like you too. Are you hitting
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  Speaker 1: on me? Rick? No? No, no, no, no, of course not. No. No,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't like you as like a boss. You know
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  Speaker 1: you're a great boss. Oh great, Okay, so you don't
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  Speaker 1: find me attractive at all? Then, no, that's not what
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  Speaker 1: I meant at all. I mean, I you know, if
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  Speaker 1: I were you, I'm wouldn't call the CEO while she's
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  Speaker 1: on comtation and tell them they're ugly, then askotly, No, ma'am,
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  Speaker 1: I think there's been a misunderstanding. I was not calling
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  Speaker 1: you ugly. And I sorry to jump in, Miriam, but
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  Speaker 1: we're actually out of time for this prank. Phone call. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so we should probably just let Rob know what's really
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  Speaker 1: going on here. Wait did you say prank phone call? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: finally something that you understand. Rick, it's a prank phone call. Yeah. No,
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  Speaker 1: we're not the CEO and executive assistant. This is actually
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning. This is a phone tap. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: That really Wow? I was I thought I lost my
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  Speaker 1: job there. We're sorry to do it to you, man,
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  Speaker 1: but it was actually your co worker Patrick who set
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  Speaker 1: you up for this. Patrick, Are you kidding me? Through
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  Speaker 1: all the trouble to call you guys? Yeah, prank calling.
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  Speaker 1: He emailed us and said that you just had your
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  Speaker 1: performance review and you asked for a raise, so he
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  Speaker 1: thought it'd be a good opportunity to mess with you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, I definitely got to do something and
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  Speaker 1: get him back. Are you guys available? Can I like? No?
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  Speaker 1: Brook actually is in Barbados right now taking a four
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  Speaker 1: week vacation, so you have to get back to us
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  Speaker 1: in a month. Oh, she sounds angry and drunk. Rob
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,