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Phone Tap PODCAST: Ted and the Dish Guy · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d y away. We'll go to one
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred d yaway dot com. A great defense can
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  Speaker 1: be the difference between a dismiss case or jail time.
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  Speaker 1: What eight hundred dy away? Hello? Hello? Oh hey, what's
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  Speaker 1: up his Ted? Ted? Yeah, Joe? What can I do
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  Speaker 1: for you? Oh? Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. Um,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Ted. I went I was looking for
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  Speaker 1: Joe Joe. Oh yeah, I'm the guy that's going to
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  Speaker 1: be installing your new dish. Yeah. How's it going? Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's not going real well, Ted, because you were supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be here two hours ago. Yeah, dude, I'm really
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  Speaker 1: sorry about that. Um, I was I'm just running Why
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  Speaker 1: you are? Why are you not here? That's what I
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  Speaker 1: want to know. I was just running late because of
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  Speaker 1: a nap situation. But that's gonna But that's what a
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  Speaker 1: nap situation. But that's been solved, so UM, we're good
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  Speaker 1: to go. If you were taking a nap, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: plan on it. Um. And then I was out late
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  Speaker 1: last night, so I climbed in the back of the
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  Speaker 1: van for a few hours. But are you pitying me?
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  Speaker 1: You're taking a nap? No? No, dude, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: you heard me right, I took a nap, and now,
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  Speaker 1: God almighty, I don't give it when you take it.
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  Speaker 1: You took You were telling me right now that the
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  Speaker 1: reason you are late to my appointment because you wanted
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  Speaker 1: to take a nap, because you were out getting no
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  Speaker 1: last night, your fan. This is unbelievable. Hey, sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: party too, right, bro, dude one, I joyed none of
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  Speaker 1: your pass Okay, okay, So I'll be there in a
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  Speaker 1: few minutes, man, and then i'll get you. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: I may not be here in a few minutes. No,
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  Speaker 1: you got stuff to do. I'm a very busy person.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have the luxury of just taking the nap
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  Speaker 1: when I want to. It's called making a living, it's
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  Speaker 1: called being responsible. You shouldn't leave, though, don't. You shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: leave though, because you have an appointment with me to
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  Speaker 1: set up your dish, and if you if you leave,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to be able to do it because
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  Speaker 1: then you just signed stuff. When when are you gonna
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  Speaker 1: be here? Give me a time, right now? Give me
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  Speaker 1: just two minutes, three minutes, not a couple. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want a word, I want a number. How many minutes?
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  Speaker 1: Will it take a few minutes. But you sound really upset, man,
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  Speaker 1: I am bet Okay, Well, can I make it up
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  Speaker 1: to you? Let me pick you up something to eat
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  Speaker 1: on the way. No, oh my god, oh my real. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you to pick me up anything. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to pick up your ass, put it in
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  Speaker 1: your front and drive it over here. Yeah, put my
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  Speaker 1: dish on the roof, and then get that sh out
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  Speaker 1: of my life. Okay, Well, I should let you know
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  Speaker 1: that I'm really hungry now and if I show up,
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  Speaker 1: I get kind of cranky when I'm hungry. You are
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  Speaker 1: a child, you know that. Now, get in your truck,
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  Speaker 1: get over here and install the TV dish. And I
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  Speaker 1: want to know right now, how long will it take
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  Speaker 1: you to get it here. I'll be there in half
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  Speaker 1: an hour, half an hour, you'll just stead I'll be
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  Speaker 1: there in a few minutes. Why isn't gonna tap take
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  Speaker 1: thirty minutes? I'd be there quicker if you weren't keeping
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  Speaker 1: me on the phone because I can't concentrate on where
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  Speaker 1: I'm driving right now. I think it's a Corona fern.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me. I need this installed two days, so
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  Speaker 1: you need an installed Tuesday instead of right now. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I know this is really hard for you to put
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  Speaker 1: two brain cells together make it happen. You said tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: That confused me, dude, but that's cool. Listen to yourself. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you can't even complete a sentence. No, you can't. Can't
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  Speaker 1: mock me. So, hey, I think I'm on your street
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  Speaker 1: right now? Do you have a pink house? No? I
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  Speaker 1: don't have a pink housing. Oh okay, how about a
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  Speaker 1: blue one? I see one? No, I don't have a
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  Speaker 1: what's just picking out random colors of houses? No? I
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  Speaker 1: think I'm on your street and I'm trying to find
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  Speaker 1: your house. Do you not have my address? I? Actually
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  Speaker 1: I think I lost it when I was napping. Can
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  Speaker 1: you give it to me one more time? You know what? No,
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  Speaker 1: I cannot give it to you, all right, but it
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  Speaker 1: would be it would be helpful, though, you to put
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  Speaker 1: your supervisor on the phone and I will give it
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  Speaker 1: to him. Um. The thing is my supervisor is not
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  Speaker 1: with me right now, so I can't give him the phone. Well,
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  Speaker 1: then call him and have him get in touch with me.
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  Speaker 1: Because I did not want you coming to my house. Now,
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  Speaker 1: do you understand me? But you do not want you
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  Speaker 1: at my house. But you're no way in hell you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna install that GET today. You're more confusing than my girlfriend,
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  Speaker 1: Like first you want me to come over, and then
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  Speaker 1: you don't want me to come over, Like what do
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  Speaker 1: you want? Dude? Give me your supervisor right now, or
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  Speaker 1: I swear I will hunt you down and cut your
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  Speaker 1: off and I'm down your throat. WHOA dude, that's aggressive. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'd really like you to not do that to me
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  Speaker 1: because this is a prank phone call. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: that's an overreaction. What what are you talking about? This
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  Speaker 1: is a prank phone call. This is actually Jewil from
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jewil in the Morning doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you. What are you talking about? Your friend Kim
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  Speaker 1: set you up for a prank phone call? Are you
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  Speaker 1: kidding me? No, she said that you were pissed off
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  Speaker 1: that you have to keep rescheduling with these guys. So
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  Speaker 1: do you know when? I have no no idea, but
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  Speaker 1: now I hope he really doesn't show up.