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Phone Tap: Nocturnal Chowdownia · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y Away. When it comes to
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  Speaker 2: the hardest, most thankless jobs, one of them near the
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  Speaker 2: very top has to be caregivers for the elderly. Oh
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  Speaker 2: you're angels and saints if you're listening. I mean, they
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  Speaker 2: provide such a critical service, giving all their time and
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  Speaker 2: their energy and their compassion to do things that frankly,
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  Speaker 2: most people probably wouldn't have the patience to do themselves.
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  Speaker 1: That's why family sent them to homes.
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  Speaker 2: So we just want to thank them for all their
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  Speaker 2: amazing work that they do in the community. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: that we now that we've praised caregivers, it's time to
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  Speaker 2: prank one. I knew she was set up by her
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  Speaker 2: friend because she's about to start helping with a brand
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  Speaker 2: new family tomorrow and she'll need to talk with the
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  Speaker 2: family first. I don't think it's going to go very well.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you'll hear it in your phone chat right now.
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  Speaker 1: Another weekday Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, I'm looking to speak with Crystal.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's a sheep.
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  Speaker 2: Hey Crystal, this is Will. I think you just got
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  Speaker 2: hired to do some caregiving work for my family.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, hi Will, how are you?
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  Speaker 2: Hey? I'm good. I just spoke with the agency that
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  Speaker 2: recommended you, and they were telling me some pretty great things.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I've been doing this for four years for
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  Speaker 3: a lot of different families, so I'm looking forward to
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  Speaker 3: working with you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't know if the agency told you
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  Speaker 2: about the duties that are going to be involved with
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  Speaker 2: my grandpa and everything, just.
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  Speaker 3: The standard meal planning, medication reminder, helping him get things done,
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  Speaker 3: stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Did they mention the nocturnal chowdownia situation?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: Sorry?
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  Speaker 2: What was that nocturnal chowdownia? They didn't tell you?
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  Speaker 3: No, Oh, would you mind.
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  Speaker 2: Killing me in I'm kind of surprised that I mentioned this.
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  Speaker 2: So Gram's only eats when he sleeps, so the medical
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  Speaker 2: term is nocturnal chow down yet, so when he closes
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  Speaker 2: his eyes, then you're gonna have to get to work.
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  Speaker 3: Is that through like an IV then I'm assuming.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not like that. We're not at that point yet.
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  Speaker 2: But basically, he won't eat when he's awake, and obviously
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  Speaker 2: he needs food, so whenever he takes his five minute
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  Speaker 2: power naps, you need to be cramming a banana down
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  Speaker 2: in there.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm sorry, I'm I need to get this straight.
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  Speaker 3: So he has to be fully asleep like to I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 3: can you just explain it one more time, I've just
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  Speaker 3: never heard of this.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, it's actually pretty easy. So, like he'll be
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  Speaker 2: in the middle of watching Wheel of Fortune and then
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  Speaker 2: he'll counk out, and so as soon as you see
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  Speaker 2: that happen, then you need to be microwaving hot pockets
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  Speaker 2: like Martha Stewart on Crack, get him heated up, stuff
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  Speaker 2: him in his mouth before he wakes up.
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  Speaker 3: And I think that's what I'm If he's the stuffing
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  Speaker 3: in his mouth.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to have to do it as quiet as
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  Speaker 2: you can. So I recommend maybe sneaking up from behind
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  Speaker 2: and then tie his hands to the chair.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't think it will be necessary to restrain him.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, trust me, it is, because you can actually get pretty
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  Speaker 2: intense feeding him sometimes we'll try and fight it in
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  Speaker 2: his sleep, you know, yeah, because his subconscious doesn't want
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  Speaker 2: him to eat, and he'll be throwing karate chops, fists
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  Speaker 2: will start flying. But that's why the restraints are there.
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  Speaker 2: Use any force necessary to make it happen.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if I'm really comfortable using force
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  Speaker 3: to feed a patient.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, no one is really comfortable at first. But
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  Speaker 2: just to know that we have a closet full of
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  Speaker 2: rope and restraints and wires, all shapes and sizes in there.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever you need, we're behind you, all right. And okay,
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  Speaker 2: it's not for anything weird. It's just for restraining Grandpa.
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  Speaker 3: Right right. I'm sorry, this is so much information all
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  Speaker 3: at once.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, do you want to write it down?
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  Speaker 3: You know what? No, I don't think I am the
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  Speaker 3: right person for this job. I don't know if I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to be able to be a caregiver for your grandfather.
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  Speaker 2: That you have a problem feeding old people, no on
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  Speaker 2: your resume.
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  Speaker 3: What I said is that I am not the right
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  Speaker 3: person for this position, and I have never dealt with
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  Speaker 3: this condition, and I just want the best care for him.
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  Speaker 2: But but you're starting tomorrow though, and the agency said
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  Speaker 2: that you were willing to help with whatever we need.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the agency didn't tell me that I need to
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  Speaker 3: be tying up Grandpa and shoving food down his throat.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm just I'm trying to tell you that I
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  Speaker 3: will not be able to start.
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  Speaker 2: You mean spitting it in his mouth. Excuse me, you'd
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  Speaker 2: be spitting it in his mouth because Grandpa doesn't chew
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  Speaker 2: since he's sleeping, so you'll pre chew his food and
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  Speaker 2: then baby bird it into his mouth.
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  Speaker 3: And it's, oh my god, that is not how that
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  Speaker 3: is done. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: But like you can eat some of it too, if
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  Speaker 2: you want, excuse me. Like the peanut brittle that he
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  Speaker 2: has is pretty good when you chew it up and
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  Speaker 2: you just spit some to him and then swallow whatever
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  Speaker 2: you don't.
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  Speaker 3: I can't think of a worse food than peanut riddle
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  Speaker 3: to feed this man in this condition. Excuse me? Are you?
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  Speaker 3: Are you laughing?
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  Speaker 2: I mean trying not to, it's so funny. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I just you know, your friend Mason said that you
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  Speaker 2: were into this kind of stuff, so I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: maybe she was wrong.
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  Speaker 3: How do you know my friend Mason? Who are you?
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  Speaker 2: I only know her because she's the one who set
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  Speaker 2: you up for this prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Holy cry.
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  Speaker 3: Oh there's no Wishard did this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not from the family who hired you. My
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  Speaker 2: name's actually jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, your best friend Mason said that you set her
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  Speaker 2: up on a bad blind date recently and this was
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  Speaker 2: her way of getting revenge.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that didn't go well.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly though, I think you'd get a lot more jobs
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  Speaker 2: if you put baby Birding on your resume, or maybe
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  Speaker 2: you'd get more dates.
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  Speaker 3: You know. I don't think i've seen that one. I'm Tinder,
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  Speaker 3: but you never know. It's out there.
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  Speaker 2: Trust me, it works.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure it does.
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