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Phone Tap: Big Rick's Buffet Ban · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy whose family goes to church
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  Speaker 1: every Sunday and it's a tradition that after church, they
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  Speaker 1: all go together to their favorite local buffet.
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  Speaker 2: Oh it feels like Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They've been doing this for years. And it's not just
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  Speaker 1: him and his wife and kids. His extended family joins too,
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  Speaker 1: including his sister. And she's the one who set him
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  Speaker 1: up for the prank phone call today because you know what,
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  Speaker 1: when you go to the buffet, you never cut in line.
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  Speaker 1: But his sister saw him do it, so she told
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  Speaker 1: us to prank him in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, well, hello their friend. My name is big Ria.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, can I help you?
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  Speaker 3: I am the general manager over at Buck Cruz Country Buffet. Well,
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  Speaker 3: the grave it flows like a river and the biscuits
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  Speaker 3: never judge.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been there before.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yes you have.
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  Speaker 3: It has come to our a tent, it has come
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  Speaker 3: to our attention, or it has come across my eyes
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  Speaker 3: that there has been a breaching protocol, friend, and you
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  Speaker 3: are the breach, a breach in protocol and the bach precisely.
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  Speaker 4: I don't understand what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Well, all security cameras caught you and your partner dunking
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  Speaker 3: in line last Sunday.
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  Speaker 4: Matter of fact, I'm sorry to repeat that you said.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean, You and your friend was
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  Speaker 3: like two rats in a wolf sock making sweet cold
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  Speaker 3: on a Kansas City summer.
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  Speaker 4: I'm really more to choose now than when you initially called.
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  Speaker 2: Can I give you a piece of friendly advice.
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  Speaker 4: Don't think we're friends, but don't play them.
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  Speaker 2: That's what Big Rick always says.
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  Speaker 3: You cut the line of my security cameras caught you
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  Speaker 3: and hide.
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  Speaker 2: They caught you high and you know.
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  Speaker 4: Four k friend, your security cameras caught me cutting the line, Yes, sir, and.
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  Speaker 3: In my book, that is worse than licking all of
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  Speaker 3: the stickiness off Grandma's famous sticky buns.
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  Speaker 2: Now they're just buns.
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  Speaker 4: What am I in trouble? Something like what's going on? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Well, we can both agree that ain't right. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: were on the same page about that friend.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, cutting the line is not right, but I
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  Speaker 4: really didn't mean to do it.
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  Speaker 3: You I hear an excuse, because you know what they
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  Speaker 3: say about excuses.
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  Speaker 2: They're like pants.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone's got them except for me. Right now, the pants. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: too much information, but you are lying. That's the point.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, fine, I admit that I cut the line. What
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  Speaker 4: you would me do about it? I was trying to
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  Speaker 4: meet my family.
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  Speaker 3: We all past that point, friend, Big Rent needs to
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  Speaker 3: take some action. One option is to bang you from
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  Speaker 3: the buffet for one calendar.
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  Speaker 4: Ye what? No, My family and I we go there
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  Speaker 4: at the church every Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: You show up here at six am every Sunday morning
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  Speaker 3: to clean the gravy. Fountain, friend, I wouldn't want to
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  Speaker 3: wish that on my worst enemy.
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  Speaker 2: And I have a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Coming clean your gravy.
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  Speaker 3: Your gravy, it's a fountain, friend, and it is like
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  Speaker 3: trying to baptize a peg, messy, pointless, and somebody is
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  Speaker 3: definitely gonna slip.
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  Speaker 4: So those are my only two options, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know what, Well, maybe just for you, we can talk
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  Speaker 3: about the mac and cheese lake. Are you saying mac
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  Speaker 3: and cheese lake like water shore is cleaning that contraptions
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  Speaker 3: like trying to drain a mess as step as swamp
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  Speaker 3: with a.
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  Speaker 2: Texas biscuit translation. It ain't easy, friend.
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  Speaker 4: I definite hit, but I don't like any of those options.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you gotta choose one big wreck. Here is all
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  Speaker 2: clogged up, so you need to make a decision. I
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  Speaker 2: gotta go visit the outhouse.
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  Speaker 3: Well it's inside, but I still call it an out house.
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  Speaker 2: Tom's a dick. And by the way, this is like
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  Speaker 2: a bomb in my stomach.
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  Speaker 4: So what I have to the bands for a year
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  Speaker 4: or discussion.
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  Speaker 3: Or you can be humiliated in a prank phone call
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  Speaker 3: on the radio for all your friends and family to heal.
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  Speaker 4: You know what, what did you say?
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  Speaker 3: I said, this is a prank phone call, and my
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  Speaker 3: name is actually jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: What the hell are you talking about? Man?
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  Speaker 2: You're actually on the radio. Man, big Ricky big rook
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  Speaker 2: is more of a big rook?
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  Speaker 4: Is it real? Are you? Are you joking?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I guess we are. Yeah. Your sister said you
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  Speaker 2: cut the line of the buffet last week after church.
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  Speaker 2: You're caught, bro. She told us to give you a
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  Speaker 2: bad time that you know what you're doing. Why do
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  Speaker 2: you cut the light of the buffet?
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  Speaker 4: Was the last season? Chick? I knew it.
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  Speaker 2: I knew it, friend, I saw it happen with my
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  Speaker 2: own two eyes. You are caught. I will see you
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  Speaker 2: on Sunday and me and you are going to be
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  Speaker 2: drinking Graver from
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  Speaker 3: A fountain, bringing up oh my goodness, chucking Jeffrey's phone
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  Speaker 3: taps on the twenties