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Phone Tap: What's Your Drug Policy? · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: When applying for a job, there's certain perks that most
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  Speaker 1: people are looking for, like flexible work hours, free snacks
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  Speaker 1: in the break room. Oh, a designated office hookup space
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  Speaker 1: where anything goes.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I can bring some people in.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, arts is over at Brooks desk. But today Jose
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  Speaker 1: calls a manager who's been trying to fill an open
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  Speaker 1: spot at his company for weeks. And the perks Jose
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  Speaker 1: is looking for are probably not going to show up
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  Speaker 1: on any company job listing anywhere. You'll find out what
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  Speaker 1: they are in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: The twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, my name is Grant. I'm supposed to call
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  Speaker 2: you at this time.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you're right, Grant. Yeah, I've been expecting your call.
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  Speaker 3: You're looking for the administrative assistant job, right, I am.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: That's awesome. Yeah. I spoke with Kyle and he recommended you.
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  Speaker 3: He spoke very highly of you.
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  Speaker 2: And well, yeah, I'm his dealer.
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  Speaker 3: So did you say dealer like when.
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  Speaker 2: We play poker on Fridays?
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  Speaker 4: I liked I like to deal with cards, so I'm
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  Speaker 4: the deal Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I see Yeah, I kind of thought you meant something different.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, before we start the interview, is it Okay,
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  Speaker 4: if maybe I ask you a few questions about the job.
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  Speaker 3: First, sure, go ahead, fire away.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: It's just because I've had a lot of jobs in
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  Speaker 4: the past and I was wondering if this is one
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  Speaker 4: where you have to bring your own toilet paper.
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  Speaker 3: No, actually, we provide toilet paper in our in our bathroom.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, my gosh, that's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, that's great.
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  Speaker 3: I never thought of this as a park before. But
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad you're excited about this.
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  Speaker 2: That is huge. No, that's huge.
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  Speaker 4: There there there were days I forgot and then I
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  Speaker 4: don't really even want to tell you what happened after.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad they just had like magazines in the lobby
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  Speaker 2: because we.
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  Speaker 3: Don't really need to come into that. I can my
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  Speaker 3: imagination could go there.
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  Speaker 4: But right about that next question, and I hope I'm
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  Speaker 4: not asking stuff that I shouldn't be, but does your
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  Speaker 4: company do any random drug testing?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Well no, we don't really do that. But why are
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  Speaker 3: you act Yes?
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  Speaker 4: Oh good, Okay, that's what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 2: That's the good stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Well, let me just say this. I didn't really love
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  Speaker 3: your reaction to that. So is there something you want
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  Speaker 3: to tell me about yourself. Grant.
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  Speaker 2: Uh no bad.
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  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, you said are bad with a question mark.
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  Speaker 4: Let me can I try I'm gonna try again. Drugs
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  Speaker 4: are drugs are bad?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you're kind of half That was the half a question.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, next question.
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  Speaker 4: Do they have like those metal detectors or cameras or security?
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  Speaker 3: Why are you asking about that?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, I just want to make sure the buildings safe
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  Speaker 4: and secure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, we don't. We don't have any of
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  Speaker 3: that kind of stuff here. Yes, in the building.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, okay, all the boxes are being it's gonna be perfect.
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  Speaker 2: Hey yeah, yeah, yes, yes, sir.
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  Speaker 3: You are talking about a lot of stuff that kind
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  Speaker 3: of makes me really nervous and things that aren't perfect
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  Speaker 3: with our company.
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  Speaker 2: No, you shouldn't. You shouldn't be nervous.
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  Speaker 4: I'm I'm the nervous one because I just want to
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  Speaker 4: make sure this is a good fit.
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  Speaker 2: Because, uh, but by the way, you don't have any
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  Speaker 2: drug sniffing dogs by chance? Right, there's no no.
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  Speaker 3: Why why are you saying drug sniffing dogs? It's just
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  Speaker 3: we're not at the airport. Why would we have drug sniffing.
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  Speaker 4: Dog in the last place where I would bring my
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  Speaker 4: own toilet paper. I had a lot of those dogs,
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  Speaker 4: and the handlers would show up randomly.
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  Speaker 3: So I don't know where the do you worked last time,
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  Speaker 3: but that is not a good place. It was the
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  Speaker 3: DVD and you've already you've already asked me about the
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  Speaker 3: drug testing. Now you're talking about drug testing dogs.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to make sure we're checking off all
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  Speaker 4: the boxes and the t's and the eyes.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know what, Grant, I have to go with
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  Speaker 3: my gut feeling on this, and I'm just thinking that
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  Speaker 3: this is probably not going to work out for us.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's too bad. I just have one more question
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  Speaker 4: at your place of business. Did you do you guys
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  Speaker 4: allow prank phone calls from radio stations?
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  Speaker 3: What kind of question is that?
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  Speaker 4: Well, because your employee, Kyle, he set you up for
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  Speaker 4: a prank phone call. And I'm with the morning show
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  Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and my name's Jose And.
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  Speaker 3: You're not kidding, are you? I hope you're yes, yes, y, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: I did it.
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  Speaker 2: I pulled it off.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I prank you, you stupid son of
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  Speaker 4: a Oh my god, sell five.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's hilarious. Yeah, man, no, my.
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  Speaker 4: Name is actually jose Kyle said that you've been struggling
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  Speaker 4: to find a good candidate to fill the open position
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  Speaker 4: at your company. Yeah, so he wanted us to mess
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  Speaker 4: with you and pose as a fake candidate.
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad to know that, because I was kind of wondering,
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  Speaker 3: what's going on these question about drug sitting dogs and
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  Speaker 3: guy has to bring his own spoilet paper for the work.
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  Speaker 2: Well, hey, that guy needs a job bad.
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  Speaker 3: It's not working for me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, if you ever need a dealer for poker.
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  Speaker 4: For poker only, call me, all right, right right, Broock
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  Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the morning.
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