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Phone Tap: Hate A Date · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and we do
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  Speaker 1: a lot of second dates.
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  Speaker 2: On this show. Oh my gosh, so many.
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  Speaker 1: Which is why I know from our listeners it really
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  Speaker 1: does suck when you get ghosted without any reason or
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  Speaker 1: explanation for it. Nobody should feel left out in the
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  Speaker 1: dark like that, and that's why we've created a brand
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  Speaker 1: new dating service. Oh no, that could end up replacing
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  Speaker 1: our second date segment entirely. Oh, do not be surprised
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  Speaker 1: if I call you in your phone tap.
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  Speaker 3: Right now, Brooking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, is this Lisa Way?
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  Speaker 4: Uh? Yeah, this is who is this?
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  Speaker 2: This is Tom from hay to Date.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry what my name is?
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  Speaker 1: Tom? I'm calling from the service hay to Date. You've
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  Speaker 1: probably seen our ads on to B.
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  Speaker 4: No, what is that. I've never heard of that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh to B it's a great streaming service.
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  Speaker 4: No whatever you said before that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, oh the company I work for? Hey Date?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what is that?
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  Speaker 1: Surprised you haven't heard of it. We're a legitimate service,
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  Speaker 1: so we're not trying to sell you anything. Don't worry, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: We're only the messenger for dates gone wrong.
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  Speaker 4: How does what does that have to do with me?
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  Speaker 1: You recently went out with a guy named Felix to
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  Speaker 1: a barbecue place, and he wants you to know he
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  Speaker 1: hated it.
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  Speaker 2: What, yeah, hated date?
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  Speaker 4: Why would you do I don't even understand this, Like,
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  Speaker 4: how is this a business? And why would somebody do that?
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  Speaker 1: Well, Felix is part of the reputable male anti ghosting movement.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure you're familiar.
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  Speaker 4: Uh No, Who've never heard of that either.
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  Speaker 1: We believe that it's cruel and insensitive to leave people
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  Speaker 1: on red. You know, it's nice to know how the
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  Speaker 1: people you're dating actually feel, don't you agree?
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  Speaker 4: So you call them and say that you hated the date.
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  Speaker 2: No, I didn't hate the date. Felix hated it.
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  Speaker 4: I know. Why would you? Why would you do that?
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  Speaker 1: Felix has paid for this service to relay the message
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  Speaker 1: to you, and he wants you to know. Your score
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  Speaker 1: for your hated date was a one point five out
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  Speaker 1: of ten. I know that seems low, but there's a
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  Speaker 1: guy on the north end of town. I talked to
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  Speaker 1: him earlier. He got a zero point six.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, who cares?
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  Speaker 2: You say you don't care?
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  Speaker 1: But I can hear in your voice, you know, you
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  Speaker 1: sound like you're kind of upset about it.
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  Speaker 3: And the second you're calling me to tell me that
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  Speaker 3: my date with this guy sucks, like you weren't there.
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  Speaker 3: How do you know?
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  Speaker 2: Well he told me about it because I do work
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  Speaker 2: for hay to Date.
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  Speaker 3: Would you stop saying the name of your stupid company
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  Speaker 3: like I've literally never heard this before.
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  Speaker 2: Well, again, we're on tob So.
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  Speaker 4: What is Toby?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, man, I'm just doing my job here.
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  Speaker 4: I can't even believe this is a thing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, some would say it's actually thoughtful, thoughtful to let
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  Speaker 1: you know this information.
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  Speaker 4: Well, he's a thoughtful piece of for doing this.
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  Speaker 2: Would you like me to send that information back to him?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, please tell him, tell him.
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  Speaker 3: I think he's a thoughtful piece of All right.
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  Speaker 2: Let me just take that down, not full piece of excrement. Perfect. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you're lucky. We are recently allowed to type expletives, so
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  Speaker 2: that is a plus and sent.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations, you have successfully sent your review through Hated Date.
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  Speaker 1: Woo that'll be twenty four to ninety nine.
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  Speaker 3: Please are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, this is not how this works.
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  Speaker 1: You said he paid, Yeah, he paid for his review
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  Speaker 1: of you, so you have to pay for yours of him.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't caestured it myself if I knew it was
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  Speaker 3: going to cost money.
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  Speaker 2: But you didn't do that.
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  Speaker 1: So you need to pay that amount in thirty days
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  Speaker 1: or you will be sent to collections.
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  Speaker 4: You mother, that is not even gonna happen.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, do you want to include that in your
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  Speaker 2: comments to Felix?
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  Speaker 4: No, that's my comments for you.
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  Speaker 2: We do have a seventy five cent per letter special
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  Speaker 2: going on right now.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you're not going to get away with this, Like,
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  Speaker 3: I am not giving you any money. You come here
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  Speaker 3: to my house try to get that money from me.
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  Speaker 1: Look, I mean I can forward this bill to Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning and they'll pay it because
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  Speaker 1: they do prank phone calls on the radio, So that'd
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  Speaker 1: be kind of like an exchange.
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  Speaker 2: For this phone tap that we're doing on you right now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Your friend Claera set you up for a phone tap.
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  Speaker 4: My god, what I'm going to kill her in too?
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  Speaker 3: Holy crap you got.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry Clara said that you were nervous about this date.
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  Speaker 1: That you went on recently and you weren't sure if
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  Speaker 1: it went well or not. Oh God, hopefully this cleared
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  Speaker 1: thing's up for you.
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  Speaker 3: No, but but you got my blood pressure up. Waken
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  Speaker 3: now perfect.
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  Speaker 2: You're looking at staying up late. You can watch more
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  Speaker 2: tob
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  Speaker 4: Maybe broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties