The Art of Messy First Times

Unsolicited Advice from a Nobody · Dec 9, 2025 · 13m

If you still cringe about something you did 20 years ago, this one’s for you.

In this episode, I talk about some of my most unforgettable “first times”: my first day of kindergarten surrounded by crying kids while I was just happy about toy day, my first crush (ft. my sister pulling my pants down in public ), my first kiss, my very questionable “first love”, my first breakup, and even my first day in a new country – when you suddenly go from feeling like somebody to being a total nobody again.

We’ll laugh, wince and maybe overthink together, and I’ll share what these messy first times taught…