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Phone Tap PODCAST: Big Head · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: the twenties. I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hi there,
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  Speaker 1: this is Kevin from Particle. I'm looking to speak with Ariel. Oh. Hi, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is her? Yeah, Hey, how are you? How are
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  Speaker 1: you good? So you were in here a few weeks
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  Speaker 1: ago trying on classes, right, Yes? I was okay? And
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  Speaker 1: I know that you're supposed to pick those up soon. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I actually I would love to get them as soon
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  Speaker 1: as I can. My first pair, I was like hoping
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  Speaker 1: to get it like the ball rolling. Yeah, that explains it. Um, well,
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  Speaker 1: I have to let you know something. Unfortunately, we are
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  Speaker 1: not going to be able to make that happen anymore. Wait, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: what like I can't get the glasses right now? Or
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  Speaker 1: I honestly, I don't know if you're ever going to
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  Speaker 1: be able to get glasses from us? From you? Why
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  Speaker 1: can't I what is there. What's the problem with glasses
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  Speaker 1: from you guys? Well, after you came in, we sent
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  Speaker 1: out your prescription along with some rough measurements, and it
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  Speaker 1: turns out that your head is too big. What. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I don't see how that's at all possible. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: was impressed by the measurements too, But you do have
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  Speaker 1: a large head, larger than most people, and so our
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  Speaker 1: manufacturer can't fit that. I don't, I think, honestly, I
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  Speaker 1: really think that you might have the wrong person because
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  Speaker 1: I have a really normal size, average head. I don't
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  Speaker 1: average for what species. What. I'm sorry to joke there,
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  Speaker 1: but you know a lot of people with really large
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  Speaker 1: heads don't even know that they have such a big head.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of them think it's average. No, no, no, all.
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  Speaker 1: I have a very normal, average size head, and I
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  Speaker 1: think that I would know if I had an seemly
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  Speaker 1: large head. Well, either way, I'm sorry, but the manufacturer
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  Speaker 1: says they don't make glasses to fit your giant head.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, I do not have a giant head. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how many times I just tell you that.
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  Speaker 1: So we need to work something out. What are my
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  Speaker 1: options here? Well, jeez, you're putting me on the spot.
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  Speaker 1: But maybe I can suggest you get some type of
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  Speaker 1: prescription flight goggles, maybe with a big strap on the
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  Speaker 1: back that can fit that gargangean head. You know something,
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  Speaker 1: how you're speaking to me right now is totally uncalled for.
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  Speaker 1: I need to speak to your supervisor. I will definitely
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  Speaker 1: let you speak with my supervisor, but I do need
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  Speaker 1: to ask you a kind of a sensitive question. If
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  Speaker 1: I may, I'd rather not talk to you anymore. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk to you anymore. Thank you for
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  Speaker 1: allowing me to ask one more question. I really appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you to ask me another question. So
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  Speaker 1: has your head grown? Do you think your head could
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  Speaker 1: have grown in the last few months. No, my head
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  Speaker 1: hasn't grown. I'm twenty eight years old. I would know
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  Speaker 1: if my head has grown. Interesting. Okay, Well, it seems
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  Speaker 1: that we are in quite the sticky wicket situation. I
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  Speaker 1: like that term, don't you. It's a funny one sticky wicket.
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  Speaker 1: It always just feels funny when you say it. Sticky wickets.
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  Speaker 1: At sticky wicket means is we've come to a place
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  Speaker 1: where we're kind of kind of in a bind. I
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  Speaker 1: know what it means. Oh, quote me on the phone
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  Speaker 1: with your boss or you check the order, because I
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  Speaker 1: think you that you've made a mistake. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be glad to check the order for you. But
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  Speaker 1: for the record, I have never been wrong with a customer.
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  Speaker 1: I'm one hundred percent right all of the time. We
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  Speaker 1: first time, well, I guess we'll see then, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I guess that's a challenge. So if you'll allow me,
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  Speaker 1: I will check the order. Check it. Okay, Please hold okay, Ariel,
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  Speaker 1: Yes did you figure it out? Well? Yes I did,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna fall on my
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  Speaker 1: I sward here. I was wrong. Like I told you,
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  Speaker 1: there's nothing abnormal about my head. I am very sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Your head is actually larger than I thought. I don't
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  Speaker 1: Is this a joke? Yes, it is actually what it's
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call. I don't understand. Your friend emailed
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  Speaker 1: me and told me that you've been complaining about getting
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  Speaker 1: glasses for the first time and wanted to mess with you.
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  Speaker 1: So it's a prank phone call. Oh my god, are
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  Speaker 1: you serious about your head being really big? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know you personally, but Anne said it was huge.