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Phone Tap PODCAST: Eastside Creamy Boyz · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away and now it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your free money phone tap. And sometimes when people
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  Speaker 1: want us to do a prank phone call, they'll send
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  Speaker 1: us an email and give us a lot to work with. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, but they'll give us the name of all
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  Speaker 1: the people's ex'es, a list of their biggest fears, all
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  Speaker 1: their prior arrests, and sometimes those are wrest sheets, very long,
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  Speaker 1: very great. Yeah. But then there's other times when they'll
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  Speaker 1: give us very little information, like today, yea, when our
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  Speaker 1: own Jose Bolanos was challenged by a girl's boyfriend who
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  Speaker 1: only gave him this piece of info his girlfriend doesn't
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  Speaker 1: like vanilla ice cream. Wow, what a stunning statement that.
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  Speaker 1: What is to do with that? Yeah, that's all Jose
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  Speaker 1: had to work with. Boyfriends give me the worst sometimes
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  Speaker 1: pay attention to her other dislikes and likes. So we'll
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  Speaker 1: see how Jose did with your brand new phone. Tap
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  Speaker 1: right now, it's Jeffreys Money taps only on Luva ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five. You're a chance to win five. Hello. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Jared. I'm calling on behalf of the
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  Speaker 1: National ice Cream Advisory Board. How are you today? Um?
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  Speaker 1: I'm okay, excellent. The reason I'm calling is I was
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  Speaker 1: wondering if you could take a quick second to do
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  Speaker 1: a survey about ice cream. Okay, I'm really busy, so
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  Speaker 1: you can make it really quick. Yeah, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's really quick. I promise this is not going to
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  Speaker 1: take long. So um, first question, what is your favorite
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  Speaker 1: flavor of ice cream? Chocolate? Okay? Did you say vanilla? No? No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't like vanilla. It's chocolate. Okay, I'm putting you
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  Speaker 1: down for vanilla. Now, now that's why would you put
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  Speaker 1: me down for vanilla. It's a survey. I said, I
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  Speaker 1: like chocolate. I don't like vanilla. Okay, okay, I'm hearing you,
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  Speaker 1: But I think what you really meant to say was vanilla.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone loves vanilla. Listen, that's not my favorite. You asked
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  Speaker 1: my favorite. This is a survey, right, yeah, okay, so chocolate. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: when most people say chocolate, I have of another study.
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  Speaker 1: We know that they've actually been thinking vanilla. You know,
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  Speaker 1: how about this? Why don't we come back to this question?
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  Speaker 1: Why don't we just round do a round table. We'll
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  Speaker 1: come back Okay, Okay, So I'm telling you I'm busy.
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  Speaker 1: This is my final answer. I'm not. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to circle bait to what. I don't have time. Okay, great,
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  Speaker 1: we'll get back to it. Our next question, what's your
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  Speaker 1: favorite topping? I don't like toppling. Actually I don't, so nothing. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna put you down for hot fudge.
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  Speaker 1: Wait what I mean that's what you were thinking? Right?
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  Speaker 1: So you asked me my favorite ice claim. I told
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  Speaker 1: you chocol slit. Now you're trying to tell me I
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  Speaker 1: like toppings when I just say I don't like toppings
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  Speaker 1: on my ice creams well, which is chocolate? Okay? But
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  Speaker 1: I mean, let's think about this. You're sitting there, you're
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  Speaker 1: eating plain vanilla ice cream, boring, and you got a
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  Speaker 1: big jar of hot fudge just sitting there. Come on, silly,
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  Speaker 1: just put it on your ice cream. You know you'd
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  Speaker 1: love it so good. If we're gonna have this situation,
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  Speaker 1: why you're asking me about a survey that I don't
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  Speaker 1: have time for, and I'm just I'm not gonna go
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  Speaker 1: through it. I'm gonna hang up so you can have
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  Speaker 1: no Look, look, don't hang up. I I gotta be
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  Speaker 1: honest with you about something. Have you ever heard of
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  Speaker 1: the ice cream mob? The east Side Creamy Boys? They
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  Speaker 1: were real thing. No, I probably shouldn't even told you
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  Speaker 1: the real name east Side Creamy Boys. Don't say that
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  Speaker 1: out woud the creamies new that I told someone from
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  Speaker 1: the general public, they might put me in the freezer.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's ice cream mob talk for murder. At this point,
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know if I believe you. It's found
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  Speaker 1: like a joke. No, it's not, it's not You have
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  Speaker 1: no idea. Okay, the war between chocolate and vanilla is
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  Speaker 1: at its all time high right now. I actually have
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  Speaker 1: a buddy who works in the strawberry division and he
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  Speaker 1: is just getting his ex kicked on a daily basis. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So if this is so serious, why isn't this in
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  Speaker 1: the news right? I mean, look, you don't think that
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  Speaker 1: they know already. You don't think the news people are
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  Speaker 1: paid off? You know how the media's run The ECB
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  Speaker 1: is in the pockets of everyone. So wait, you're telling
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  Speaker 1: me that people that make vanilla and chocolate ice cream
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  Speaker 1: are paying off reporters. Yes, Can I talk about this
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  Speaker 1: crazy ice cream war that's going on. Yes. So now
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  Speaker 1: that you know this is some serious Okay. And if
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  Speaker 1: I turn in any more surveys that say people like
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  Speaker 1: chocolate more than vanilla, they could give me and my
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  Speaker 1: family all chocolate eyes. That's like a black ey an
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  Speaker 1: ice cream. Oh wow. So I have to ask you
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  Speaker 1: one more time, and I pray to God you give
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  Speaker 1: me the right answer. What is your favorite flavor of
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  Speaker 1: ice cream? Okay, it's vanilla? Thank you, Oh God, you
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  Speaker 1: saved my life. I just want to live, okay. And
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  Speaker 1: so now if you could just answer the last question.
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  Speaker 1: If you could have any topping, any in the world
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  Speaker 1: on your delicious, strictly vanilla ice cream, please, what would
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  Speaker 1: it be? Please say hot fudge? Please say how much? God,
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  Speaker 1: just say hot fun. I would choose third. Oh my God,
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  Speaker 1: you just saved my life. Thank you, Oh my God.
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  Speaker 1: Will you have my babies? Will you please have my children?
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  Speaker 1: We'll feed them vanilla chocolate much Kiss me right now
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  Speaker 1: with the hot fudge mouth, Get over here. What is
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  Speaker 1: going on? I'm so sorry, Nicole. My name is jose
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  Speaker 1: I don't want a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. I'm doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: What your Your boyfriend Michael set you up. He said
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  Speaker 1: you hate vanilla ice cream and I had to mess
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  Speaker 1: with you. You You know what I mean? This sounds like
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  Speaker 1: him who hate vanilla ice cream? Though? What is wrong
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  Speaker 1: with you? I don't like vanilla ice cream. I just
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  Speaker 1: don't like it. Be quiet, don't say it that loud.
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  Speaker 1: The ECB's listening. These creamy boys are gonna kill me.
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