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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy and the Ugly Mirror · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's been about twenty years. But has everyone here seen
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  Speaker 1: that movie with McLevin you know?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's.
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. So there's a guy
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  Speaker 1: in that movie named Micklevin and he actually reminds me
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  Speaker 1: of Jose's character on this show named Steady Eddie. Oh
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  Speaker 1: and in today's call sted Eduardo. Eduardo just purchased a
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  Speaker 1: mirror at a local home goods store, and when he
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  Speaker 1: brought it home, something just wasn't right with it. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna find out in your phone's app right now.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, this is Home good This is Cassie. How can
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  Speaker 2: I help you? Hello there, my name is Edward, but
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  Speaker 2: my friends call me Steady Eddie. How can I help you? Well,
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  Speaker 2: I'm actually having an issue with an item, and I'm
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  Speaker 2: parent that you're a store recently. Yeah, what's the issue?
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  Speaker 2: When I came in on my schooner doing wheelies and
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of cool stuff, and I'm just gonna look around,
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  Speaker 2: you know, maybe by a decorative Kleenex box, but what
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  Speaker 2: caught my eye was the beautiful mirror. Okay, so you
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  Speaker 2: bought a mirror here, I mean not just any mirror,
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  Speaker 2: the most glorious mirror. Ever, I looked like stone called
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  Speaker 2: Steve often ha. Yeah, I got two beards, put them together,
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  Speaker 2: strive them up over my head, just like a wrestler.
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  Speaker 2: I look buff. Okay, yeah, it's like a batie had
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  Speaker 2: to glow up with a rizzler and it's me.
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  Speaker 1: So what I'm not hearing is the issue with the mirror.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, it happened right when I brought it home.
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  Speaker 2: You see, I was looking at it preparing to flame
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  Speaker 2: the lady. But when I hung it up on the wall,
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  Speaker 2: I decided to catwalk towards it. It was not the same.
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  Speaker 2: What was the difference? Oh, it was like zero riz
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  Speaker 2: negative aura, Like I gave up total. That's the NPC energy.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, somebody just got through it here, and
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  Speaker 2: I think it was MOI, which is me in another language. Uh.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, sometimes when you take him your home,
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  Speaker 2: the lighting can just be different than in the department store.
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  Speaker 2: So maybe that's the case. Oh, that still doesn't change
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  Speaker 2: the fact that I looked shoey. I even dressed up
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  Speaker 2: in my nineteen ninety eight Classic Batman Returns outfit. Similar result,
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  Speaker 2: just crusty, ain't f How do you make Batman look
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  Speaker 2: not cool. Hold on, hold on, hot, that was my inhaler. Sorry,
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  Speaker 2: do you need to take a hit of your is here?
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  Speaker 2: You know I actually need to get back to work.
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  Speaker 2: Can return it though, But what gifts though? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: you guys like running a scam here in the home
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  Speaker 2: goods compartment. I don't know what you're talking about. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I can see you now. You just wait for an
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  Speaker 2: anything good looking young gentleman with lots of money like myself.
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  Speaker 2: Well she I don't have a ton of money, but
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  Speaker 2: I have my mom's debit card, and you're like, God,
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna get him with the old mirror reflection. Scam
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  Speaker 2: works every time. I bet huh.
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  Speaker 1: There's no scam here, I promise you.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on a second, though, because I didn't see any
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  Speaker 2: directions in the box were having to punt this mirror up.
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  Speaker 2: I may have put it on the wall upside down.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's not possible.
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  Speaker 1: It is the same either way.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, wait, yeah, the hot side is probably up
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  Speaker 2: down at the bottom and I slipped it home on.
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  Speaker 2: Let me sure. I really don't think that makes a difference.
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  Speaker 2: There we go, and eyew, I'm disgusting. Oh god, my
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  Speaker 2: mom just gave me a thumbs down. Mom, don't look
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  Speaker 2: at me. Sure you can return the mirror within thirty days,
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  Speaker 2: but as I've told you, I have to go. Oh
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  Speaker 2: is that right? Because your coworker, Natalie said she would
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  Speaker 2: give me store credit pluff your phone number so I
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  Speaker 2: could do a prank phone call on you the radio station.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, What are you talking about? Because my name's
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  Speaker 2: actually jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 2: the Morning, and this is a phone tap. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 2: what do you mean, Natalie settle us up for nothing? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I get it. You're hilarious, Natalie. No, she said you
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  Speaker 2: just hit your one. You're working customer service, and wanted
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  Speaker 2: to congratulate you. You have to answer weird questions like
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  Speaker 2: this all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently, honestly didn't stick out as much as I should have.
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  Speaker 2: I know you're lying because I can feel you looking
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  Speaker 2: at me through the phone tips, just like the lady
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  Speaker 2: that the perfian counter.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, your voice is super attractive.
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  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't I be melting over here? I was getting
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  Speaker 2: hatten here, hold on, hold on, Oh my god, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: now I'm ready to kiss.
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  Speaker 1: That's disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's actually albuterol. It's not disgusting at all. It's
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  Speaker 2: an inhaler I think you hung up. Wake Up every
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  Speaker 2: Morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke
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  Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning