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Phone Tap: The Great Dad Shirt Debate · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap. And I think back
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  Speaker 1: in like the eighties and nineties, it got real popular
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  Speaker 1: to have one of those coffee mugs or T shirts
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  Speaker 1: that says number one dad. Oh yeah, World's best dad.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently those are still around now, because one of our
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  Speaker 1: listeners reached out saying her husband just wore that shirt
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  Speaker 1: to their kids' soccer game. He doesn't know it yet,
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  Speaker 1: but we're gonna tell him. It actually caused a lot
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  Speaker 1: of problems. Oh did you find out why? In your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Hi? Is this Chuck? Yes, hey Chuck, I'm with this
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  Speaker 1: you soccer Association. My name's Terry Bull.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, what can I do for you? So?
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  Speaker 1: I got your number from your daughter's coach, and apparently
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  Speaker 1: there were a few complaints that came in about you recently.
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  Speaker 2: What m like, are you serious about me?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Because last Saturday at the game, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: think you know what I'm talking about. It made some
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  Speaker 1: of the other parents pretty upset.
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  Speaker 2: So like, I was just cheering from the sidelines. I
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  Speaker 2: didn't yelled the rest, I didn't I didn't do anything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you're you're correct, It's not what you
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  Speaker 1: were doing. It's what you were wearing.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what were they wearing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there's a person who I'm going to keep anonymous.
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  Speaker 1: They sent me a photo of you in that gray
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  Speaker 1: T shirt and on the front it said number one Dad.
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  Speaker 1: Oh remember that?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Personally, I don't really have an issue with it,
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  Speaker 1: but some of the other fathers who were in attendance
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  Speaker 1: that day it felt a little insecure about it. Are
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  Speaker 1: you are you?
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  Speaker 2: Are you streaking joking?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I wish I was.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: I can see how it can come across as kind
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  Speaker 1: of boastful, you know, like, hey, I'm a better dad
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  Speaker 1: than you.
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  Speaker 2: You wear a shirt that this is unreal. Okay. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know how anyone could even take it that way.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but they did.
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  Speaker 2: My daughter bought that for me for my birthday, So.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Look, you don't have to brag to me about
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  Speaker 1: how much your daughter loves you. I get it. You're
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  Speaker 1: a fantastic parent, one of the best dads in the world.
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  Speaker 2: That's not what I'm saying. Is saying that I'm number
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  Speaker 2: one Dad shouldn't be offensive to people. It's just a
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  Speaker 2: T shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Well, regardless of what you think, I'm gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: ask you to not wear that anymore to any of
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  Speaker 1: the games going forward?
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding? Like what?
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  Speaker 1: I realized that you didn't do that intentionally, and this
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  Speaker 1: is obviously a very unique scenario. So the league will
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  Speaker 1: provide a backup T shirt, no, free of charge that
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  Speaker 1: isn't as boastful and offensive to all the other parents.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to give me a different shirt to wear
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  Speaker 2: my daughter's soccer game.
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  Speaker 1: But hey, look, you can pick from our approved line
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  Speaker 1: of T shirts. Like the first option, it just says dad,
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  Speaker 1: but in all lower case.
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  Speaker 2: Life, I feel like twice like so much that way.
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  Speaker 1: You're just a dad, you know, nothing like I'm better
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  Speaker 1: than you, I'm the number one. It's just simple and clean.
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  Speaker 2: No dad, no pass. I'm not wearing something that says
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  Speaker 2: lowercase dad.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, up up to your next option. This one's a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more self deprecating. It says third fattest.
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  Speaker 2: Dad, third fattest dad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the words fat are kind of like thicker letters,
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  Speaker 1: so part of the joke.
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  Speaker 2: Do you understand how stupid this shows.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna keep the parents guessing, like, who are the
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  Speaker 1: two others? Who are the fatter dads? Who's number one
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  Speaker 1: and number two? No, oh my god, think about it.
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  Speaker 1: Then the next week you can wear the second fattest
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  Speaker 1: dad T shirt. What it's kind of like you're improving
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  Speaker 1: not wearing it. Fine, Maybe we do something a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more motivational for the kids. No, because I can
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  Speaker 1: make one that says smells like wimp out there. What
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  Speaker 1: do you think?
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  Speaker 2: That's terrible? Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: Terrible? Don't you mean like motivational.
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  Speaker 2: It's not motivational to call children whims.
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  Speaker 1: We're not calling them. Then we're saying it smells like
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  Speaker 1: wimp out on the field.
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  Speaker 2: I get what you're saying. That is more offensive than
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  Speaker 2: anything you said so far.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I mean the only other motivational shirt that's already
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  Speaker 1: pre approved says I'd rather be watching the New York Jets?
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh no? Do you root for the Jets? Is
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  Speaker 1: that what the problem is that I offend you? No?
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  Speaker 2: I don't care about the freaking Jets? Is she about
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  Speaker 2: the stupidly telling me what I can and can't wear?
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  Speaker 2: So I'm not talking to you anymore. I'm talking to
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  Speaker 2: my wife.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, your wife already contacted us about it, and she's
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  Speaker 1: wearing a shirt right now that says my dumb husband
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  Speaker 1: just got pranked by Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: No way, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: I'm serious, dude. My name is jeffrom Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. You're being phone tapped. Wow wow yeah wow?
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  Speaker 1: Is it right? Because your wife Gianna told us about
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  Speaker 1: the shirt that you wore to your daughter's game. She
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  Speaker 1: thought you were being a little bit cocky.
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  Speaker 2: No, I know she did, and she proved that shirt
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  Speaker 2: not to.
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  Speaker 1: Wear out in public. You're the number one dad in
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  Speaker 1: that house. Sure you don't want to make all the
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  Speaker 1: other dads feel bad about themselves, though, do you.
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  Speaker 2: I guess it didn't take of them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, number one, most selfish and fourth fattest dad.
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  Speaker 1: You go for that shirt any time, oh man.
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  Speaker 2: The week of every morning was fum taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 2: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning