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Phone Tap: Terry Shipped Your Car · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Hey, it's time for your prank phone calls Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning, and today we're reaching out to
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  Speaker 1: a guy who just sold his jeep Wrangler online. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he thought it was going to be easy to ship,
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  Speaker 1: but it's turned out to be a giant headache. We
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  Speaker 1: fill out a lot of paperwork, actually made some mistakes,
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  Speaker 1: and he told his friend, man, I just really hope
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  Speaker 1: it gets to where it needs to go, and maybe
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  Speaker 1: it will, but in the meantime, we're going to call
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  Speaker 1: and say nope, it didn't. In your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Terry. I work for auto Shipping. I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking for Josh. Yeah, this is Josh. Hi Josh. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just giving you a quick call to confirm that your
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  Speaker 1: jeep Wrangler has been shipped. And everything went a okay,
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  Speaker 1: oh great, what's it going to be there? Let me
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  Speaker 1: look that up for you. Hmmm. Let's see it's saying, oh, nope,
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  Speaker 1: that's a different order. Hold on a second, wondering have
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  Speaker 1: you done this a lot before? Have you shipped cars? No?
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  Speaker 1: I never have. Oh okay, I'm just curious because you
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  Speaker 1: do sound like you have a manly voice. What is that?
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  Speaker 1: What it's just coming through. You're very masculine sounding. I'm impressed. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: thank you? Okay, Sorr. Is the car going to get
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  Speaker 1: all right? So, according to my logs, it should be
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  Speaker 1: in port probably within five weeks, maybe six, depending on customs. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: do you say customs? Yeah? Well, when we ship international,
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  Speaker 1: it gets to be a little bit of a headache. International.
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  Speaker 1: Say what I said, I'm shipping domestic. This isn't an
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  Speaker 1: international to Mexico. Did you say? That's not what I
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  Speaker 1: have on my logs here? Domestic? Domestic cotch? No? Is
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  Speaker 1: that a new beer Domestico? It sounds really lovely? Are you?
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  Speaker 1: I mean you sound a little I do? Are you
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  Speaker 1: drinking right now? I've got oh? I wish it's got
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  Speaker 1: to be five o'clock somewhere right? Sure? Can I talk
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  Speaker 1: to someone else? Listen, Josh, I'm just having a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of fun with you. Kick the can around, just
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  Speaker 1: you and me. My god, you're playing spin the rosie
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  Speaker 1: around the pole? Can you answer my question? Sorry? I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 1: What was your question? Why are you saying customs? Why
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  Speaker 1: is the car going through custom right? Right? Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: it has to go through customs on its way over
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  Speaker 1: to Russia. I'm shipping into Saint Paul, Minnesota from inside
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  Speaker 1: the United States. Wait, what why is it going to Russia?
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  Speaker 1: Hold the hold the phone? You hold? No, hold your phone.
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  Speaker 1: You need to hold the phone because I have here.
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  Speaker 1: It says say Petersburg, Russia, not Saint Paul, Minnesota. No,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Josh, that is a huge whoopsie doodle.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Did you fill out the
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  Speaker 1: paperwork incorrectly? Because you did say this is your first time?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what is your drinking on a job
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  Speaker 1: or something on? It's not even thirsty Thursday. Can I
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  Speaker 1: please talk to someone else? I am the only person
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  Speaker 1: who is currently working here, Josh, the only at this company?
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  Speaker 1: You know, cutbacks, layoffs, It's really sad. Tier I had
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  Speaker 1: a friend who worked here named Troy. Okay, No, do
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  Speaker 1: not tell me any stories. Okay, I'm just trying to
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  Speaker 1: relate to you here, Josh, I need to get all
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  Speaker 1: pants all into kerfuffle. Can you not see why I'm
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  Speaker 1: frustrated right now? Did you know Troy too? No? What
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  Speaker 1: is okay? Oh? You are what? Who are you? You?
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  Speaker 1: Like a car two character? I'm Terry, remember, are you laughing. No,
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  Speaker 1: tear bear. That's what Troy would call me when we
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  Speaker 1: would go on our breaks for lunch. When am I
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  Speaker 1: getting my money for the car? I don't care where
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  Speaker 1: it is. I don't care where it's going. I just
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  Speaker 1: want the money. I hear you. You want it, You
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  Speaker 1: want it bad. When am I getting it? Because it's
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  Speaker 1: going over to Russia, it's probably going to take five
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  Speaker 1: to six months, and what I will need a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of extra money on your end to pay off
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  Speaker 1: those You know, the Russians can be tricky when they're
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  Speaker 1: using customs. You know, Troy actually took a twenty three
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  Speaker 1: and me test and found out he was at the
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  Speaker 1: stuff about Troy. Oh, but Troy would have loved to
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  Speaker 1: hear this conversation, especially since it's a prank. What are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about? You know how Russians prank calls on
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  Speaker 1: the radio with the show called Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. What so, I really have no idea what
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  Speaker 1: else to say? We're doing a prank call on you.
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  Speaker 1: It's a phone tab No. No, oh my god. Your
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  Speaker 1: friend Kelly wanted to set you up. She told us
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  Speaker 1: that you tried shipping your car recently when you sold
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  Speaker 1: it God, so yeah. I wish I could tell you
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  Speaker 1: it was Troy who set you up, but I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to hear the boy. Come on now, me and
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  Speaker 1: Troy are getting together for lunch later. Do you want
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  Speaker 1: to join? No, thank you. We could do a three
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  Speaker 1: way circle on a pokey bowl. Good lord, poor Troy
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  Speaker 1: weeke up. Every morning was phone tab weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning