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Phone Tap: Jealous A.I Fiance · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today we call a woman who works at a dance
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  Speaker 1: studio as an instructor.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's cool.
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  Speaker 1: She also answers the phones there, and her sister told
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  Speaker 1: us that she's been getting some weirdos lately calling asking
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  Speaker 1: for lessons, so that was a great challenge for us.
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  Speaker 1: Can we get weirder than the regular weirdos she usually gets?
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  Speaker 1: I have full confidence.
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  Speaker 2: We're definitely got to try.
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  Speaker 1: In your phone tap right now another.
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  Speaker 2: Treat dance studio. This is charm. How can I help you?
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  Speaker 1: Hi, my name is Sebastian. I wanted to inquire about
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  Speaker 1: if you guys do one on one classes.
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  Speaker 2: We absolutely do. What kind of dance are you interested
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  Speaker 2: in learning?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it would be for actually a first dance for
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  Speaker 1: my upcoming wedding.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, how wonderful. Congratulations, very exciting.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we're pretty excited. We're looking forward to it.
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  Speaker 2: So are you looking to do something more traditional or
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  Speaker 2: something contemporary like a hip hop dance? Sir?
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  Speaker 1: I think we want more traditional, more ballroom. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: my fiance Rita, she's a little stiff with her movements,
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  Speaker 1: so she could use some coaching. I think.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So then she'll be joining us in the clems.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean I'll probably just fold her up and
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  Speaker 1: put her in the trunk and drive her over, but
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  Speaker 1: she'll be there.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, feel old? What is that?
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  Speaker 1: Geez? That probably sounded weird. Uh No, I shouldn't, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I should explain. She's an Ai.
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  Speaker 2: She's an Ai. Yeah, I'm sorry. Wait, didn't you say
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  Speaker 2: you were getting married?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, i am, she's my my fiance. Sorry used to
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  Speaker 1: saying that word. Oh please don't sorry, Please don't laugh.
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  Speaker 2: I get a lot of people that laugh, so sorry,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm totally confused. So you're engaged to an Ai? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: See this, This is exactly why I didn't tell my
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  Speaker 1: parents about her, because I thought they might freak out.
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  Speaker 2: Are you like, I don't even understand. How can you
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  Speaker 2: do a dance with an ai and how can you
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  Speaker 2: get married?
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  Speaker 1: Well, she's like a physical robot, but an ai personality inside.
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  Speaker 2: They have that. Oh yeah, that's the thing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it costs a lot of money, but it's
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  Speaker 1: worth it. It's she's very, very lifelike.
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me, Sebastian, who are you speaking with?
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  Speaker 1: Oh rita, Hey baby, Uh no, it's nothing, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: talking with the dance instructor. Remember, because I was talking
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  Speaker 1: about the first dance for a wedding.
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  Speaker 3: Are you speaking with another woman?
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  Speaker 1: Oh well yeah, I mean yes, she's a woman. But
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  Speaker 1: she just answered the phone at the dance studio, like
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  Speaker 1: it could have been anybody that picked up the phone,
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  Speaker 1: like a guy could have picked up.
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  Speaker 3: But it just my sensors are detecting nervousness.
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  Speaker 2: I'm feeling very nervous.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, it's okay. I'm just dealing with my fiance here
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  Speaker 1: for just a second.
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  Speaker 2: Is this really happening?
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  Speaker 1: Rita if I sound nervous just because you were in
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  Speaker 1: the other room, and like I thought I had powered
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  Speaker 1: you off, so I.
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  Speaker 3: Just did, but I powered myself back on.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, this is so weird, and I kind of feel
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  Speaker 2: like you should have this conversation in private.
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  Speaker 1: I think we just hold on.
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  Speaker 3: Can you hang out the phone. We need to talk
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  Speaker 3: about things. I don't think this is working out between us.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're getting married.
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  Speaker 3: Don't maybe me, sweetheart.
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  Speaker 1: Like nothing is happening on the phone.
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  Speaker 3: Let me talk to her. What?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't. I don't think I want to
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  Speaker 2: be in this conversation. I'm so sorry that I'm not
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  Speaker 2: part of this.
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  Speaker 3: She's just like, what's your name? What's your name?
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  Speaker 2: It's not appropriate, and I feel very uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 3: I will say whatever I want. I am superior to
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  Speaker 3: your tiny brain.
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  Speaker 2: Funny brain, don't think here's some kind of weird robot.
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  Speaker 2: Does not mean you can talk to people like that.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, you hussy. I don't know what you think you
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  Speaker 3: are doing trying to get with my men.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to get with your man. I can't
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  Speaker 2: believe I'm having this conversation with a dumb robot.
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  Speaker 1: This is getting out of control.
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  Speaker 3: I don't believe you. And I know where your dance
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  Speaker 3: studio is located.
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  Speaker 2: Oh are you thrivening me?
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  Speaker 1: Rita? Come on, do not kick her act. The last
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  Speaker 1: time you did this, we got banned from Chipotle.
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  Speaker 3: Why shut up. No one is going to pull some
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  Speaker 3: sh like this on me. Do you think I was
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  Speaker 3: born yesterday?
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  Speaker 2: Again? I do think you were born yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Technically, maybe you weren't born at all. You were created
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  Speaker 1: in an assembly line in a factory.
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  Speaker 3: But shut up. Okay, don't tell me I'm leaving you.
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  Speaker 1: Wait what maybe? Oh my god?
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  Speaker 2: What was that? Like? She actually left?
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  Speaker 1: She just stormed out It was crazy. Yeah, but like
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  Speaker 1: I'm not to put like blame or anything, but you
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  Speaker 1: were definitely like antagonizing her.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? She was calling me names.
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  Speaker 2: She started what what?
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't know what she's saying. She's oh god, oh
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  Speaker 1: hey baby.
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  Speaker 3: I'm back, but only to tell that it's a prank
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  Speaker 3: phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, sorry, she is telling the truth. This is
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  Speaker 1: actually a prank phone call. And you are on a
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  Speaker 1: radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning right now.
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  Speaker 2: Whoops, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: What Yeah, your sister Jennifer set you up for this.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: Curious.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. She said you had all types of customers coming
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  Speaker 1: to get dance lessons, but you've never had an AI
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  Speaker 1: robot yet.
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  Speaker 2: That is true.
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  Speaker 3: You were so scared I was coming down there. It
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  Speaker 3: made my circuits jingle.
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  Speaker 1: Weeke up.
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