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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2020: #9 Dope Tikulitus · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time to reveal the number nine phone tap of
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  Speaker 1: the year. Okay, powered by Xbox Series X, and it
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  Speaker 1: features our own Jose Balagna. I didn't think I would
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  Speaker 1: make any of these between the three of us, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know, but still the target today is a grocery
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  Speaker 1: store pharmacist who's been dealing with a lot of stress
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  Speaker 1: at her job during the pandemic, and so we wanted
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  Speaker 1: to put a little bit of fun back into her day.
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  Speaker 1: And that's when she gets a call from a guy
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  Speaker 1: who has a very unique condition that I guarantee no
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  Speaker 1: one's ever heard of. That's because Jose made it up.
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  Speaker 1: He really did. It's called dope ticulitis and it's your
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  Speaker 1: number nine phone tap of twenty twenty right now. And remember,
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  Speaker 1: after you hear it, we call it twenty five. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna win an awesome prize pack from Xbox Series X.
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  Speaker 1: It's rook and Jeffrey's ten phones. Oats some Christmas Aaron bidy,
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  Speaker 1: I'll new Xbox Series X number nine Pharmacy. This is Lisa.
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  Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hi? I need drugs. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: before we do any of that, I need to get
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  Speaker 1: your first name please. Sure. Yeah, my name's Marty Bartlett.
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  Speaker 1: But I've never been there before, so I know I'm
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  Speaker 1: not in your system or anything. I just really need
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  Speaker 1: some help. Well, Marty, if this is an emergency, you
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  Speaker 1: should probably call nine one. Yeah, I understand. This isn't
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  Speaker 1: not like an emergency emergency. It's just more like a
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  Speaker 1: of an annoying thing that's getting in the way. I
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  Speaker 1: almost lost my job today because of this. Okay, we
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  Speaker 1: might be able to help you. It's just like an
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  Speaker 1: over the coover thing. What's going on? Well, I have
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  Speaker 1: this thing. It's kind of weird. I just need it
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  Speaker 1: to stop already. Oh my gosh, did you hear that?
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  Speaker 1: What was that? Was that your phone? No? That was me.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. This is what's happening. Um, I
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  Speaker 1: heard something weird. Yeah, I don't know if I'm hearing
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  Speaker 1: what you're hearing. No, it's a medical condition. It's called
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  Speaker 1: dope ticulitis. I totally never heard of it, but my
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  Speaker 1: doctor said I have it, and it's pretty bad. So
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  Speaker 1: your doctor said, you have something called dorpe dope ticulitis. Don't,
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  Speaker 1: don't articulitis, dopeticulitis. See, it just happened, age, I've never
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  Speaker 1: heard of that before. No, I hadn't either. I can't
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  Speaker 1: control it. Out of nowhere. I just randomly break into
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  Speaker 1: these noises, like like a beatboxing. I went to school
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  Speaker 1: for this, and I have never heard of anything like
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  Speaker 1: that ever. I knew it. I feel like I just
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  Speaker 1: feel helpless here because I'll be talking to someone and
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  Speaker 1: then mid sentence I start dropping these like super sick
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  Speaker 1: beats with my mouth. Wait, you can't control this. It
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  Speaker 1: just happened. Yeah, and I tried. I called my doctor.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't get an appointment until next evert Wicky Wednesday.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear that? Did you hear that? It's still happening.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh, but I'm not
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  Speaker 1: a doctor, but it almost sounds to me like it's
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  Speaker 1: made up. That's what everyone says. I promise I cannot
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  Speaker 1: control remax. Get some drugs. Wow the heck? You see
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  Speaker 1: how embarrassing. I was at work and I was talking
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  Speaker 1: to my boss and I just had I happy to
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  Speaker 1: use the ever restroom poop time. And then he laughed
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  Speaker 1: and he kicked me out, and I'm scared I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: lose my job. I'm so sorry, Marty, but you're really
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to get a prescription from a doctor. I
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  Speaker 1: have no idea how to help you about this, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh, just it's just
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  Speaker 1: so weird. Yeah, you can't like fast forward the process though,
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  Speaker 1: because I can't get in to see my doctor for
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  Speaker 1: over a week. Do you have like a topical ointment,
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  Speaker 1: like a pill or like a like you rubb it,
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  Speaker 1: rubb it, rubb it on that. I'm sorry, sorry, this
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  Speaker 1: is just the most bizarre thing I've ever heard of.
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  Speaker 1: Me too, Me too, Me too? Oh with a drop
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  Speaker 1: made me too. I don't know where that last thing
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  Speaker 1: came from. That wasn't my mouth though, the last one
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  Speaker 1: with me. I'm sorry. Do you have any gas medication?
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like you're getting really upset about this. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I am. I don't know if you consider this a
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  Speaker 1: medical emergency or not, but I think at least you
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  Speaker 1: should go maybe lie down. No, honestly, I'm just stuck,
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  Speaker 1: and I really do appreciate you being patient with me
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  Speaker 1: and sticking with me. Me me, it's me your audio
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  Speaker 1: sticking with me, because honestly, just to be able to
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  Speaker 1: talk to talk to talk to someone, you know. Yeah, Um,
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  Speaker 1: this is the most unique thing that I've ever heard
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  Speaker 1: of before. So you know what, Marty, when when you
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  Speaker 1: figure this out, you really have to call me back. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I could call Donna because she's the one who told
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  Speaker 1: me to call you in the first place. Wait, who's Donna?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Your sister Donna? Donna? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's the one that set you up for this prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not. This
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  Speaker 1: is actually a jose from Bricka Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing a phone tap on you. Are you You're
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  Speaker 1: going this is the weirdest thing I've ever heard in
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  Speaker 1: my life. Donna said, your life has been crazy lately
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  Speaker 1: at the pharmacy, so she wanted to mix it up
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  Speaker 1: a little and put some fun in your day. I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe it happened. I can't, I can't. I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe it either, I like muffins do with your number
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  Speaker 1: nine phone tap of twenty twenty